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01-29-2008, 02:47 AM #501
You know, I've only got MY mojo to compare... But I call "Bullshit" on this. The last thing THEY want is you describing THEM that same way in a few days/weeks, right? Always describe one chica to another in pleasant enough terms that they wouldn't mind the roles being reversed. Instead, the propa answer would be "she is a VERY very good friend"... and add a big shit ass grin to go with it!!! Point made, availablity protected, back side male douchery avoided. Just my $.000002
I see the problem here... You've been assuming she's "your Cougar", when in fact it appears as if you are actually "her Bitch"... no offense intended of course! But you are now "upside down" in this relationship, and it won't be easy to both a) save the relationship and b) get back to dominant position with relationship still in tact. (see current "Meet Jack..." thread )
I of course am in a position where I can't offer advice from "personal experiences"... [/big eyes with stare] But I can tell you this; To "flip" positions you'll first need to add a "break" to the relationship... A period of days where you don't respond to any communications from said Cougar where she is confused/concerned, followed by a series of contacts where YOU are in complete control of when/where/etc. Of course with the current situation - where her good friend is YOUR roommate - it is likely very difficult at the least, and impossible at the other end... I'd even add, a top Russian gymnast from 25 years ago might not be able to pull it off? Maybe instead of always the "kiss" goodbye, try and add a "butt slap" goodbye once?
I've actually been "brain storming" on your issues here... I know, I know... stupid online friends shit, but I do think you've hit a potential "gold mine" that deserves repect and isn't a small patch of black ice in a regular relationship. (in other words; all of hetro-mankind has a stake in your succeeding here!) So here's what I've concluded; IF you want to "save" the situation, meaning stay in this apartment for the rest of the season, but maybe hit other shit... you need to understand that ROOM MATE Cougar (not fuck buddy Cougar) is NUMERO UNO!!! If you have a GREAT relationship with (don't know her name but let's use "Roomie" for now), even if current fuck buddy Cougar goes sour, you could likely ride this out?
So with that conclusion... You need to start adding a small "confiding" session with "roomie" when you can. It doesn't need to be every day, but your actions should be obvious enough that when roomie thinks of you, she can think of at least ONE thing you said/did most of the last several days that MIGHT mean you are interested in her... Find out what beer/soda/water/chips/etc she likes and buy some of it, or what ever...
Also, make absolutelydamnsure you consider the difference of spending the next month or two with a "dry dick" vs a smothering Cougar... Yea, maybe you are Don Juan and can land any chica any night? Or maybe you'd be lucky to pick up a "spare" here and there??? And also, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED to the whole titty licking hot chica situation? One way to work this, befriend roomie (save room position), but push like shit for a threesome with Cougar... If she finds 3rd -> you in heaven, if she bolts -> not the end of the world.
Anyway, that's what my drunk ass mind thinks right now, but who gives a shit!If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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01-29-2008, 06:29 AM #502
Brilliant!
Use roomate Cougar to let Fuck Buddy Cougar know that you are growing weary of the clingyness. A few staged conversations and fake sincerity/sensitivity could go a long way.
Raps: "I am scared that FB cougar is falling for me"
Roomie: "No, she just likes you"
Raps: "Listen, Roomie, I really like you and your friends, and I like staying here. I also enjoy the wild sex with FB Cougar, but that's all it is. Just wild passionate tantric curl your toes sex. I hope she knows that. FB Cougar is just not my type for a long term relationship."
You know they will talk.
Mission accomplished.. . .
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01-29-2008, 10:31 AM #503YourSupremeExcellency Guest
You guys are all like a bunch of fucking teenage losers discovering sex for the first time.
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01-29-2008, 10:54 AM #504
Or, you could take the exact opposite approach.
Most cougars go after young guys because 1) of their virility (real, precived or otherwise) or 2) because of their low probability of wanting to settle down long term.
"I think I'm falling for her. I think I can see myself settling down with her for a while".
She'd run for tha hills....
Or you could just be honest with her, but who does that anymore anyway?Last edited by Lonnie; 01-29-2008 at 03:47 PM.
This is the worst pain EVER!
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01-29-2008, 11:12 AM #505
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01-29-2008, 01:14 PM #506
I've already called dibs on Raps' room if/when he moves!
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01-29-2008, 03:34 PM #507
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01-29-2008, 03:47 PM #508Un Paid Spokesman
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Just curious.
We haven't heard from TJ Brk in this thread.
Odd considering his name is in the title
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01-29-2008, 04:01 PM #509
Last I heard, he was having woman problems.
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01-29-2008, 04:07 PM #510
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01-29-2008, 05:23 PM #511
give him time. dexter just died in an avy on the K2
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01-29-2008, 08:39 PM #512
Sage advice from your friends at the Palm Springs Ariel Tramway
"Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying
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01-29-2008, 08:44 PM #513
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01-29-2008, 09:45 PM #514
It's been years, 12 to be exact, since I was in such a situation. The "confiding with the roomie" is a fine way to go. All women talk. It will get back to her and you can move on all clear and easy. Heck, and it's a pretty good shot you'll still have some drunkin monkey love every now and then as well.
As for these South African chicks, and old married guy would like pictures of that!
JayFive minutes into the drive and you're already driving me crazy...
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01-29-2008, 10:05 PM #515
HA! This has me thinking... There is a LOT of good stuff to work with in this thread!!! Either someone has to write a script or short story... OR BETTER >>> We should do that stupid internet thing were each post has another few words (3?) or a couple sentences OF A BETTER ENDING to this saga than just "Raps gets tired of old pussy, moves on".
How would it start? Hmmm... howbouts;
"As he walked down the hallway, the sound emanating from his Cougar Den was unmistakable... So it came as no surprise when he turned the key and pushed open the door to find..."If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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01-30-2008, 03:07 AM #516
...his socks."
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01-30-2008, 05:10 AM #517
fuck they stank
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01-30-2008, 05:31 AM #518
"Raps stared sadly at the malodorous encrusted socks on the floor.
He realized that he would have to ski barefoot now that his last pair of ski socks had been used for a spooge rag."
"Who was this insatiable cougar? And why wouldn't she do his laundry?
My mom does laundry, thought Raps, and she is the same age."
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01-30-2008, 07:31 PM #519
"Then, the sharp re-start of the snake charmer's music forced his attention back to the center of the room. The lavish tent and camels didn't surprise him as much as..."
If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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01-30-2008, 08:14 PM #520
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01-30-2008, 08:29 PM #521
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01-30-2008, 08:33 PM #522
Hey...
Just trying to have some fun dude!Last edited by timvwcom; 01-30-2008 at 11:10 PM.
If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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02-03-2008, 10:20 AM #523
A "WTF" Super Bowl Sunday bump!!!
If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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02-03-2008, 10:41 AM #524Donjoy to the World!
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02-03-2008, 10:44 AM #525
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