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  1. #126
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    I heard this on the chair today.

    Too Cool Skier - "That's a sweet 'Change for a Nickel' sticker. Are you a Maggot?"

    Not as Cool Skier - "Yep. I am"

    Too Cool Skier - "What's you're join date?"

    Not as Cool Skier - "Oh, September 07 under my current screen name."

    Too Cool Skier - "Oh. You suck."

    I just shut up and shook my head because the entire episode was just too ridiculous.

  2. #127
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    Did that really happen?
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  3. #128
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    thats great

  4. #129
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    And it's UNpossible, you wankers!
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

  5. #130
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    When I was back home in NZ last November I went up to Temple Basin with a few mates to get some turns on the last of the snow. The snowline was pretty much the bottom of downhill basin and mid to lower bills. Temple Tow was bare.

    After hiking to the top of Temple tow with the skis on my back I bump into some german tourists out for a hike.

    Me: Hi Hows it going?
    German dude: You kiwis don't have much snow on your skifields do you?
    Me: Um, its almost December the snow is mostly melted.
    German dude: We have more snow in Europe you should ski there.
    Worshiping the Temple for Life - www.templebasin.co.nz

  6. #131
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    You should have replied
    "well, mate, we have more sheep here, did you come here to fuck them?"
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  7. #132
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    Not new: Some guy saying today "Those are some fat skis"

    New: Doing so in reference to my Line Prophet 90's.

    I love skiing in the SE

  8. #133
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaccoonFace View Post
    He always claimed to be Skogen McConkey.
    Too funny! Sounds better that Ingrid McConkey
    Last edited by Gebster; 01-21-2008 at 07:05 PM.

  9. #134
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    "I wrecked my car right before I came out to Colorado, then got stuck in a snowbank trapping all the cars at the house I was couch surfing at in Breck"

  10. #135
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    Yesterday went skiing at Bear Mountain, a local SoCal ski area that has snowmaking everynight. Most of the dumb stuff I heard isn't even worth wasting the effort retyping. When I started my day the snow guns were still going and on my first chair one gaper was talking to the other gaper on the chair saw the guns going and said fresh powder, lets go ski it. Smart move with all hoses laying around

  11. #136
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    At Stratton, VT on lift. This guy and his friend come down the hill, get in line, ski up beside my friend and I, and get on our lift (whatever ). They put the bar down immediately without saying anything, hitting me on the head, and then joking about how its a good thing that I wear a helmet. I ignore them and they go on talking amongst themselves about their last run.
    (disclaimer: Stratton has no particularly steep pitches)

    "Yo dude, how crazy was that last run?"
    "That was clinically insane! Did you feel the G-force?"

  12. #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonehuckin View Post
    how'd they do trying to get down angle?

    I didnt hang around to find out, but Im pretty sure I saw them stuck in the choke while I was riding the TNF lift

  13. #138
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    ok - you asked for it....

    Today while working at Vail Pass, I was talking to a guy on a really nice snowmobile all decked out in the latest and greatest snomo gear. He said he was surprised to see so many FS people working on a Monday. I reminded him that it was a holiday....

    His response: "oh, yeah, I forgot. It's Nigger Day."

    I told him that I, um, need to, um, go, um, do something, um, important....muttermuttermutter

    He told me to have a happy nigger day as I walked away.


  14. #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Random Skier View Post
    get on our lift (whatever ).
    Sorry, I get on the first available chair. Regardless of whether or not you are getting on it too.

    -Jersey
    -Stratton
    -"your chair"

    Yeah, I'm revising my "best gaper quote of the weekend" entry now.
    If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan

  15. #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    "I wrecked my car right before I came out to Colorado, then got stuck in a snowbank trapping all the cars at the house I was couch surfing at in Breck"
    Yeah, you gotta love gaper idiots that crash at your place, get stuck in your driveway, delay you 40 minutes getting to the slopes thus fucking up your whole day (a powder day no less), and never apologizing for being a fucktard nor offer thanks for crashing space and a shower.
    Last edited by Nick Pappagiorgio; 01-21-2008 at 09:15 PM.

  16. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    "I wrecked my car right before I came out to Colorado, then got stuck in a snowbank trapping all the cars at the house I was couch surfing at in Breck"
    Touche

  17. #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    IIRC, > is a segue without a pause (i.e, Tweezer > Izabella from 12/7/97, Palace of Auburn Hills), -> is a segue with a slight pause (Tube -> Dayton Jam from 12/9/97 Nutter Center)
    Sorry for another highjack here but: OH YEAH!!!! ^^^^^
    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

    -Scottish Proverb

  18. #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    At least you have a good attitude. Just because you all post on the tetongravity forums doesn't make you any better than the Gaper that is out there for the first time.

    I bet you all have been in a position at some point in your life where you were a newb, gaper, jong, etc.

    Yes, the shit they say can and is funny, but rather than hold them out as some sort of charactitures of themselves, embrace that perhaps that they are not as all knowing or awesome as you.

    Just sayin'.
    [Emo unicorn tears emoticon}

  19. #144
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    best post ever

    best post ever
    Quote Originally Posted by montanagirl View Post
    At the coffee shop this am-
    Two women standing in line with ski boots on, getting coffee waiting for shuttle. One woman looks at other and says "I need to get a more comfortable pair of boots to ski in"
    I look down and she has her ski boots on the wrong feet.

  20. #145
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    Heard this a few years back during the summer. A woman walking up to the lift to ride the alpine slide in high heals says to her husband in a thick New York accent "Oh, look hunny the chairs come down too."
    Last edited by mtnmedic; 01-21-2008 at 10:43 PM.
    Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'.

  21. #146
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    im a gaper,jong,dork,yaydayayayayda, all i know is, that i am in whistler village right now, (actually in my room cuz im a pops with a one year old) and my question would be if any of you that are in whislter right now have seen the facking crazy american college kids going WACKO(coming from old amercian drunkard), we can spend the next 47 hours doing whatever youd like and i would question whether it would top seeing what is going on around here,

  22. #147
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    Holy shit, the last two posts made no sense whatsoever.
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  23. #148
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    ive been getting questioned alot lately on my coherence, plus typing is hard

  24. #149
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    I was blessed this past weekend to share a chair with this mid 20’s jackass on 170’is skinny rentals, who spit this out before we reached the first pole:
    “How’s your day? (no pause) I am super stoked, been making laps shredding this sick pow. The only problem is the tips of my skis keep sticking into the snow and popping off. I hear they are going to get the quad spinning and open the backside so we can hit some of those gnarly runs. Wow those are big skis (my 191 mantras)”
    I turn my ipod up so I could hear no more. After recovering from the onslaught of trendy verbiage, I was kinda happy that this gaper was having such a good time, but not so much that I turned the music back down.
    Last edited by mtsprings; 01-21-2008 at 10:58 PM.

  25. #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crippity View Post
    im a gaper,jong,dork,yaydayayayayda, all i know is, that i am in whistler village right now, (actually in my room cuz im a pops with a one year old) and my question would be if any of you that are in whislter right now have seen the facking crazy american college kids going WACKO(coming from old amercian drunkard), we can spend the next 47 hours doing whatever youd like and i would question whether it would top seeing what is going on around here,
    That made no sense..........who is the drunk one?
    -Chris

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