Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**baron** · 12-04-2019, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I skied Thanksgiving once. Once.

i did alta/Snowbird on a few Thanksgivings - if the upper mountain is closed still, the amount of Gapers to Avoid is Epic...
Still not as Bad as a day at Hunter Mountain/body armor recommended

**baron** · 12-04-2019, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Yeah, I'll stay home.
Not that I have any choice right now

heya ! hope you get to put those camp skills to use again this year !

I sold my 4x4.. not sure if I can put up with the Bus mess in cottonwoods... damn things show up to the parking lot full already..no parking spots after 7am . Standing on the bus for 45 min while holding equipment due to lack of ski storage,on a ski bus! gg Utah...Mormons are Morons

**yeahman** · 12-04-2019, 07:04 PM

This probably isn't uncommon but a couple days ago I came across a guy in the middle of a run slamming his boot down onto his binding over and over. I stopped and asked if he was okay. "Can't get the damn boot to go in!" I showed him how to press the heel lever down to raise the heel cup so the boot fits in there...yeah, that's it. He seemed a tad embarrassed.

**interloper** · 12-05-2019, 04:46 PM

https://youtu.be/7y-hKLfeurY

**baron** · 12-05-2019, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by interloper

https://youtu.be/7y-hKLfeurY

Fun Watch...
….if only they could of gotten real videos instead of manufactured ones

I love spraying the slope sitters.... if they squat in the trail middle> Only Gapers go to Ski/Ride , and get mad Snow gets on them!

**Benny Profane** · 12-12-2019, 05:38 PM

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**thefortrees** · 12-12-2019, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by interloper

I don’t see no gaper in that pic. Glide sucks on those skins I bet, but slipping on icy skintracks is a thing of the past.

**interloper** · 12-12-2019, 10:45 PM

I call it genius. No skins, no problem.

**oftpiste** · 12-12-2019, 11:02 PM

Isn't that Karl?

**Abol98** · 12-13-2019, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by interloper

Pretty sure that's Treebeard and those are the bones of dead gapers strapped to his skis. Hail Treebeard.

**alpinevibes** · 12-13-2019, 10:43 AM

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Spotted by my wife at the base of the Gondola in aspen. Not touring, just shralping the resort with the lightest, latest and greatest and a airbag pack...

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**PNWbrit** · 12-13-2019, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by interloper

I call it genius. No skins, no problem.

Originally Posted by thefortrees

I don’t see no gaper in that pic.

When needs must this works.

No gape.

**Benny Profane** · 12-13-2019, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by alpinevibes

Spotted by my wife at the base of the Gondola in aspen. Not touring, just shralping the resort with the lightest, latest and greatest and a airbag pack...

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Tiny feet.

**old goat** · 12-13-2019, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by alpinevibes

Spotted by my wife at the base of the Gondola in aspen. Not touring, just shralping the resort with the lightest, latest and greatest and a airbag pack...

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and I thought you were making fun of the guy with his fly down

**liv2ski** · 12-13-2019, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

and I thought you were making fun of the guy with his fly down

That's a guy? I thought it was a scary woman?

**californiagrown** · 12-13-2019, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Tiny feet.

thats all i could see. Im jealous. Tiny feet are such an advantage in sports where quick feet and agility are important. i used to wear a full size too small cleats in football and baseball for this reason.

**NorCalNomad** · 12-13-2019, 12:41 PM

So many things to pick at with that image

**Timberridge** · 12-13-2019, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Tiny feet.

Is that XXX'er?

**nutmegchoi** · 12-13-2019, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by alpinevibes

Spotted by my wife at the base of the Gondola in aspen. Not touring, just shralping the resort with the lightest, latest and greatest and a airbag pack...

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They both have freakish small feet...

**Cocximus** · 12-13-2019, 03:05 PM

That's how you start backcountry. Go all decked out in the ski line. It shows you are serious. Mags will extend an invitation to tour with them.

**old goat** · 12-13-2019, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by liv2ski

That's a guy? I thought it was a scary woman?

I think you were right. But I can't be sure.

**BC.** · 12-13-2019, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

and I thought you were making fun of the guy with his fly down

That’s a chick with her fly down....check out the fingernails....or it’s a guy with chick fingernails.....either way- the barn door is open.

**NathanL** · 12-13-2019, 06:44 PM

Kid on the Squaw Valley Ski Team last weekend: "I don't want to drop that, I'm only on 88's today."
His coach: "People have been sending big mountain lines on skinny skis for generations!"

**old goat** · 12-13-2019, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by NathanL

Kid on the Squaw Valley Ski Team last weekend: "I don't want to drop that, I'm only on 88's today."
His coach: "People have been sending big mountain lines on skinny skis for generations!"

I was skiing at Sugar Bowl in some early season heavy fresh a couple of seasons ago. I was on 106's. The ski team kids freeskiing on their GS skis were blowing me off the mountain.