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11-21-2007, 10:59 AM #1
Mad River was not shit today! TR Nov 18
Some of you think MRG is shit and compare it to this:
As compared to shrine:
Well you fucking JONGS do not consider the TREES!
IT ALL ABOUT THE TREES! And the sound Gapers make when they crash into them.
With the trees, the map should look more like this:
TRAIL REPORT
If any of you jongs from Jackson, Squaw, Whistler, KIcking Horse, Silverton and the like want to come ski with some REALSKIERs - we may show you around with some superior steeze and skills.
Me - Hobbit - sluttin for the camera with the crew.
FKNA. I am rockin the uphill powder 8's!
Fuck Corbet's!
Dise woods is so, so gnar. Big air! Lions, tigers and waterfalls - oh my!
Fall Line laps anyone? Squaw Palisades has nothing on this!
Do you know much skill it takes to ride a single chair????
Ski it if you can!
And the end of the day, I shrink down to the size of fellow hobbit-sized mag BushwhackerPA and ski onto the Box deck.
Try shrinkage jongs! Much harder than any of you do out West.
The East is so cold, shrinkage is easy.
Maybe I can ski into that guys crack??
That is all.
Hobbit.
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11-21-2007, 11:02 AM #2
Instant classic. MRG is too core for me!
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11-21-2007, 11:55 AM #3
I expected a pow TR, but this is funny, too...
"I said flotation is groovy"
-Jimi Hendrix
"Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
-The Coolest Guy to have Ever Lived
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11-21-2007, 12:00 PM #4thank you very little
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lotta effort, but good stuff.
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11-23-2007, 10:47 PM #5
Not a bad effort.
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11-23-2007, 11:04 PM #6Registered User
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too much effort
Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness
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11-24-2007, 01:11 PM #7
A for effort.
Just ski down there and jump of a somethin' fer cryin' out loud!
-Pain McShlonkey
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11-24-2007, 01:16 PM #8
Excellent. That takes me back to the golden bukkake days...
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11-24-2007, 01:35 PM #9Registered User
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Wow. Officially the hardest I've laughed at a TR...
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11-24-2007, 10:03 PM #10
I like finger painting too...
I told you to tell them
you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation.
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11-26-2007, 07:48 AM #11
Is that the old or new single chair?
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11-26-2007, 08:10 AM #12
That was really uninteresting. I just opened this link thinking I was going to see some sick MRG shots... or something.
you failed with your bunny-rabbit easter shit.
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