TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

**coreyb** · 04-23-2009, 07:08 AM

wow. 23 pages? first post was classic. didn't read anything after that. any photos or more hilarity take place? otherwise this is 23 pages of you ladies yapping.

**jm2e** · 04-25-2009, 01:11 PM

Short summary from Raps is in order I believe.

Pics as promised once relationship with cougar no longer in jepardy......Unless "serious relationship" is with said cougar.

**splat** · 04-25-2009, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by jm2e

Short summary from Raps is in order I believe.

Pics as promised once relationship with cougar no longer in jepardy......Unless "serious relationship" is with said cougar.

Wouldn't that be ultimately Burke-ish.

Get the caboose while the gettin is good!

**montanaskier** · 11-12-2010, 11:54 AM

bump for Raps

**Tippster** · 11-12-2010, 12:08 PM

I think she ate him.

**Spyplane** · 11-12-2010, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by montanaskier

bump for Raps

19 months since last bump, nicely done.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-13-2010, 08:42 PM

is he still around? poor little feller.

**jm2e** · 11-13-2010, 08:57 PM

Oh, he's here. Just not Here here. I think he'd like to avoid the this here. You know, blog, new chick and all. Not exactly the high visibility he's looking for?

**MontuckyFried** · 11-14-2010, 12:21 PM

At least if he ends up marrying his gf, he can do so with absolutely no regrets. Cougars rock and play a very important role in our lives. Kudos, Raps.

**St. Jerry** · 12-29-2010, 08:50 AM

Bump for truth about Aspen cougars. Raps is not making this stuff up.

I literally had not been in Aspen for 1 hour last night when I was cougar attacked. (and no, nothing happened (my choice) and no, did not get any photos).
And she wants to introduce me to all her cougar friends...

**whipski** · 12-29-2010, 10:43 AM

So nasty scroll down for pic

**jon gaper** · 12-29-2010, 01:42 PM

whipski,that cougar looks under-age for aspen

**LightRanger** · 02-19-2013, 03:01 AM

How is this thread not in the HOF?

**Percy Rideout** · 02-19-2013, 03:30 PM

hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??

**up an down** · 02-19-2013, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Asspen

hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??

unleash your hounds and flush out that salacious rapscallion.

**Crampedon** · 02-19-2013, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Asspen

hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??

He won't be hard to spot

**DasBlunt** · 10-21-2013, 02:00 PM

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

**liv2ski** · 10-21-2013, 04:27 PM

^^^^Pics of said cougar or it didn't happen.

**Dhelihiker** · 10-22-2013, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by whipski

weak sauce

**Toadman** · 10-22-2013, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

No points for gondola sex. Chair lifts, and for bonus points, a T-bar, or rope tow.

Oh, and practice safe sex, always wear a helmet.

**Percy Rideout** · 10-25-2013, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

Based upon dirrahea spewed forth by you on these forums I have to remain skeptical, but stranger occurrences have happened.

Yes they would be gnar points, even if the gal's face could make an onion cry...

**1080Rider** · 10-25-2013, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court...

I think that once they're over 60, the term "cougar" doesn't apply. Hope you had a good time though, did she take her teeth out?

**east or bust** · 10-25-2013, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by 1080Rider

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

I think that once they're over 60, the term "cougar" doesn't apply. Hope you had a good time though, did she take her teeth out?

ZINGGGGGG

**Rossymcg** · 10-27-2013, 02:00 PM

after reading through 23 pages of which some of the contents could only be described as golden, i strongly suspect raps has a nose as long as pinocchios and call bullshit some 5 years later

**cramer** · 10-27-2013, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by liv2ski

^^^^Pics of said cougar or it didn't happen.

Exactly! I've bagged a couple coug's in my day. We didnt have cell phones back then to snap a pic. Well we had them, but they came in a laptop bag sized carry around, lol. That and you couldnt take pics from them. This day and age, you gotta get a pic or we all call bullshit. Even if its one of them stupid shots where you hold the phone out in front of you. As the rest of TGR would confirm, naked ones always more welcomed.