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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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12-21-2012, 12:06 PM #3876
^^^he's sponsored by Gaper Enterprises
ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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12-21-2012, 12:30 PM #3877
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12-21-2012, 12:44 PM #3878
i'm starting to enjoy the direction this thread is headed by those referencing the above photo. this image somehow reminds me of the sticker that was popular a few years back, that had calvin and hobbes pissing on calvin and hobbes in a stylized m.c. escher / fractal design.
good to see that the gsa spirit is alive and well within us all.
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12-21-2012, 04:30 PM #3879
My brother who has been away from the scene for at least 5 years saw my 186 Lhasa Pows... "You don't ride a snowboard, do you? You ride two of 'em!"
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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12-23-2012, 12:01 PM #3880
Saw a guy drop his wallet, and then a beer bottle from the lift today. He yelled out, "oh no, my wallet! There's like 400 bucks in there!" The midway unloading station was 100 feet ahead, perfect timing. Him and his buddy skipped it, taking the slow ass ride all the way to the top.
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12-23-2012, 01:11 PM #3881
Packs inbounds on the east coast is kinda funny....in a bad kind of way.....
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12-23-2012, 01:14 PM #3882
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12-23-2012, 01:33 PM #3883
While demoing Bent Chets
"are those normal skis?"
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12-23-2012, 02:31 PM #3884
"I am from New Jersey. You know, just east of Pennsylvania."
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12-23-2012, 02:43 PM #3885
"Mom, if baby Jesus was conceived by a virgin, is it possible that baby Satan was conceived by anal sex?"
-13 yr old on the tram at JacksonDon't Blame me, I voted for JoJo
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12-23-2012, 02:44 PM #3886
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12-23-2012, 03:35 PM #3887Registered User
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12-23-2012, 05:53 PM #3888
More of a WTF moment but kind of qualifies
me: I'd like to take a look at some avalung packs
employee of respected PNW ski shop: Planning on getting in some avalanches? What exactly are you looking for?
me: No. Just a smaller avalung day/inbounds pack that will fit some layers and avy gear
employee: Where around here are you going to need avy gear inbounds?
me: ?!?
still not sure if my sarcasm meter was broken or it was an honest question. Maybe I wasn't bro-brah enough and they talk the general public out of this type of purchase?Your jambox is now his...by way of our actions
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12-23-2012, 08:11 PM #3889
Guy on lift, after noticing I was on tele gear: "so, how do you like cross country?"
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12-23-2012, 08:36 PM #3890
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12-23-2012, 10:20 PM #3891
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12-24-2012, 06:30 PM #3892
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12-24-2012, 08:47 PM #3893Registered User
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"Yeah the problem is that's all slush" (while pointing at freshies under 22 at mammoth)
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12-24-2012, 11:16 PM #3894
Got PIZZA????? http://www.killsometime.com/videos/9...ad-of-The-Year
Today at Squaw will sitting on deck of the Cornice Cantina Mexican restaurant, a family walks up to the door and asks how much rentals are.Every man dies. Not every man lives.
You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.
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12-25-2012, 12:58 AM #3895
I really hope he was not a gaper and just fucking with you, which would make that guy damn hilarious in my book. I've been on chairs and told people on tele gear that I think their binding might broken and they may want to have someone in a shop check it out. Deadpan. I'm still waiting for someone to post about me saying that in this thread. Someday hopefully.
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12-25-2012, 01:05 AM #3896
4 pages of it...
Guy should've yelled "do a starfish"
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12-25-2012, 04:32 PM #3897
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12-25-2012, 05:59 PM #3898
Are people who already have their DPS 112s out, gapers? I mean it's pretty thin out there. Not like thin at Big Sky, but still, for $1,200, I don't think I'd bust them out till February. Actually, for $1,200 I'd buy 2 pairs of skis, neither of which I'd mind hitting rocks as much on.
Are old people with too much money gapers? Probably not, but it's just dumb.
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12-25-2012, 06:49 PM #3899
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12-25-2012, 07:06 PM #3900
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