Boner...rising...must...stay...calm!

**The Reverend Floater** · 01-03-2008, 11:07 AM

You know it could be good when the avy report says the impending storm should be measured in feet.

Now all I have to do is cram this massive ankle into some boots and strap on the Spats!

Come on, sucka! Sucka, come on!

**Rontele** · 01-03-2008, 11:39 AM

I bet your ankle will feel better in a boot...that is, once you get it in.

It'll act like a cast.

**girlski0912** · 01-03-2008, 12:50 PM

Well of course the forecast is measuring in feet three days after I leave Ketchum. It was -8 my last day.

Rev- Bummed we missed each other after Monday afternoon. Now pound a shot of Tequila, hold you breath and jam your c-ankle into a ski boot you big nancy boy.

**Crinkle** · 01-03-2008, 01:07 PM

go practice with that ski boot and report back, we are holding our breaths, knowing that you could stick a bowling ball in a ski boot if there was a forecast of FEET!!

**Skiermike** · 01-03-2008, 01:08 PM

Ketchum? It snows there? Man, if it's really going to snow in feet there it should be sweet... Somebody hike the ridge over cold springs and visit the hut for me.

**StormTrooper** · 01-03-2008, 01:15 PM

oh man. that reminds me of two novembers ago when I sprained my ankle bad playing b-ball. come december, my ankle was still swollen but I stuffed the fucker into a ski boot anyways. those 2hrs of skiing were some the most painful 2 hrs of my life!

**Beder** · 01-03-2008, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

You know it could be good when the avy report says the impending storm should be measured in feet.

Now all I have to do is cram this massive ankle into some boots and strap on the Spats!

Come on, sucka! Sucka, come on!

Nope. Not gonna happen. Unh uh. No way. I don't believe it. All the tourists are leaving.

**G. Gordon Liddy** · 01-03-2008, 01:49 PM

Yep, we're fucked. No way a storm hits like this with no tourists in town to fuck it up.

P.S. Floater, if you jinxed this I'm going to kick you in the ankle!

P.S.S. Hockey game tomorrow night?

**Tap** · 01-03-2008, 01:52 PM

jesus you're a pussy

can't you stick the johnson in the boot and ski with that?

**FrankZappa** · 01-03-2008, 01:52 PM

Incoming visual. Nuclear at eleven

**The Reverend Floater** · 01-03-2008, 02:30 PM

Dear Bitches and Scallywags,

I will cram this ankle in if it kills me. Yes, my dong is big enough to ski on but I can't fit it in my boot. Yes I may be interested in a hockey game tomorrow night, Gordon, though I don't want to get drunk and I can't help it at hockey games.

Hugs,

Rev