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  1. 12-12-2007, 11:42 AM #1
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jessica Alba pregnant

    http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...id=fd-hot1-txt

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  2. 12-12-2007, 11:54 AM #2
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    It's mine. I looked at a picture of her last week. My Impregnavision (tm) was cranked to 11.
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  3. 12-12-2007, 12:11 PM #3
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  4. 12-12-2007, 12:14 PM #4
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    looks like it caught up with her....
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  5. 12-12-2007, 12:15 PM #5
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    1. Hardly any to none of you are ever going to meet her
    2. None of you have a chance with her
    3. She has done enough spank pictures/movies to last anyone awhile
    4. Her boobs will only get bigger now
    5. NONE OF YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER


    Edit - If you prefer the non buzzkill side.

    1. Her boobs will get bigger
    2. Her curves will be more dramatic
    3. In the current climate of naked mom pics, there is a good chance she will be naked and pregant on some magazine cover.
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  6. 12-12-2007, 12:29 PM #6
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    Well, that kid will have an answer to the "Who's your daddy?" question:

    "One lucky Motherfucker."
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  7. 12-12-2007, 12:37 PM #7
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    MILF !!!
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  8. 12-12-2007, 01:28 PM #8
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  9. 12-12-2007, 01:35 PM #9
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    Obviously the baby's daddy is Fitty Cent.
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  10. 12-12-2007, 02:10 PM #10
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    Just thought this thread need some reposted pics....










    Last edited by SuperChief; 12-12-2007 at 02:13 PM.
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  11. 12-12-2007, 02:14 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    5. NONE OF YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER
    Speak for yourself. Quitters NEVER win.
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  12. 12-12-2007, 02:34 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperChief View Post
    Just thought this thread need some reposted pics....
    I was just thinking the same thing






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  13. 12-12-2007, 03:52 PM #13
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    pregnant
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  14. 12-12-2007, 08:13 PM #14
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    she will be well lubricated, horny, and capable of anything.
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  15. 12-12-2007, 08:33 PM #15
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  16. 12-12-2007, 09:32 PM #16
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    Did I ever mention my cousin resembles Jessica Alba? When we were hanging out this summer, Legoskier happened to mention that to her so it's not just me saying this.

    OH! Yeah, sorry. I shouldn't post pics in the interest of maintaining her privacy.
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  17. 12-12-2007, 10:11 PM #17
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    mothers milk...................

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  18. 12-12-2007, 10:34 PM #18
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    Those bikini pictures are just slightly better than the Jennifer Love Hewitt ones!
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  20. 12-12-2007, 11:03 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourette Dude View Post
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  21. 12-12-2007, 11:07 PM #21
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    ...at the same time. He is God. He can be two places at once.
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  22. 12-15-2007, 01:07 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post

    Edit - If you prefer the non buzzkill side.

    1. Her boobs will get bigger
    2. Her curves will be more dramatic
    3. In the current climate of naked mom pics, there is a good chance she will be naked and pregant on some magazine cover.
    4. If it's a girl 19.25 years from now...
    Last edited by gregm; 12-15-2007 at 01:08 PM. Reason: forgot to account for gestation period
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  23. 12-15-2007, 01:36 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourette Dude View Post
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    Make a sandwich.
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    Is it just me or has pregnancy made Jessica's breasts larger?



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