Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Thurgood Jenkins]

Where is the tread about the guy who tried to jump the crowd at Copper? What happened to him? To her?

[californiagrown]

So then they talked about why cross country skiing was like jogging, but worse, for the rest of the lift ride.

This is an objectively accurate description of XC skiing.

[Name Redacted]

Just heard how “Grand Tar-Jay” is at a bar in CO. Winning

[thefortrees]

Just heard how “Grand Tar-Jay” is at a bar in CO. Winning

[old goat]

My cousin buys junky merchandise from Tarzhay and likes nothing more to eat than a good burzhay. A little annoying. And let us not forget Steven Colbert.

[jonesy]

Actually it's better than jogging. Your on skis.

[galibier_numero_un]

Actually it's better than jogging. Your on skis.

^^^ Time spent on skis is always time well spent.

... Thom

[Meadow Skipper]

As I was hiking past a small group of people going up Wheeler Peak in NV: “I wouldn’t hike up Mt. Everest! Why would you want to hike up Mt Everest?”

[stuckathuntermtn]

Should have given them the ole BECAUSE IT'S THERE

[montanaskier]

Eating dinner tonight in Vernazza, Cinque Terre, Italy. Two older American couples next to us talking about how terrible the Italian culture is because it takes so long to eat, salads don’t come
First, forever to get the check, etc....just being dopes. Then one of the old men says Trump did the right thing not helping Puerto Rico after the hurricane because “they owe us hundreds of millions” and “they are a poor and lazy country anyway”.

[Name Redacted]

Eating dinner tonight in Vernazza, Cinque Terre, Italy. Two older American couples next to us talking about how terrible the Italian culture is because it takes so long to eat, salads don’t come
First, forever to get the check, etc....just being dopes. Then one of the old men says Trump did the right thing not helping Puerto Rico after the hurricane because “they owe us hundreds of millions” and “they are a poor and lazy country anyway”.

Thems ain't Gaper's son, thems called Mericans!

[oftpiste]

jeebus.

Eating dinner tonight in Vernazza, Cinque Terre, Italy. Two older American couples next to us talking about how terrible the Italian culture is because it takes so long to eat, salads don’t come
First, forever to get the check, etc....just being dopes. Then one of the old men says Trump did the right thing not helping Puerto Rico after the hurricane because “they owe us hundreds of millions” and “they are a poor and lazy country anyway”.

[stuckathuntermtn]

I wouldn't have been able to let that shit slide. Even on vacation.

[m2711c]

Not a quote, but still....

[2FUNKY]

Pretty sure I heard one of them say, “ dog pile”.

[AKPogue]

I wouldn't have been able to let that shit slide. Even on vacation.

LOL, it would've been stucky to the rescue. What would you have done besides sit on your ass and fume?

[Benny Profane]

Take the flask out and pass it around under the pile? Again?

[Meadow Skipper]

Take the flask out and pass it around under the pile? Again?

I was all WTF about that pileup, but ^that makes sense - drunk off their ass. I forget to think about that.

[Benny Profane]

The Santa hat gave it away.

[raisingarizona13]

Thems ain't Gaper's son, thems called Mericans!

More like assholes.

[raisingarizona13]

Hey Benny, what's that club you joined called again?

[m2711c]

Benny who? That's Mandigo of the Mogul Meisters you're talking to there, son.......

[Benny Profane]

Somebody is stalking me today. Creepy. Come out or stay in your closet.

[raisingarizona13]

Haha! Lighten up Meister!

[SkiBall]

Meister Brah.