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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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01-18-2018, 10:46 AM #7926
Friend of mine, who's actually a good skier, told me this story yesterday. She was coming down Red Dog face at Squaw--moderately steep, wide, usually firm runout of an otherwise easy intermediate run. She sees someone slowly snowplowing down, obviously struggling and makes a mental note to give her a wide berth. Yet somehow manages to misjudge speed and takes her out. The two crash into the slow banner near the bottom and wind up wrapped up in it and skid to the bottom. My friend's husband (also my friend) looks up to see the large orange ball coming down the hill--can't figure out what it is until it comes to rest at his feet. It took him a while to compose himself enough to help untangle his wife and the innocent victim. No one hurt.
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01-18-2018, 10:50 AM #7927
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01-18-2018, 10:53 AM #7928
why is it so important to you / always challenging my abilities
i am confident in my abilities and ski any run in any condition / i didnt sign up on TGR to brag about my skiing
yet you seem obsessed with judging my skills
i guess you want that top spot, gotta take me out first budddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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01-18-2018, 10:56 AM #7929
Because you've constantly waved your dick about your abilities.
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01-18-2018, 10:58 AM #7930Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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01-18-2018, 11:10 AM #7931
No, that's not true. He's constantly satirizing the testosterone filled dude that has to be all core and shit in conversation about everything in their lives. You're the little bitch that constantly has to say something all teenage girly to insult people here in order to make your miserable life a wee bit better for the moment.
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01-18-2018, 11:12 AM #7932
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01-18-2018, 11:14 AM #7933
I don't live in New Jersey, girlie man.
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01-18-2018, 11:20 AM #7934
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01-18-2018, 12:55 PM #7935
Ooooh! Cat fight!!!
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01-18-2018, 01:28 PM #7936
You guys don’t get it.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-18-2018, 03:09 PM #7937
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01-18-2018, 04:33 PM #7938
Was at the gates to board a 6 pack lift solo when a 20 something couple slid up and boarded with me. After loading and settling the guy pulls out his iPhone and looks at it intently. The attractive woman (as far as I could tell blurts out "you should pay attention to me not some chick your brother met on Tinder!" He didn't answer, but put the device away and we all watched the scenery in silence.
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01-18-2018, 04:41 PM #7939
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01-18-2018, 05:26 PM #7940
Thanks for the laugh old goat. At your friends expense. Oh and flow did you invite dd to Alpental to show you how it's done.
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01-18-2018, 05:40 PM #7941
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01-18-2018, 05:42 PM #7942Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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01-18-2018, 05:56 PM #7943
I think I heard once that it's the steepest ski area in N Am but I have not source for that lol
but yes can be icy since it's north facing. Lots of race teams come there to train
either way it's a nice little resource. if we didn't have JHMR right there it would probably get skied way moreskid luxury
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01-18-2018, 06:42 PM #7944
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01-18-2018, 06:53 PM #7945
I might believe that Snow King has the steepest average pitch of any resort. Never been on it, but that front face above town is no joke from what I recall.
The girl telling her boyfriend to stop looking at his fucking phone? Yeah, she gets it. Sounds like my kind of lady.
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01-18-2018, 07:08 PM #7946
^^^ She’s probably single by now, so go for it...
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01-18-2018, 07:10 PM #7947" ... I will do anything to go Skiing ... There Is no pride ... " (Miriam , 2005-2006 epic)
Dec21, 2016. LittleBigLost :
" I think about it everyday. It is my reminder to live life to the fullest. I get up early, go to bed late, 'cuz I got shit to do. Like I said, I'm 61. Not going to wait till I'm 81 to do stuff, ...
Get out there and do stuff!
Enjoy life to the fullest!!
See you on the slopes! "
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01-18-2018, 07:34 PM #7948
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01-18-2018, 08:10 PM #7949
My guess is that Whiteface is steeper.
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01-18-2018, 08:21 PM #7950
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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