TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

**ill-advised strategy** · 01-16-2008, 04:41 PM

"this thread is worthless without pics" can be just a hilarious interweb cliche sometimes. I wouldn't rock this boat if I were you.

of course, you know....this thread is completely worthless...

**Pow4Brains** · 01-16-2008, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Woodlandclown

she seems pretty confident and comfortable with her sexuality. I bet if you asked her if you could take pictures, she would be more than willing and would actually pose for them, making the 5 pages of discussion about it moot.

This will work.

**squatch** · 01-16-2008, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Raps

Hmmm all these posts are making me second guess posting up pictures.....I mean it would be a coincidence and a half if an ex of hers etc...was on this board but then that would really screw me over.....she knew I was taking pictures of her and I told her I would prob show some friends but its a lot diff to post up for the whole internet to see....hmmm

you have my email.

**Raps** · 01-16-2008, 05:11 PM

Wow 7th page already....i am honored.....and now a poll......i am blushing

But yeah i have gotten some good advice from some of you NOT to post the pics, even if she is clothed - because obviously i have a good thing going on and i don't want anything to derail it.......plus my roommate just asked if its ok if two of her younger friends (22 and 23) come and party tonight.........

Kitten time!

So sorry to get your hopes up but i'm sure deep down you understand why i am not doing it.......because i want to do it more - get it!

But i will keep these pics safe and sound and maybe in a few years i will find this thread and include some pics.....

I will keep you Aspen mags updated on the party situation but pretty much every day is a party in the cougar den.......oh and mark your calendars - there will be 8 women crashing at my pad on the 24th for a big belly up concert (forget the name of the group).......

And Rontele - her name is not Sharon.....

Edit: Oh and the skiing was pretty good today......cause thats why i moved here right

**mr_gyptian** · 01-16-2008, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Raps

Hmmm all these posts are making me second guess posting up pictures.....I mean it would be a coincidence and a half if an ex of hers etc...was on this board but then that would really screw me over.....she knew I was taking pictures of her and I told her I would prob show some friends but its a lot diff to post up for the whole internet to see....hmmm

Baby bull turned around and yelled back to the papa bull,

“Dad! DAAAAD! You’ve got to see this! It’s amazing, holy cow, it’s crazy! Come up here, fast! This is unbelievable!”

He was bouncing up and down, unable to contain himself. Papa bull walked knowingly up the hill and stood beside his hyper little baby bull, surveying an enormous fertile valley stretched out in front of them. Below, in the lush grass of the valley, were cows. Not just a few cows, but hundreds of cows. Baby bull thought there might be thousands, no, millions of cows, and all hot cows, too!

“Well, son, what do you think?” asked the papa bull.

“What do I think? What do I THINK?!” Shouted baby bull, jumping up and down. “I think it’s rad! Look at all those cows, dad! Look at them all! There’s brown ones, and black ones, and I think I even see some of those cream-colored ones I’ve heard about from the guys at school! This is too cool!”

He could hardly contain himself. He’d never seen this many cows in one place, and such variety! Suddenly, he stopped cold. His eyes scanned the valley, from one side to the other, back and forth. Papa bull watched him out of the corner of his eye, grinning knowingly to himself. Baby bull’s muscles were tense, his hair up on end. Finally, satisfied that there were far more cows than bulls, he began to jump around in circles again.

“Papa bull, papa bull,” he said excitedly, almost out of breath from all his hyper antics. “Let’s run down there and fuck one of ‘em!”

“No.” said papa bull, not the answer baby bull was expecting. He stopped and stared at the papa bull inquisitively.

“NO?!” he asked.

“No, son,” said papa bull, calmly. “Let’s WALK down there…and fuck them all.”

YourSupremeExcellency · 01-16-2008, 05:15 PM

Haha, you guys going to thank me now?

**timvwcom** · 01-16-2008, 05:25 PM

NO PICS = DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

**Garrett** · 01-16-2008, 05:26 PM

post 155 is my fave post today.

**supermodel159** · 01-16-2008, 05:29 PM

I knew the tr was too good to be the truth!

**PNWbrit** · 01-16-2008, 05:33 PM

Just remember somewhere on a belly dancing bulletin board a group of women are demanding pictures of raps cock from the STD riddled bag he's shagging.

Shudder.

**Raps** · 01-16-2008, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by supermodel159

I knew the tr was too good to be the truth!

Haha no its the opposite - its all too true, thus the realization that i don't wanna screw things up for me in a small town......

But by now a few of my closer maggot friends have seen said pic and they can chime in.......but don't post it you guys!

**Crinkle** · 01-16-2008, 05:34 PM

someone doesn't want the well to dry up

now your dick is actually doing some good thinking for you.

**squatch** · 01-16-2008, 05:36 PM

Jesus, dood. That is one very hot 46 year old. I would have pegged her at 35.

**ill-advised strategy** · 01-16-2008, 05:40 PM

it's not too late...

I know Dexter Rutecki, Karl Stall, and TJ Burke screen names are taken. but who won the powder 8's with TJ...who was it? you remember....

Todd Pounds giggity giggity

**StoneCold** · 01-16-2008, 05:42 PM

I will happily offer 3rd party confirmation of said cougar upon INVITATION TO THE FUCKING PARTY !

**LegoSkier** · 01-16-2008, 05:43 PM

OK to save the camera for a while. Just work up to a *GG entry on voyeurweb.com and all will be good.

**Rontele** · 01-16-2008, 05:58 PM

I am still in awe that the clear gummy bear pulled that kind of tail.

**matanuskaski** · 01-16-2008, 05:59 PM

A++..Smart decision on keepin the pics for a while.. Gawd damn quite the story, one for the books.. Damn ski towns are amazing!!

**Buster Highmen** · 01-16-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

“No, son,” said papa bull, calmly. “Let’s WALK down there…and fuck them all.”

Repeating the slogans from your break room?

**ill-advised strategy** · 01-16-2008, 06:07 PM

that's awesome buster

A+ !

**pappag** · 01-16-2008, 06:14 PM

Confirmation received.

Thumbs up.

Message deleted.

**Rontele** · 01-16-2008, 06:16 PM

I too have received confirmation.

Raps, you're lucky pechelman wasn't around that night or you'd have no good story to tell.

**timvwcom** · 01-16-2008, 06:22 PM

Raps just had a great idea... he just PM'd me that for Mag who sends him a PM pic of the tail they are boning; he'll reciprocate and send back one of the 46 yo hottie!!! NO LIE!!! [/total lie]

**Tippster** · 01-16-2008, 06:23 PM

tippster at gee male dot commm

You best be sendin'....

Edit:

Originally Posted by timvwcom

Raps just had a great idea... he just PM'd me that for Mag who sends him a PM pic of the tail they are boning; he'll reciprocate and send back one of the 46 yo hottie!!! NO LIE!!! [/total lie]

Shit - that's easy... I'm married.