Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[jonesy]

May I borrow that adjective pronoun.

[alpinevibes]

Somewhere there's a power broker forum, and they are talking about this gaper they saw in a goldola in Aspen, who didn't even have people to deal with the people who throw a party, and didn't have Bloomberg on his speed dial.

I hope and pray they do.

I wonder where rich guys hang and shoot the real shit online? Since TGR really tops out with dentist types (hardly 5th percentile!!), we’re not fully exposed to the true powers that be. Maybe we can add a new sub forum?


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[Benny Profane]

Overheard on an Aspen Mountain gondola a few weeks back. Me riding solo with a couple in their 60s, quaintly chatting to each other about a pressing social engagement:

She: Did you see the email from Sharon about hosting a Bloomberg event?
He: Yes, I did. It seems like a lot of work
She: I agree, but I think they have "people" for that. They'll handle with everything.
He: I'm just concerned about the guess list. If we can't choose who comes, I don't want to deal with it.
She: yeah, but it wouldn't be terrible to get closer to him. And I could put up with one night of people over.
He: Right, maybe he can do us some favors...

The last part was just bleeding with ego and greed. Maybe it was a self-styled NYC power broker mag I'm not aware of???

Why just NYC? These people are everywhere. What, do you think they give candidates money because they like their policies? Why do you think the Clintons are so rich?

[Benny Profane]

Maybe more Jerry than Gaper, but, this guy did an entire yoga routine in a locker room at 2:30 pm as I was taking off my boots and packing up, and then I caught him high kicking like this, before he proceeded to put his stuff on for maybe an hour of lift lines, since it was so fucked up out there. Strange.

[jonesy]

Using the railing, poser.

[JaytaeMoney]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrXTESGB...=1l63znb2sbnie

This is incredible.


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[MMMSKI]

"Snowboarding is so hard in powder"

[alpinevibes]

Why just NYC? These people are everywhere. What, do you think they give candidates money because they like their policies? Why do you think the Clintons are so rich?

They made reference to NYC at some point. I’m not that obtuse, my guy


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[Benny Profane]

Rich people visit NYC a lot. They have apartments. Broadway, shopping, food, JFK to Europe.

[Jong Lafitte]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrXTESGB...=1l63znb2sbnie

This is incredible.


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That is awesome!! Totally sends it!! Bwahahahaa.


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[alpinevibes]

Rich people visit NYC a lot. They have apartments. Broadway, shopping, food, JFK to Europe.

Sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you: they indicated *living there* from their comments. Is that good enough for you? Or do you need to keep trotting our turds to defend the sanctity and character of the 30 some odd million people alive who have, at one time, lived in NYC?

JFC Benny...


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[Benny Profane]

They probably say they "live" in Aspen a lot, too.

[Meadow Skipper]

Bunny, cunting it up like a local. He knows.

[~mikey b]

Bunny, cunting it up like a local. He knows.

da troof

[Abol98]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrXTESGB...=1l63znb2sbnie

This is incredible.


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We should all feel bad about ourselves knowing this level of skillz is out there. Everyone take a lap.

[ElToroPequeño]

Sign him up for King&Queen of Corbet’s.

[Benny Profane]

X

[Core Shot]

Bunny, where the fuck are you. And why are your there.

[Dantheman]

X-post from the Wasatch thread. Major storm going on, very high density snow falling on very low density snow sitting on top of a slick melt/freeze crust, multiple natural avalanches crossing the road, control work triggering slides that have hit lift towers, houses and lodges, and this Jerry thinks Alta ski patrol are incompetent boobs who should have the mountain open.

[old goat]

X-post from the Wasatch thread. Major storm going on, very high density snow falling on very low density snow sitting on top of a slick melt/freeze crust, multiple natural avalanches crossing the road, control work triggering slides that have hit lift towers, houses and lodges, and this Jerry thinks Alta ski patrol are incompetent boobs who should have the mountain open.

So let the guy ski already

[TBS]

Or point him to the backcountry

[Buster Highmen]

What can one expect from a squid?

[alpinevibes]

What can one expect from a squid?

[m2711c]

ink?

[Benny Profane]

Why spending 500 a night to sleep at Alta belongs in the how to fuck yourself thread.