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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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01-21-2008, 06:21 PM #126
I heard this on the chair today.
Too Cool Skier - "That's a sweet 'Change for a Nickel' sticker. Are you a Maggot?"
Not as Cool Skier - "Yep. I am"
Too Cool Skier - "What's you're join date?"
Not as Cool Skier - "Oh, September 07 under my current screen name."
Too Cool Skier - "Oh. You suck."
I just shut up and shook my head because the entire episode was just too ridiculous.
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01-21-2008, 06:45 PM #127
Did that really happen?
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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01-21-2008, 06:57 PM #128
thats great
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01-21-2008, 07:02 PM #129
And it's UNpossible, you wankers!
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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01-21-2008, 07:08 PM #130
When I was back home in NZ last November I went up to Temple Basin with a few mates to get some turns on the last of the snow. The snowline was pretty much the bottom of downhill basin and mid to lower bills. Temple Tow was bare.
After hiking to the top of Temple tow with the skis on my back I bump into some german tourists out for a hike.
Me: Hi Hows it going?
German dude: You kiwis don't have much snow on your skifields do you?
Me: Um, its almost December the snow is mostly melted.
German dude: We have more snow in Europe you should ski there.Worshiping the Temple for Life - www.templebasin.co.nz
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01-21-2008, 07:13 PM #131
You should have replied
"well, mate, we have more sheep here, did you come here to fuck them?"Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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01-21-2008, 07:33 PM #132
Not new: Some guy saying today "Those are some fat skis"
New: Doing so in reference to my Line Prophet 90's.
I love skiing in the SE
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01-21-2008, 07:52 PM #133
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01-21-2008, 07:55 PM #134rain
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"I wrecked my car right before I came out to Colorado, then got stuck in a snowbank trapping all the cars at the house I was couch surfing at in Breck"
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01-21-2008, 08:02 PM #135
Yesterday went skiing at Bear Mountain, a local SoCal ski area that has snowmaking everynight. Most of the dumb stuff I heard isn't even worth wasting the effort retyping. When I started my day the snow guns were still going and on my first chair one gaper was talking to the other gaper on the chair saw the guns going and said fresh powder, lets go ski it. Smart move with all hoses laying around
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01-21-2008, 08:05 PM #136
At Stratton, VT on lift. This guy and his friend come down the hill, get in line, ski up beside my friend and I, and get on our lift (whatever ). They put the bar down immediately without saying anything, hitting me on the head, and then joking about how its a good thing that I wear a helmet. I ignore them and they go on talking amongst themselves about their last run.
(disclaimer: Stratton has no particularly steep pitches)
"Yo dude, how crazy was that last run?"
"That was clinically insane! Did you feel the G-force?"
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01-21-2008, 08:29 PM #137
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01-21-2008, 08:36 PM #138
ok - you asked for it....
Today while working at Vail Pass, I was talking to a guy on a really nice snowmobile all decked out in the latest and greatest snomo gear. He said he was surprised to see so many FS people working on a Monday. I reminded him that it was a holiday....
His response: "oh, yeah, I forgot. It's Nigger Day."
I told him that I, um, need to, um, go, um, do something, um, important....muttermuttermutter
He told me to have a happy nigger day as I walked away.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-21-2008, 09:01 PM #139If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
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01-21-2008, 09:04 PM #140
Yeah, you gotta love gaper idiots that crash at your place, get stuck in your driveway, delay you 40 minutes getting to the slopes thus fucking up your whole day (a powder day no less), and never apologizing for being a fucktard nor offer thanks for crashing space and a shower.
Last edited by Nick Pappagiorgio; 01-21-2008 at 10:15 PM.
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01-21-2008, 09:21 PM #141
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01-21-2008, 09:48 PM #142
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01-21-2008, 10:55 PM #143
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01-21-2008, 11:13 PM #144Registered User
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01-21-2008, 11:19 PM #145
Heard this a few years back during the summer. A woman walking up to the lift to ride the alpine slide in high heals says to her husband in a thick New York accent "Oh, look hunny the chairs come down too."
Last edited by mtnmedic; 01-21-2008 at 11:43 PM.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'.
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01-21-2008, 11:24 PM #146Registered User
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im a gaper,jong,dork,yaydayayayayda, all i know is, that i am in whistler village right now, (actually in my room cuz im a pops with a one year old) and my question would be if any of you that are in whislter right now have seen the facking crazy american college kids going WACKO(coming from old amercian drunkard), we can spend the next 47 hours doing whatever youd like and i would question whether it would top seeing what is going on around here,
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01-21-2008, 11:26 PM #147
Holy shit, the last two posts made no sense whatsoever.
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01-21-2008, 11:30 PM #148Registered User
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ive been getting questioned alot lately on my coherence, plus typing is hard
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01-21-2008, 11:30 PM #149
I was blessed this past weekend to share a chair with this mid 20’s jackass on 170’is skinny rentals, who spit this out before we reached the first pole:
“How’s your day? (no pause) I am super stoked, been making laps shredding this sick pow. The only problem is the tips of my skis keep sticking into the snow and popping off. I hear they are going to get the quad spinning and open the backside so we can hit some of those gnarly runs. Wow those are big skis (my 191 mantras)”
I turn my ipod up so I could hear no more. After recovering from the onslaught of trendy verbiage, I was kinda happy that this gaper was having such a good time, but not so much that I turned the music back down.Last edited by mtsprings; 01-21-2008 at 11:58 PM.
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01-21-2008, 11:31 PM #150
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