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  1. #26
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    SCHWING!!!

    Good on ya. I would love to be a fly, with binoculars, on the wall of your humble abode!
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    SCHWING!!!

    Good on ya. I would love to be a fly, with binoculars, on the wall of your humble abode!
    Isn't that what web cams are for??? [/hint]
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

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    Cougars generally only come out at night, so bring your flash when the said cougar appears for another round.

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    Strong work Raps! You should work your fashion industry angle next- tell them you'll make them famous. Or at least that you can get them all the buttons their horny little hearts desire.
    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    You should have moved to Aspen when I was single....
    I think he'll probably just stick with women for now.

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    thank you

    congratulations. you sir, are my new Hero.
    "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    SCHWING!!!

    Good on ya. I would love to be a fly, with binoculars, on the wall of your humble abode!
    Quote Originally Posted by timvwcom View Post
    Isn't that what web cams are for??? [/hint]
    I want absolutely no visual hint - EVAR - of Raps teabagging (or anything with his drawers down for that matter). This thread suits me just fine.

  7. #32
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    Nicely done raps. You seem to be settling in quickly. I'll be around soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    Haha gotcha......i will put my camera on my nightstand so if we get busy again i can knock it over and say "oooo look i left my camera out! Why don't you show me that pretty smile........"
    Quote Originally Posted by timvwcom View Post
    Isn't that what web cams are for??? [/hint]
    I have a video "spycam" that I will donate to the cause. All you need is a camcorder or VCR to plug in the rca video out and 2 9v batteries. It's smaller than the size of a tin of carmex. Only bummer is no sound. It will transmit up to 200'...

    edit: This is the one.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Wireless-Pinhole...QQcmdZViewItem

    Last edited by Lonnie; 01-15-2008 at 04:51 PM.
    This is the worst pain EVER!

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    Nice work bud.

  10. #35
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    God damn! Nice work?

    Now, when are you going to hook up the orgy with the other cougars?

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    If I was single I'd be coming out to visit you and meet your new friends.

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    I'd reccomend a 3 some
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

  13. #38
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    I guess in the spring you can steal your daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool or find yourself a rock and roll band that needs a helping hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    I'd reccomend a 3 some

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    I'd reccomend a 3 some
    Better to find a way to get HER to recommend the 3rd... Maybe ask her if her friends are as sexy as she is??? (But sounds like you'd know them in this situation, damn?) Any other lurking maggettes have suggestions on that for this young man?

    Also... don't get yourself branded as only "her" boy toy. Just in case you tire of her, before she tires of you... And absopositively find a way to end it amicably so as to not taint what sounds like a gold mine.

    Lastly, careful... Don't let some 40's MILFs hurt a young guy like you. If the chaffing from overuse turns to bleeding, take a day or two off!!! (And get a bottle of good lube!)
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

  16. #41
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    God dam!

    Keep livin' the dream and definitely find out if there are any kittens in the cougars den (if you find 'em just remember cougars can be vicious if they feel there territory is being invaded by kittens especially if they are related).

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    I would love to be a fly, with binoculars, on the wall of your humble abode!
    Dude fuck that, I'd rather be the guy banging the chick.

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    Okay... that beat the shit out of Phill's "shake, bump and grind" thread...
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Have fun but have an exit plan and protect yourself at all times. Do not pay rent in advance!

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    Thanks for the advice guys
    A. I will work on pics and
    B. I will go for a 3some....she did say she likes messin around with chicks...I mean she was the one suckin some chicks tits in the kitchen that night and.....
    C. I will not devote all my time to cougars since yes there are some mighty fine kittens in town too......and after all I am 24....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    and to any Aspen mags i think we are having a party this weekend if anyone would like to come see the cougar den first hand...
    Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I need an invite to that party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    ...and to any Aspen mags i think we are having a party this weekend if anyone would like to come see the cougar den first hand...
    Quote Originally Posted by StoneCold View Post
    Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I need an invite to that party.
    I'd say "Aspen Summit" Y'all... Heh.
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

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    this belongs in the "Tonghands Room".
    "The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher

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    Epic TR.
    Well done Raps.
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