Results 76 to 100 of 11762
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
-
01-21-2008, 12:13 PM #76
DropCliffs - I heard a very similar comment the other day, in addition to this gem (heard at the top of 9 from a 40ish man in his Bogner fartbag): "Yeah, the view is nice, but they don't hand out cookies at the top of the lift, so I'd have to take this place down a notch."
Besides being a mystifying comment in and of itself, it also made me wonder where they do hand out cookies at the top of the lift?
-
01-21-2008, 12:14 PM #77
This past weekend @ Magic mountain VT. For the record I have no affiliation with the mountain other than know management & sometimes offer pics up for the website.
Me: “Let me take your picture, I take the pic of the day for the Magic website”
Alice Cooper: “Really?”
Me: “yeah, I’ll put you on the internet”
AC “Internet? Great, hold on, let me take my hat off” (takes hat off & shakes hair wildly)
http://www.magicmtn.com/back/pics/image_117.jpg
-
01-21-2008, 12:22 PM #78
-
01-21-2008, 12:27 PM #79
At least you have a good attitude. Just because you all post on the tetongravity forums doesn't make you any better than the Gaper that is out there for the first time.
I bet you all have been in a position at some point in your life where you were a newb, gaper, jong, etc.
Yes, the shit they say can and is funny, but rather than hold them out as some sort of charactitures of themselves, embrace that perhaps that they are not as all knowing or awesome as you.
Just sayin'.
-
01-21-2008, 12:37 PM #80
Was this Bishop Fenwick in MA? I was a MA high school "racer" in that same period and can think of a half dozen guys that could've been. Dudes show up for a 200 yard "race" in full gear, getting leg rubdowns in the starting house while half my team was off in the woods getting lit
-
01-21-2008, 12:40 PM #81
-
01-21-2008, 12:41 PM #82is not skiing
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- Location
- gobble gobble
- Posts
- 932
To his credit however he did have duct tape covering a hole in his camo pants, and duct tape = Core.slopstyle crosscarver junior
-
01-21-2008, 12:49 PM #83
-
01-21-2008, 01:52 PM #84
How about all the people who thought the snow was great this weekend in Tahoe? (It wasn't)
-
01-21-2008, 02:08 PM #85
You were riding a chair lift at Breckenridge - so "here" would mean Breckenridge.
I guess it's a regional thing. I'm from Twisp, not Winthrop which is 8 miles North.
I live in Anaheim, not LA. When in any other city in the area, including LA, if someone asks me if I live "here" - I say, "No, I live in Anaheim"
So yes, I'd be the gaper who would think- "so you don't live here" although I would say "oh", .......but I'd think it.Last edited by Bullet; 01-21-2008 at 02:13 PM.
-
01-21-2008, 02:12 PM #86
^^Do you have a funny quote, or are you going to fight with Chad about the semantics of "here" all day?^^
-
01-21-2008, 02:15 PM #87
We need to make a sticker for the maggots to put on their skis.
Something like:
Q: "What are those?"
A: "These are skis....stop asking me about them."
If I hear, "What are those...waterskis?!" one more fucking time I am gonna punch someone....
-
01-21-2008, 02:24 PM #88
Other day I saw MONOMAN in a fartbag. Seeing him ski,wow,
-
01-21-2008, 02:25 PM #89
-
01-21-2008, 02:26 PM #90Ski edits | http://vimeo.com/user389737/videos
-
01-21-2008, 02:26 PM #91
Are those water skis Phish?
Sorry couldn't resist mang.
What I love are the gaper locals. The ones that have been in town for a couple months and think they're the shit.
They ask "Where ya from."
You say "I live in Denver."
They say something like "Oh sorry.."
The fact that you have skied ever line on the mountain means nothing or the fact that you've skied every mountain in the range that the ski area is in means nothing either.
But they are local
-
01-21-2008, 02:31 PM #92
-
01-21-2008, 02:31 PM #93
I like it when gapers still use the words "fat-boys" and "parabolics" when describing skis, as if they were some weird new innovation! And no these are not my powder skis. I ski these every day... even on hardpack!
Leave No Turn Unstoned!
-
01-21-2008, 02:32 PM #94
-
01-21-2008, 02:33 PM #95If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
-
01-21-2008, 02:35 PM #96
Says the man from Albaquerque
-
01-21-2008, 02:36 PM #97
-
01-21-2008, 02:37 PM #98
-
01-21-2008, 02:37 PM #99
yesterday I saw a dude skiing below the chair in a #12 Patriots jersey and I yelled "GO PATS!" really loud.
I must be a gaper
-
01-21-2008, 02:46 PM #100
I can't believe Brady was out pow hunting before the game yesterday...core!
Ski it. It'll make you feel good.
Similar Threads
-
President's Day Weekend -- MAMMOTH MOUNTAIN
By kingcorona13 in forum General Ski / Snowboard DiscussionReplies: 0Last Post: 02-22-2006, 10:43 AM -
A good, bad and ugly weekend
By crashnburn'd in forum Sprocket RocketsReplies: 6Last Post: 11-07-2005, 12:12 PM -
Any SLC mags want to hit Vegas this weekend?
By meatdrink9 in forum General Ski / Snowboard DiscussionReplies: 33Last Post: 10-25-2005, 11:53 AM -
New Yorkers :: eXXXXXtreme Freeriding This Weekend?
By jayfrizzo in forum Sprocket RocketsReplies: 22Last Post: 09-26-2005, 08:51 AM
Bookmarks