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    actually, WTR makes perfect sense when dubbed in Cantonese. It's actually a lot more realistic.
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    wow, blurred = pwned

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    Quote Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
    actually, WTR makes perfect sense when dubbed in Cantonese. It's actually a lot more realistic.
    Don't cunt up my clever banter!
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    Banter? I barely know 'er!
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Dear Brett:

    I'm so sorry to hear you're bored Brett; what's the matter, is this afternoon's Oprah a re-run? The batteries for SheRa's LesboStrap give out? Did Splat finally track you down and kick your ass, so you're too scared to go after him anymore? Or maybe you just got tired of starting flame wars between yourself and any of your several aliases. I especially like it when you call one of them a douchebag for outing another of your alises as being you. Self stalking...sooo hot right now.

    I know that living in SUCCO (which, by the way, is an appropriate acronym for both the place and its inhabitants) has filled you with delusions of granduer and convinced you that the collective actually wants to hear about your lame exploits....but seriously, how many more fucking times do we have to look at the same old multi exposed pillow shot to pillow shot pic. Fuck...even reading about Gosey's affairs with Cool Ethan has more steeze.

    The long and short of it Brett is that you are the attention whore of attention whores, about as appealing as a bucket of colostomy bag washout and make as much sense as an all day "Walker, Texas Ranger" marathon dubbed into Cantonese. And just so that pile of festering excrement Rontele can be right for once, I'll close by saying you are also gayer than Richard Simmons at a Celine Dion concert.
    jesus fucking christ... and blurred your rebuttal?
    Last edited by Dickeymotto; 11-28-2007 at 04:33 PM.
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    The word Gaper is overused Guest
    Hey Ublo, have you ever heard of a comma?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The word Gaper is overused View Post
    Hey Ublo, have you ever heard of a comma?
    Hey Gaper...have you ever not come off as a fucking 'tard?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
    actually, WTR makes perfect sense when dubbed in Cantonese. It's actually a lot more realistic.
    You just used an acronym for Walker Texas Ranger. I suggest reevaluating your life.

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    Wow Irul, you've really outdone yourself this time. I mean, I was expecting your usual gay references of Richard Simmons, Ethan Cool, and Celine Dion, but colostomy bag??? If you want to compare "bags" like two old ladies comparing their Coach to a Prada, You've been pumped by so many clients, your "colostomy bag" resembles more of like say, a one gallon milk jug.

    I'd slam on your girlfriend, but that's only fun after a 12 pack and a poorly spent 5 spot at the local crack house. I'm sure you've heard the joke: What do you call 1000 lawyers handcuffed together on the bottom of the ocean? A good start. I guess being a public defender in the urban sprawl of whatever droid inhabited California town you actually found a job in is really rewarding. While you spend most waking hours on TGR living vicariously through those on this board who actually ski, you've found yourself wasting away wishing you could sack up and do the same. The only person that posts here and is almost as pathetic as you is Dexter Rutecki. At least that schmuck has roughly 2 TR's
    of edge deep pow, dirt spots and NBA hall of fame shots to round out his epics. Maybe someday you'll be able to match his epicness. At least you're funny, at least in the way "when you see your dog licking his balls and he falls off the couch" sort of way.

    So as you bang on SuCo from your 80 degree cubicle hell, just remember that not everyone is living their life quite as pathetically as you.
    Me skiing everyday=you working everyday=you look like a real moaner.

    This post is the equivalent of you getting pissed when I pulled out of your shit tunnel and hunch over the back of your head with a handful of your hair jacking off my shitty cock onto your cowlick. What's that mean? You're basically firing blanks (no pun intended) at a teflon vest, but I don't expect anyone uncunning as you to grasp the concept.

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    Meh.

    I expected more of a fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Don't cunt up my clever banter!
    Banter Cunter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    How is that lesbo strap working out for you?
    Not too popular, actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    Wow Irul, you've really outdone yourself this time. I mean, I was expecting your usual gay references of Richard Simmons, Ethan Cool, and Celine Dion, but colostomy bag??? If you want to compare "bags" like two old ladies comparing their Coach to a Prada, You've been pumped by so many clients, your "colostomy bag" resembles more of like say, a one gallon milk jug.

    I'd slam on your girlfriend, but that's only fun after a 12 pack and a poorly spent 5 spot at the local crack house. I'm sure you've heard the joke: What do you call 1000 lawyers handcuffed together on the bottom of the ocean? A good start. I guess being a public defender in the urban sprawl of whatever droid inhabited California town you actually found a job in is really rewarding. While you spend most waking hours on TGR living vicariously through those on this board who actually ski, you've found yourself wasting away wishing you could sack up and do the same. The only person that posts here and is almost as pathetic as you is Dexter Rutecki. At least that schmuck has roughly 2 TR's
    of edge deep pow, dirt spots and NBA hall of fame shots to round out his epics. Maybe someday you'll be able to match his epicness. At least you're funny, at least in the way "when you see your dog licking his balls and he falls off the couch" sort of way.

    So as you bang on SuCo from your 80 degree cubicle hell, just remember that not everyone is living their life quite as pathetically as you.
    Me skiing everyday=you working everyday=you look like a real moaner.

    This post is the equivalent of you getting pissed when I pulled out of your shit tunnel and hunch over the back of your head with a handful of your hair jacking off my shitty cock onto your cowlick. What's that mean? You're basically firing blanks (no pun intended) at a teflon vest, but I don't expect anyone uncunning as you to grasp the concept.

    I do love you though.

    Feel free to slam or bang my girlfriend...just don't tell my wife.

    I note that you did not deny the existence of SheRa's LesboStrap.

    As for pulling out of my "shit tunnel" and spunking on my hair...that's brave talk from someone known far and wide as The Angry Inch.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    Stop being such an attention whore. You are a stupid Alias JONG and blurred isn't going to give you the attention you want from a flame war.

    Phil you are a pill!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    Banter Cunter!
    Bunter!!!

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    I doubt Blurred would accept the ruling of the judges, if we had judges, but if I was a judge, and I were ruling, I'd rule in favor of Irul, on the strength of the first sentence of the last paragraph of his first response.

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    Last edited by DaveTV; 11-29-2007 at 09:54 AM.

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    First off it's not witty or banter when it takes hours of careful thought to come up with second, irul wins so far.

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    take it from me: When that one-inch gets angry, it really gets angry

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Feel free to slam or bang my girlfriend...just don't tell my wife.

    I note that you did not deny the existence of SheRa's LesboStrap.

    As for pulling out of my "shit tunnel" and spunking on my hair...that's brave talk from someone known far and wide as The Angry Inch.
    Now that's signature worthy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Dear Brett:

    I'm so sorry to hear you're bored Brett; what's the matter, is this afternoon's Oprah a re-run? The batteries for SheRa's LesboStrap give out? Did Splat finally track you down and kick your ass, so you're too scared to go after him anymore? Or maybe you just got tired of starting flame wars between yourself and any of your several aliases. I especially like it when you call one of them a douchebag for outing another of your alises as being you. Self stalking...sooo hot right now.

    I know that living in SUCCO (which, by the way, is an appropriate acronym for both the place and its inhabitants) has filled you with delusions of granduer and convinced you that the collective actually wants to hear about your lame exploits....but seriously, how many more fucking times do we have to look at the same old multi exposed pillow shot to pillow shot pic. Fuck...even reading about Gosey's affairs with Cool Ethan has more steeze.

    The long and short of it Brett is that you are the attention whore of attention whores, about as appealing as a bucket of colostomy bag washout and make as much sense as an all day "Walker, Texas Ranger" marathon dubbed into Cantonese. And just so that pile of festering excrement Rontele can be right for once, I'll close by saying you are also gayer than Richard Simmons at a Celine Dion concert.
    Irul wins
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    Wow, nice digging. 13 year old pointless thread bumped? I guess Blurred wasn't the only one who gets bored...

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    WTR is a standard now!

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