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01-28-2008, 12:46 PM #476"Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
- Bradley Schiller, Prof. of Economics, Univ. Nevada - Reno.
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01-28-2008, 12:50 PM #477
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01-28-2008, 02:05 PM #478
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01-28-2008, 02:16 PM #479
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01-28-2008, 02:49 PM #480
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01-28-2008, 04:00 PM #481
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01-28-2008, 04:17 PM #482
exactly my thoughts.
Raps, play this like a professional stud.
Be matter of fact, firm and to the point.
1) you are a fuck machine
2) the cougar is only a fuck buddy. cut her off politely, but firmly. she is not expecting to marry you (this is not like the same age crushes you have previously dealt with - she knows what time it is - or rather, how old she is).
3) you fuck who you want, when you want, how you want. Be strong and independent and the rest of the chicks in that house will want your action.
Be weak and sensitive, and the cougar will cling to you and crush all hope of kittens and cougar orgies.
When the kitten said you were "dating" the cougar, that was your signal you screwed up. You are not dating her. You are not an item. FWB at best, but really she's just a hole to fill.
'The [cougar] and me?"
"Oh, we just fuck every now and then. No big deal. I just got too much mojo to not let it flow"
Seriously, man. You have a few days at most to REGAIN CONTROL OF THE COUGAR DEN.
If you let this cougar get all emotional, you are doomed with all the other kittens and cougars. Make it clear that you both knew it was just about fucking. period. . . . Next customer please.Last edited by Core Shot; 01-28-2008 at 04:20 PM.
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01-28-2008, 04:19 PM #483
this thread is like a "how-to" when one moves into the cougar den
amazing
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01-28-2008, 04:24 PM #484
I'll never eat a ham and cheese on pita. damn thats gross! Sure glad there wasn't chunks of feta in it.
"Just thinking about you, Big hug"...... is a sweet thing all girls do, that isn't scary it's normal, you better hook up with a kitten soon or you're doomed to the ham and cheese pita and a whole lotta drama.
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01-28-2008, 04:24 PM #485
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01-28-2008, 04:27 PM #486"Oh, no pics. To simulate the skiing today, walk out your door, grab a handful of snow, and throw it in your face. Repeat as necessary.
If you don't have snow outside your door, what the fuck are you living there for?"
-Bum Z 1/30/08
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01-28-2008, 04:32 PM #487
Raps, only way out is to fuck her friends ... and videotape it ... and plan it when the cougar is expected to drop by for a visit.
Ski edits | http://vimeo.com/user389737/videos
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01-28-2008, 04:41 PM #488
The den is fucking sweet man. Kinda funny I didn't ski or see any x-games stuff, but it was fucking fun. The whole experience shooting the awards was fucking awesome! Thanks again E!
Tell your roommate that Chris will make a big meal (he is an awesome chef) next time we come down. Enough for all of us and whatever random ladies she rounds up. Hopefully it snows too.
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01-28-2008, 05:22 PM #489Registered User
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if your over it, i think you need to post pics finally!
#parentposse
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01-28-2008, 05:56 PM #490
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01-28-2008, 06:13 PM #491
Again, some great advice from the maggot collective.....
To the kittens i just told them....."What!! No way, i just fucked her a couple times and she just keeps wantin more.....cause you know i'm pretty good." I think it went over well - they were some cute s. Africas that i will try to work my mojo on this week......
The roommate is cool with whatever - she is all about rando hookups etc...but the problem is that on the off nights when i just want to come back home from work and chill, the cougar is over hanging with my roommate and she'll come over and kiss me and try to talk and stuff That is what weirds me out......random drunken hookups are one thing but when she tries to kiss me goodbye every time she sees me......thats gotta stop.
I think i just need to go out before she comes over, or when shes over, head out with my younger friends - always be busy and stuff......
Oh and Rontele, good advice but i'm afraid i would mention it and she would be like hell yeah lets do it......
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01-28-2008, 06:14 PM #492
if you want her gone ask her if she minds fucking a couple of your internet buddies that have never tasted cougar tang before. unless she's a raging whore (bonus: phishow gets laid), she will be thoroughly insulted and beat feet.
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01-28-2008, 06:43 PM #493
If you really want to know how to end or minimize the situation, then you should talk to the roommate.
Ski edits | http://vimeo.com/user389737/videos
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01-28-2008, 07:22 PM #494
or you could just show her this thread???
I still call it The Jake.
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01-28-2008, 08:55 PM #495
20 Pages of pure Aspen.... I love it!
www.dpsskis.com
www.point6.com
formerly an ambassador for a few others, but the ski industry is... interesting.
Fukt: a very small amount of snow.
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01-28-2008, 09:29 PM #496
This whole thread is fuckin hilarious! And the ham and cheese pita has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Definitely hall of fame.
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01-28-2008, 10:30 PM #497
FNKA mang,
1) You basically want it to be over,
2) We want naked pics.
2 + 2 = Problem solved.
You know what you have to do....This is the worst pain EVER!
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01-28-2008, 11:14 PM #498
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01-28-2008, 11:47 PM #499
yep. as well as a manual for cougar den infiltration and penetration.
should I ever be in a similar situation (god please!) I will now have something to reference.
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01-28-2008, 11:54 PM #500
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