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  1. #9751
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    You're so cute and witty.

    What's an airbag?
    An avalanche airbag backpack.

    JFC
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Was that so hard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Was that so hard?
    I'm just surprised you hadn't heard of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Man, you can be an insufferable cunt sometimes. Were you deported? You're living proof why your country is going to shit.

  5. #9755
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Man, you can be an insufferable cunt sometimes. Were you deported? You're living proof why your country is going to shit.
    Nevermind FFS

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    JFC.

  7. #9757
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    Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Man, you can be an insufferable cunt sometimes. Were you deported? You're living proof why your country is going to shit.
    Didn’t you let a convicted pedophile boot fitter rub your bunions. And you bragged how much you liked it?
    Go back and read page 25 on the ECRC if you forget how big of a douche you are
    Last edited by yellofin; 12-30-2019 at 07:28 PM.

  8. #9758
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    “What’s an airbag?” I read that somewhere.

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    The Rolaids addicts arrive. Happy 2020, motherfuckers. Write better.

  10. #9760
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    hittin' the edibles a little hard tonight benny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    hittin' the edibles a little hard tonight benny?
    Reads more like hittin’ the bottle. A mean drunk?

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    Really? I've got an insufferable Brit who had to explain a shorthand post about him sneering at gapers, which is his fucking life, I'm pretty sure, some Jong trying to explain it to me, than a real flaming asshole fantasizing me getting a foot rub from a pedo, and I'm high??

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    Saw a dude wearing an airbag pack lapping an intermediate/beginner lift at Winter Park in early Nov. (IE wasn’t about to go off into the super thin backcountry). Was like, huh?

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    Well, shit, been wondering why gapers wear backpacks inbounds at all for years, so now they just spend more money for the discomfort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Really? I've got an insufferable Brit who had to explain a shorthand post about him sneering at gapers, which is his fucking life, I'm pretty sure, some Jong trying to explain it to me, than a real flaming asshole fantasizing me getting a foot rub from a pedo, and I'm high??
    Pedorthist or pedophile?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    3 excellent ones in a row.
    followed by whatever all of this is ^^^^ (the car in the snowbank excepted)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Well, shit, been wondering why gapers wear backpacks inbounds at all for years, so now they just spend more money for the discomfort.
    I wear a small backpack often to carry water, snacks and a layer. But an airbag?? Lol.

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    Gotta make the call on this one:

    If you don't know what an airbag pack is from the last decade, it's the equivalent of not recognizing that there are other options besides rear entry boots.

    It really is that simple, and your sheer ignorance is outed once again, in at least an appropriate thread.

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    JFC, JFC, JFC.......

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    Like an airbag, he saves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Pedorthist or pedophile?
    Pedophile
    Bunny it’s 4am and your all alone again.
    So sad maybe you could call your boot fitter buddy maybe he’s available tonight to ring in the new year.
    Must really suck being you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    JFC, JFC, JFC.......
    ask, and you shall receive....

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    Quote Originally Posted by yellofin View Post
    Pedophile
    Bunny it’s 4am and your all alone again.
    So sad maybe you could call your boot fitter buddy maybe he’s available tonight to ring in the new year.
    Must really suck being you
    Hey, you piece of shit. I woke up to pee. You woke up to type about pedophiles, you sick fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Hey, you piece of shit. I woke up to pee. You woke up to type about pedophiles, you sick fuck.
    I work at night asshole
    Happy new year bunny
    Another year all by yourself

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    Cleaning bedpans or peeking under covers as a night nurse?

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