TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

**Huckwheat** · 01-17-2008, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

Ask me how I know.

how do you know?

ok 34 maybe wasnt true cougar, but >10 years makes it close (when you are 23)

**Tuckerman** · 01-17-2008, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Jax

Since when is 34 'cougar'???

sorry.....

**TNKen** · 01-17-2008, 11:14 AM

Hey Raps, see if her picture is in here.

NSFW www.cougarsinheat.com NSFW

**shirk** · 01-17-2008, 11:46 AM

This beats my Cougar hunting thread hands down.

But I still say you should toss up the pictures for a very short period of time.

**MOHSHSIHd** · 01-17-2008, 12:06 PM

If I end up staying with Raps we might get some interesting footage.

Cougars in HD!

**Raps** · 01-17-2008, 12:07 PM

Ok so the saga continues.......

This is kinda getting out of hand......since she is such good friends with my roomie, she is around a lot.....and now that we've hooked up a few times she is getting way too comfortable with me......here is my dilemma.....

We talked some more last night and i threw in a "whats the wildest thing you've done" comment to stir things up.......well damn she is a wild cougar......i mean there isn't much she HASN'T done.....she mentioned that she likes to get with women etc and do the whole group thing......yeah so that 3 some idea would be a fairly easy feat

BUT, now it seems like it is turning into a more regular thing, not just a oh i ran into this cougar again and we went at it. I mean i'm not gonna lie, i have been showing her a good time in the ol' bedroom so she keeps wanting more and is talkin about how we are so good together in bed.....she also has a ton of baggage....divorced and an ex boyfriend with a restraining order - i definitely don't want to get involved with that. Now she's asking for a ride to her belly dancing class this afternoon? WTF?

Do i cut it off before i get trapped or do i sack up and try to have some crazy 3 some....WWMD?

**pappag** · 01-17-2008, 12:14 PM

BWAAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

**f2f** · 01-17-2008, 12:14 PM

CUT AND RUN!

**Rontele** · 01-17-2008, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Raps

Do i cut it off before i get trapped or do i sack up and try to have some crazy 3 some....WWMD?

Just don't allow yourself to get trapped. Have a threesome, put it in her Brown Palace, then cut it off it gets too serial.

You've been given the key to the Cougar den. Sack up and slay that shit.

Edit to add: Ponder this, Raps. have you ever had a girl lick your nuts while another girl sucked your dick? If the answer is no, then I think you know the answer.

**4matic** · 01-17-2008, 12:16 PM

Cut bait. Tell her you just got out of a relationship and you're not ready for anything more than friends. "It's not you, it's me."

Think "Fatal Attraction" or "Play Misty for me"

I think you shot too soon.. Should have waited for a kitten.

**Woodsy** · 01-17-2008, 12:17 PM

i may be speaking from my history of having a hard time getting laid in Aspen when I lived there but def dont turn off the faucet. sheisnt looking for a bf, just dont be so available.

**shirk** · 01-17-2008, 12:20 PM

Don't cut bait...just set guidlines...let her know this isn't an exlusive thing. Do not run scared, stand your ground and you take control.

**Rontele** · 01-17-2008, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by shirk

Don't cut bait...just set guidlines...let her know this isn't an exlusive thing. Do not run scared, stand your ground and you take control.

I think the fact that she likes chicks and group sex indicates that exclusivity to her is verbotten.

**Raps** · 01-17-2008, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

i may be speaking from my history of having a hard time getting laid in Aspen when I lived there but def dont turn off the faucet. sheisnt looking for a bf, just dont be so available.

Good call - i think this route would be best.......i don't wanna completely break it off so maybe if she tries to sack up with me again in the next few days i will give it to her straight - i mean she doesn't want a bf either but it sure feels a little too close.......

**Raps** · 01-17-2008, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Rontele

I think the fact that she likes chicks and group sex indicates that exclusivity to her is verbotten.

True, she was talkin bout sex parties and shit.....i just want it to be like a once every couple weeks thing, not every couple days......

**Rontele** · 01-17-2008, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Raps

if she tries to sack up with me again in the next few days i will give it to her straight

You realize in the context of this thread that this can mean two things?

**pappag** · 01-17-2008, 12:27 PM

Next step is to bang one (or more) of her friends and let the competition over you begin.

You're their toy, they are talking about you, so take advantage of it.

**Rontele** · 01-17-2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Raps

True, she was talkin bout sex parties and shit.....i just want it to be like a once every couple weeks thing, not every couple days......

My advice is that again, you have been given the keys to the Cougar den. You want to go these sex parties. You're young and in charge of the sitaution. So long as you are--gasp--sensitive to her needs and don't burn any bridges, but still allow yourself control of the situation, you'll have enough material for a year's worth of Penthouse forum.

**willywhit** · 01-17-2008, 12:35 PM

wow,
sounds like the crazy train broke down is A$$$SPEND.....

keep the comedy comin', mang

belly dancing class ...... classic !

**4matic** · 01-17-2008, 12:36 PM

Who has the restraining order? Her or her ex bf? She wants to take you to class to show you off to the girls.

**Harv** · 01-17-2008, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Rontele

You've been given the key to the Cougar den. Sack up and slay that shit.

that is the single greatest piece of advice I have ever seen offered on this fucked up corner of the internet. Can we get that made into a sticker?

**timvwcom** · 01-17-2008, 12:50 PM

Putting my thinking cap on...

While I cue up the porn, here's my quick take. You are clearly going to end this sometime/someday... But do it AFTER the sex parties, NOT BEFORE!!!

**BigDaddy** · 01-17-2008, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

i may be speaking from my history of having a hard time getting laid in Aspen when I lived there but def dont turn off the faucet. sheisnt looking for a bf, just dont be so available.

Exactly... don't shut it down yet. Think of your grandkids and the stories you'll tell!

**Yeti** · 01-17-2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Rontele

Just don't allow yourself to get trapped. Have a threesome, put it in her Brown Palace, then cut it off it gets too serial.

You've been given the key to the Cougar den. Sack up and slay that shit.

Edit to add: Ponder this, Raps. have you ever had a girl lick your nuts while another girl sucked your dick? If the answer is no, then I think you know the answer.

Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio

Next step is to bang one (or more) of her friends and let the competition over you begin.

You're their toy, they are talking about you, so take advantage of it.

I'll let these gentlemen speak for me.

**Thrill Hammer** · 01-17-2008, 01:19 PM

She's a grownup, I'm sure she can handle you laying down some boundaries, just be honest and let her know that your only interested in keeping it casual. She'll prolly appreciate it, then you get the nasal sex with all her friends.