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  1. #1
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    Sep 2007
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    Mad River was not shit today! TR Nov 18

    Some of you think MRG is shit and compare it to this:





    As compared to shrine:


















    Well you fucking JONGS do not consider the TREES!


    IT ALL ABOUT THE TREES! And the sound Gapers make when they crash into them.


    With the trees, the map should look more like this:





















    TRAIL REPORT

    If any of you jongs from Jackson, Squaw, Whistler, KIcking Horse, Silverton and the like want to come ski with some REALSKIERs - we may show you around with some superior steeze and skills.



















    Me - Hobbit - sluttin for the camera with the crew.





















    FKNA. I am rockin the uphill powder 8's!














    Fuck Corbet's!

    Dise woods is so, so gnar. Big air! Lions, tigers and waterfalls - oh my!













    Fall Line laps anyone? Squaw Palisades has nothing on this!

    Do you know much skill it takes to ride a single chair????

    Ski it if you can!















    And the end of the day, I shrink down to the size of fellow hobbit-sized mag BushwhackerPA and ski onto the Box deck.

    Try shrinkage jongs! Much harder than any of you do out West.
    The East is so cold, shrinkage is easy.

    Maybe I can ski into that guys crack??







    That is all.

    Hobbit.











  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
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    Potato state
    Posts
    515
    Instant classic. MRG is too core for me!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Saaaan Diaago
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    I expected a pow TR, but this is funny, too...
    "I said flotation is groovy"
    -Jimi Hendrix

    "Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
    -The Coolest Guy to have Ever Lived

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
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    lotta effort, but good stuff.

  5. #5
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    Aug 2006
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    Posts
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    Not a bad effort.

  6. #6
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    Dec 2005
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    too much effort
    ‎Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Bottom of the hill...
    Posts
    1,354
    A for effort.
    Just ski down there and jump of a somethin' fer cryin' out loud!

    -Pain McShlonkey

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    5,368
    Excellent. That takes me back to the golden bukkake days...

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    CO
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    Wow. Officially the hardest I've laughed at a TR...

  10. #10
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    May 2007
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    SLC, Utah
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    227
    I like finger painting too...
    I told you to tell them
    you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    615
    Is that the old or new single chair?

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
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    That was really uninteresting. I just opened this link thinking I was going to see some sick MRG shots... or something.

    you failed with your bunny-rabbit easter shit.

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