Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**skiitsbetter** · 01-22-2018, 09:50 AM

usually at work, ~10:00am on a weekday, for a place 6hrs away, with limited redeeming terrain:
"I got a POWDER ALERT email. 10centimeters!"

**Timberridge** · 01-22-2018, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Was it a snowboarder?

Nice one Benny!

**hafjell** · 01-22-2018, 12:15 PM

New Hampshire has been a mess. We got, by our standards, a lot of very good, light snow in two separate storms with very cold temperatures in between. Then it rained for two days. Then it got cold again.
Two weekends ago, the mountain was bullet proof and loud. As my three-year-old and I were coming into the lodge, some folks were waiting on the inside by the door.
Girl to guy, "Do you have your insurance card with you?"
Guy nods. They head out to the lifts.

**skiitsbetter** · 01-22-2018, 01:09 PM

pass on lanyard around neck, outside of jacket, usually flapping in the wind

**iamryan21** · 01-22-2018, 02:16 PM

My gaper award goes to the THIRD separate group of wrx owners in 2 weeks that I have watched hike the shoulder of hwy 2 to retrieve boards. Please lock your ski racks people

**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-22-2018, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by hafjell

New Hampshire has been a mess. We got, by our standards, a lot of very good, light snow in two separate storms with very cold temperatures in between. Then it rained for two days. Then it got cold again.
Two weekends ago, the mountain was bullet proof and loud. As my three-year-old and I were coming into the lodge, some folks were waiting on the inside by the door.
Girl to guy, "Do you have your insurance card with you?"
Guy nods. They head out to the lifts.

What's gaper about that?

**Timberridge** · 01-22-2018, 03:46 PM

I think I saw Beer Drinker this w/e.

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**pipedream** · 01-24-2018, 05:12 PM

**TurxSki** · 01-24-2018, 05:15 PM

Man, that is o.l.d.
UK *comedy*.

**DeepHelmet** · 01-24-2018, 07:32 PM

Riding Littlecloud lift last Sunday the guy next to me, with an impressive gaper gap between his helmet and goggles, leans over, points to the sun shining through a thin tuft of clouds, and asks “is that the sun or the moon?”
Me: “umm, that’s the sun, it’s making its own light”
Him: “that’s amazing! You can look right at it!”
My 13 yo daughter: “did he just ask what I think he asked?”
Me to my daughter: “remember when I told you people were stupid?”
Her: “Oh, yeah ok”

**jonesy** · 01-24-2018, 07:45 PM

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**zartagen** · 01-25-2018, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by DeepHelmet

Riding Littlecloud lift last Sunday the guy next to me, with an impressive gaper gap between his helmet and goggles, leans over, points to the sun shining through a thin tuft of clouds, and asks “is that the sun or the moon?”
Me: “umm, that’s the sun, it’s making its own light”
Him: “that’s amazing! You can look right at it!”
My 13 yo daughter: “did he just ask what I think he asked?”
Me to my daughter: “remember when I told you people were stupid?”
Her: “Oh, yeah ok”

Mr president?

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 01-25-2018, 02:05 AM

"You know you can ski that, right?"

**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-26-2018, 07:53 PM

A little off topic, but I think I heard this chick at the grocery store say that shallots were just like scallions that the store was out of.

Um, what?

**TahoeJ** · 01-26-2018, 07:55 PM

Confusing green onions, I presume.

**zartagen** · 01-26-2018, 09:06 PM

I watched a guy walking to download the gondola drop his skis. He then hit them with his pole in anger and said yelled "bad ski" at them.

**TurxSki** · 01-27-2018, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by zartagen

I watched a guy walking to download the gondola drop his skis. He then hit them with his pole in anger and said yelled "bad ski" at them.

https://youtu.be/78b67l_yxUc

**counterfeitfake** · 01-27-2018, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by jonesy

Looks good to me

**kmkmkmk** · 01-27-2018, 04:43 PM

Making America Great Again

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**Flyoverland Captive** · 01-27-2018, 05:12 PM

^^^ That is awesome.

**WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot** · 01-27-2018, 05:30 PM

the bar was packed but i spied a big table full of brahs with an empty seat;
i asked if i could sit down and they replied "sure";
once i was comfy i asked if anyone had change for a nickle?;
guy pulls out his wallet and hands me five $1s;
i chuckled and explained the forum and maggotlife to them;
said they never heard of TGR .........
not really gaperish, just amushing,

.
no need for you old guys to bust out the maxi-pads

**Flyoverland Captive** · 01-27-2018, 05:33 PM

^^^ 49N? I bet I know those clowns. Lol

**TahoeJ** · 01-27-2018, 08:37 PM

Have you guys not seen the Tipsy Elves onesies? They’re trying to make a big push... you can spot Moseley skiing around Squaw in one of those.

**LightRanger** · 01-28-2018, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Have you guys not seen the Tipsy Elves onesies? They’re trying to make a big push... you can spot Moseley skiing around Squaw in one of those.

Grabbed a suit on clearance at Squaw on July 4 last year. $60 or whatever.

I was a target of their Facebook ads and had a hard time believing they were real.

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