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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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04-09-2010, 09:34 PM #2076Registered User
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gaper - hey my ski area closed for the season
see what i mean - jet fighters on a ski page. guys im sorry your snow is gone. however, here in utah we have 150" on the ground and the bird will provide lift till late may. so why not forget all that jet fighter stuff and settle into a nice descent on powder or corn?
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04-09-2010, 09:53 PM #2077Registered User
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04-10-2010, 08:54 AM #2078Registered User
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g1. we just got tickets to see the fish.
g2. the fish? what fish?
g1. u never heard of the fish? they're a band. kind of a monder version of the mothers.
g2. i hated the mothers.
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04-10-2010, 03:54 PM #2079
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04-10-2010, 07:07 PM #2080Registered User
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there is 150" of snow at the bird! the season is not over!
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04-10-2010, 07:37 PM #2081
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04-10-2010, 08:35 PM #2082Registered User
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Bushman bring that cool float plane n lets raise some hell!
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04-11-2010, 07:12 PM #2083
Copper today - saw another person skiing with a Bell bike helmet...my second this season...wtf?
Also overheard two guys on the Timberline lift talking about the gnarly mogul run underneath...
ummm, it's a blue "hero" mogul run..
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04-12-2010, 07:46 AM #2084
Also at copper - mini van drives by a couple of times in the parking lot and then a kid in the back rolls down the window "excues me, sir, do you know how to get out of the parking lot?"
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04-12-2010, 11:06 AM #2085
I saw a guy last weekend arguing with a lifty at snowbird because he wouldn't let him take his new snow bike up the lift.
Liftee: "I'm sorry sir you cant ride your snow bike at snowbird>'
Snowbiker:"says who?"
Liftee:"My manager."
Snowbiker: "Well call him back. He probably meant I cant ride a snowbike, this isnt a snowbike, snowbike is a brand. This ISN'T a snowbike."
He said all of this while wearing an old fart bag and sitting on a yellow bike with skis on the bottom, clearly not a snowbike
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04-12-2010, 11:30 AM #2086
Awesome.
Now everyone else please stop cunting up the thread with incorrect information about military hardware.
Everyone knows the new F-22 Phantoms fly adversary for the Marines and land on Amphibious assault carriers at night while the pilot calls back home on his cell about the mogul machines that they store on board for the summer. sheesh.
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04-12-2010, 11:35 AM #2087
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04-12-2010, 12:01 PM #2088
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04-12-2010, 01:47 PM #2089
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04-12-2010, 03:30 PM #2090
Two funny ones
so my friend was wearing a pov and the lady next to me goes is that a flashlight
and the same person goes to him while looking at his skis (hellbents) what do those do they look like they just push the snow.
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04-12-2010, 04:43 PM #2091Registered User
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04-12-2010, 07:55 PM #2092
heard this during a patsey marley approach:
"i think i put one of my skins on backwards."
and it turns out he did. he had trimmed it backwards.Perhaps you'd be more comfortable on epicski or Paula's Ski Lovers, AltaNancy.
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04-12-2010, 09:08 PM #2093Banned
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04-13-2010, 07:47 AM #2094
Verbier, Easter weekend.
Guy "We were skiing this amazing powder in a nature reserve and saw these Chamonix."
Girl with annoying voice: "What are Chamonix?"
Guy "I think they're those goat thing."
Girl "Oh so that's what Chamonix means, never knew that"You really need to stop knowing WTF you're talking about. (Tippster)
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04-13-2010, 09:56 AM #2095
Not a quote, but at Skibowl on saturday they had finally opened the upper bowl. There were 4 or 5 guys in full steeze (nothing says skiing like basketball jerseys and wife beaters) who were video-ing themselves acting thuglicious and hardcore at the top of the lift (right near cliffhanger).
They then decided cliffhanger (a pretty mild black run) wasn't for them, and went over towards skyline (the green run) and out of sight.
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04-13-2010, 10:52 AM #2096Training for Alpental
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04-13-2010, 03:36 PM #2097
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04-14-2010, 10:15 AM #2098
Snowbird last weekend at the base of Gadzoom - Michael (6yo kid who looks exactly like the kid from A Christmas Story) is boarding the chair with his dad and sister. They all sit down but Michael doesn't quite make it. Instead of letting him get brushed aside, Dad grabs Michael and hold him on the chair until it is about 3 feet in the air, at which point he can't hold any longer and Michael falls (sister hops off - she's clearly smarter than dad or Michael). Dad flips forward and tries to save himself by hanging onto the bench, but he gets his glove stuck under the seat as he falls (now from about 8 feet). Everyone is just fine. Michael is stunned, but he's fine - he only fell 3 feet.
Meanwhile, Mom is on the chair behind this mess and loses her fucking mind. She runs up to Michael and asks if he's ok - he nods yes - and Mom says "NO YOU"RE NOT OK - YOU FELL OFF THE LIFT". She then goes after the liftie accusing him of not having the seat flipped down (it was) blah blah - Michael finally agrees with his mom and begins to cry hysterically. Once everything had settled down and they got the chairs moving again - Mom turns to the crowd and demands that everyone cheer for Michael.
We booed him and told him that his mom was trying to make him a pussy. Someone needed to let him know.
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04-14-2010, 10:51 AM #2099Registered User
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wunderkind, thanks for the humor. i cant afforf to go out to the shows so i must rely on slope style humor. as for me i missed that event but was probably up the line cursing for the chair to start.
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04-14-2010, 04:18 PM #2100
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