Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Vt-Freeheel]

[Benny Profane]

Oh, that's cute, but this might explain your bitterness: "29` w/light snow falling currently bob. Dry slotted virtually all night 1 1/16" of powder over 4 1/4" of dense sleet. " Nice. You people who, for some stupid reason, decided to ski bum in Vermont, only have the Poconos to look down on. But, I'll betcha ten bucks that more than one of you owns an airbag avi pack. So core.

[yellofin]

Oh, that's cute, but this might explain your bitterness: "29` w/light snow falling currently bob. Dry slotted virtually all night 1 1/16" of powder over 4 1/4" of dense sleet. " Nice. You people who, for some stupid reason, decided to ski bum in Vermont, only have the Poconos to look down on. But, I'll betcha ten bucks that more than one of you owns an airbag avi pack. So core.

Douche bag said what

[Timberridge]

Now that Benny has his boots dialed in, you guys should pick a Wed to go skiing together.

[Benny Profane]

Douche bag said what

Isn't it time for your mommy to tuck you in after working so hard all night?

[yellofin]

Now that Benny has his boots dialed in, you guys should pick a Wed to go skiing together.

I’m to old for him, he likes the young ones to help him off the lift

[Timberridge]

A new year and new decade is almost upon us. It is a time to mend past differences. This should be a time when a pedophile can sit down with the night shift bed pan collector, a Brazilian ju-jitsu practicioner can sit down with regular normal people without challenging them to a sweaty tussle on a wrestling mat, and just laugh and enjoy a bowl of soup together.

I’m to old for him, he likes the young ones to help him off the lift

I'm not sure how old Benny actually is, but if you have a condo in CO he might be interested no matter your age.

[SB]

......"You look fabulous in that piece. Bogner?"

Benny Cougar pickup lines. Please share moar.

[Benny Profane]

Always open with a compliment about their looks. Works every time. Even if undeserved.

[Timberridge]

Bogner is fine, but I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss a smart looking lady in Fire+ Ice either. I myself draw the line at Obermeyer, and have noted that if she's wearing Flylow she generally has a flat chest.

[Benny Profane]

You have to be careful. I once saw what I thought was a well done cougar with perfect hair and brand new Bogner about three rows ahead in a lift line at DV. It was Stein.

[Timberridge]

You have to be careful. I once saw what I thought was a well done cougar with perfect hair and brand new Bogner about three rows ahead in a lift line at DV. It was Stein.

Always check for an Adam's apple first, Benny.

[El Chupacabra]

I once saw what I thought was a well done cougar with perfect hair and brand new Bogner about three rows ahead in a lift line at DV. It was Stein.

......"You look fabulous in that piece. Bogner?"

[Benny Profane]

When she turned her head, I was like, arggghhh....but, hey, it's Stein! Followed him skiing with a youngish couple. He was doing a damn RE tour, pointing out some condos. Then I guess he had to get back to the restaurant and do his su chef thing for brunch.

I so wanted him to do a worm turn. Would've messed up the white Bogner and hair, though.

[SB]

Stein did have fabulous hair.

[Timberridge]

When she turned her head, I was like, arggghhh....but, hey, it's Stein! Followed him skiing with a youngish couple. He was doing a damn RE tour, pointing out some condos. Then I guess he had to get back to the restaurant and do his su chef thing for brunch.

I so wanted him to do a worm turn. Would've messed up the white Bogner and hair, though.

The man knew how to live. A pristine white outfit demonstrates an Adam Gase-like "I don't give a shit, I'm rich" view toward life or you ski only on very cold days and never sit on the chair directly under the lift sheaves on warm days.

[buttahflake]

Yeah, and never once did he make a worm turn. That was Wonger, dumb fuck bunny.

[El Chupacabra]

You missed your cue.

"Take a lap."

[PNWbrit]

But, I'll betcha ten bucks that more than one of you owns an airbag avi pack.

Really? Ya think?

[Timberridge]

The closest I ever came to Stein was I once spent a weekend in The Stein Ericksen lodge. While the hot cocoa at $10 a cup was nothing to write home about, the bed linens were of high thread count, the pillows were soft but yet supportive, and the bath soap was infused with lavender, which I happen to be partial to. My room was just down the hall from Joan Rivers. She was not looking her best that weekend, if she ever looked her best ever, and I don't believe she skied.

Oh, forgot to mention they use real whipped cream in the hot cocoa. Not that crap from the can. But, I still can't recommend it for $10.

[Benny Profane]

I saw him making the muffins for brunch. He gets around.

Before Europe, the best meal I ever had with ski boots on.

[Benny Profane]

Really? Ya think?

Jezuz, you can't read, either.

[Benny Profane]

Yeah, and never once did he make a worm turn. That was Wonger, dumb fuck bunny.

There is film of it, oh, Great Slayer of Stratton and Eternal Vermont Shop Rat. Can't find it on you tube.

Betcha you have an avi air bag for the gnar days at Okemo.

[buttahflake]

The reason you can’t find it, is because it never happened, dumb fuck. Just found out about airbags, what a retard.
Dick Punch

[Benny Profane]

Probably worn one more than you, King of Okemo. Or, maybe not.