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  1. #33601
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Obviously, I'm not a golfer.
    At least you are housebroken.

  2. #33602
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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    If tele skiers golf, do they use a length of hose between the head and the grip of the club instead of a metal shaft? Or do they just kneel while they swing?

    Curious.
    We just swing our dicks. Painful AND ineffective.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    We just swing our dicks. Painful AND ineffective.
    Well this thread has taken an interesting turn. In spite of not skiing at Eldora in 20 years, I am quite certain that Monarch is better than Eldora in every way (other than proximity to the front range), so there's my $.02. A ski-off would settle the matter.

    I like muni golf just as much as fancy pants golf. Here's the very best one, where I played just a couple of years ago: https://www.aacounty.org/locations-a...er-golf-course

    BTW, I noticed I have an extra lift ticket from my Loveland 4 pack. Come and take it from my hand on Friday (plus a beer).
    Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
    Henry David Thoreau

  4. #33604
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    I'm just here to say fuck Eldora *and* fuck golf.

  5. #33605
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I'm just here to say fuck Eldora *and* fuck golf.
    One of these years you'll have to come ski with me at Eldo, I guarantee you'll have more fun than you expected.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

  6. #33606
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Man, tough crowd here.
    You new here?

  7. #33607
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I'm just here to say fuck Eldora *and* fuck golf.
    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    One of these years you'll have to come ski with me at Eldo, I guarantee you'll have more fun than you expected.
    One of the years you'll have to come play golf with me, I guarantee you'll have ...

    Never mind. It's golf. Who has 5 hours to play a game without gravity or defenders?

  8. #33608
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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    One of the years you'll have to come play golf with me, I guarantee you'll have ...

    Never mind. It's golf. Who has 5 hours to play a game without gravity or defenders?
    Five? Try 6 at least on the weekends. Ugh.

  9. #33609
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    I imagine I could have fun skiing at eldora since skiing is pretty fun. never been and idk that I ever will to be honest though. golf is fun too, have spent the afternoon looking at drivers since going skiing today just doesn't seem too appealing without nice weather or new snow. copper was fun yesterday but even then things like barely got fully soft, maybe due to a steady breeze.

  10. #33610
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    One of these years you'll have to come ski with me at Eldo, I guarantee you'll have more fun than you expected.
    I'll take you up on that. And even when I *do* enjoy it, I'll not admit to it.

  11. #33611
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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    One of the years you'll have to come play golf with me, I guarantee you'll have ...

    Never mind. It's golf. Who has 5 hours to play a game without gravity or defenders?
    Seriously. Skiing Eldora is several orders of magnitude better than golf. And I fuckin' HATE Eldora.


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    I'm a fucking rebel......... I've skied Eldora AND played golf on the same day!!!

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    Wife and I skied Monarch last week.

    Conditions were great, a little wind in the morning but not bad. I dont agree that they dont have much steep terrain. Plenty of decent pitched stuff if you are willing/able to ski moguls. (not a commentary on anything specifically stated in this thread).
    continuous runs. Not all busted up by transitions and catwalks.

    Plus one of the best bloody mary's Ive had, at their pub, I have had since moving to CO a decade ago.

    Nice glades too. Will head back there next year for sure.

  14. #33614
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    I'm a fucking rebel......... I've skied Eldora AND played golf on the same day!!!
    I don't think that makes you a "rebel"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    I'm a fucking rebel......... I've skied Eldora AND played golf on the same day!!!
    I wonder if they'd let us on the lift with clubs. We could play from the top of corona down to the slow sign at the lift base, big dogleg down west ridge. I'm in if you can get them to let us do that. In skis. Say it's for charity.

  16. #33616
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    Eldora could use a disc course. The Muleshoe rollover would be a nice place for a basket.
    Hawk would never leave the place!

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    Colorado Weather Discussion Thread

    Does anyone have a A-basin season ticket number they’d share for a friends and family pass for tomorrow?
    Last edited by NOLAjong; 04-07-2021 at 07:03 AM.

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    Sad to say I can’t make it to Momarch Friday. Hopefully someone else can grab the pass and make some turns.


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  19. #33619
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    I've only skied in the county I reside in so far this winter, and I'm proud of it. No sense in breaking that streak now.

    I suppose I did tour up to the Pitkin/Gunnison/Mesa County triple point a few times, but the runs I skied were in Pitkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOLAjong View Post
    Does anyone have a A-basin season ticket number they’d share for a friends and family pass for tomorrow?
    are you still looking? shoot me a pm if you are

  21. #33621
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    Eldora could use a disc course. The Muleshoe rollover would be a nice place for a basket.
    Hawk would never leave the place!
    Heading to the first tee
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  22. #33622
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    Friday weather seems to be downtrending/degrading. Very annoying. I don't want to ski if the snow doesn't soften. Saturday maybe better. I wonder if Saturday is crowded at Monarch.
    Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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  23. #33623
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    Quote Originally Posted by shera View Post
    I wonder if Saturday is crowded at Monarch.
    This time of year? Not really

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    This time of year? Not really
    I’ve been to Monarch on their busiest day of the season and it was not bad. I think y’all will be ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    This time of year? Not really
    It's closing weekend though and CB closed last week, that used to mean it would be busy, but I haven't skied Monarch in years.

    I could be interested in Sunday, won't be able to make Saturday work though.

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