I just partied with Chef!!

[Dexter Rutecki]

That's right, the man, Isaac Hayes. And Ron Carter(!!!!), and Doug E. Fresh (who wouldn't do the Human Beat Box for me). Doug E. was wearing a giant 'chai' (Hebrew letters) medallion, which was sort of funny, and was the only guy at a pretty upscale fundraiser (I was working at it) wearing FUBU attire, bling-bling, etc.
Also got to talk briefly to Charlie Rangel and Jerold Nadler.
The beginning of my conversation with Isaac Hayes:
Dexter: It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Hayes.
Isaac: Ahhh, you can't even see me blush.

[CantDog]

that is great, did you sample his chocolate salty balls?

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by CantDog
that is great, did you sample his chocolate salty balls?

Muhahahahahahaha!

[Buster Highmen]

You didn't ask him to sing Shaft?

[Dexter Rutecki]

Shut your mouth!

It was all I could do to keep from asking him about the Chocolate Salty Balls.

[trainnvain]

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They'r on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
put em out baby, blow
ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
come on baby
woo, woo
suck on my balls.
[blow blow]

[Plakespear]

He's a lot shorter than you expected, right? About five years ago he was doing a cameo on a movie I was gripping on. I was expecting some huge badass to walk in. I was pretty surprised when he actually arrived on set- he's maybe 5'7".

[Dexter Rutecki]

Didn't check closely, but I think he was wearing boots, and he had a round, high hat on (don't know what you call those things, kind of shaped like a two-liter bottle cap but proportionally wider on top), so he seemed to be 5'9" or 10.
He did mention he was fasting--on his third day, expecting to go 15-20. Hot girlfriend.

I was more psyched to meet Ron Carter, anyway.

[The AD]

Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
That's right, the man, Isaac Hayes. And Ron Carter(!!!!), and Doug E. Fresh (who wouldn't do the Human Beat Box for me).

Did you say "six minutes...six minutes...six minutes, Doug E. Fresh you're on, uh-uh on, uh-uh on." I bet that would have gotten him to bust a few beats for you.

[el_jefe]

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