Pee the bed drunk, now you owe me $1,400

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-08-2007, 04:20 PM

that was on my birthday!

**snowsprite** · 11-08-2007, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Pow4Brains

MATT DRIBBLE seems more appropriate.

Some of you are killin it today!

Sprite

**fez** · 11-08-2007, 04:38 PM

my brother did that once. except he was standing next to his futon pissing on it. with his girlfriend in the futon.

she woke up, yelled at him 'what the hell are you doing'.
he said 'leave me alone, im peeing'

**telepariah** · 11-08-2007, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by fez

my brother did that once. except he was standing next to his futon pissing on it. with his girlfriend in the futon.

she woke up, yelled at him 'what the hell are you doing'.
he said 'leave me alone, im peeing'

Funny. That's just about what my roommate said when he pissed on me and my girlfriend in my futon. We were backed into the corner like scared animals yelling at him, "What the fuck are you doing?"

His response was, "Oh mellow out, Charles."

Later he told me his mom caught him peeing in a garbage can, a closet, a dresser drawer. Wasn't the first time, though I think alcohol and blow made him even more likely to sleepwalk and piss in strange places.

**irul&ublo** · 11-08-2007, 05:04 PM

Dick Trickle

**MOHSHSIHd** · 11-08-2007, 05:11 PM

Yeah, my freshman year my roommate filled my suitcase with piss. He denied it for months, until I caught him pissing on the couch in the middle of the night...

fucking irish/scottish douche-bag

**72Twenty** · 11-08-2007, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by telepariah

...He never paid me for it and the girl never slept with me again either.

I don't think that had anything to do with the pee.

**The Dad** · 11-08-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by telepariah

"Oh mellow out, Charles."

New custom user title, bitches!

**DougW** · 11-08-2007, 05:30 PM

this is making me think of the scene from Train Spotting, very gross

**telepariah** · 11-08-2007, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

I don't think that had anything to do with the pee.

I'm absolutely certain that is a true statement.

**Long duc dong** · 11-08-2007, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

A "hookup" peeing in your bed is simply the cost of doing business sometimes.

Happened to me in college. I got to have sex with her a few more times, so it was worth it.

I had a buddy who pissed in the fan one night, sprayed his girlfriend, his roommate, and his roommate's girlfriend.

**skiingsamurai** · 11-08-2007, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Long duc dong

Happened to me in college. I got to have sex with her a few more times, so it was worth it.

I had a buddy who pissed in the fan one night, sprayed his girlfriend, his roommate, and his roommate's girlfriend.

ok, the fan made me laugh

freshman year I got blasted at a party, got lost in burlington about 4 miles from my dorm. I called my roommate and told him to google earth me. Yeah, it happened.

Woke up on my futon, God knows how I got home, soaked from the gut to my knees. Either I spilled my nalgene everywhere, or i pissed out no less than 15 beers all over myself.

The room stank of beer the next day, so i think its the latter of the 2.

My non-mag friend puked and pissed himself after a big party, he was on the top bunk. His poor roommate...
same kid also pissed out his dorm door into the hallway more than once

**Ole703** · 11-08-2007, 06:42 PM

Last year some kid that my roommate allowed to crash on my couch pissed all over it. I woke up saw that. And threw his ass out the front door. He walked four miles back to his car soaked in piss.

**LightRanger** · 11-08-2007, 06:56 PM

College Housemate #1: Used to piss his bed quite often. Often seen at around 7AM on Saturday morning with a bottle of Resolve in hand, stuffing sheets into the washing machine.

College Housemate #2: Was spotted by his roommate pissing into a drawer that he had pulled out from underneath his bed sometime in the middle of the night.

College Housemate #3: Was rooting around in the closet in the middle of the night at his girlfriend's place. When she asked him what he was doing, he replied "I'm looking for a good spot." And she said, "What!?!?" And he wandered to the bathroom saying, "Nevermind."

College Friend in the Dorms: Had a random kid who lived on his hall wander into his room the middle of the night. He thought it was his roommate, his roommate thought it was him. The kid proceeded to piss on his laptop on his desk. The guys realized what was going on and stopped him. The kid ended up paying for the laptop, but I wanna say the data may not have been recovered. Can't remember.

Friend of College Housemates: Pissed and shit on the floor one night. But that's another story...

**gh444** · 11-08-2007, 06:58 PM

^^^^fun friends^^^

**Odin** · 11-08-2007, 06:59 PM

Urine trouble Now!

**train07** · 11-08-2007, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ole703

Last year some kid that my roommate allowed to crash on my couch pissed all over it. I woke up saw that. And threw his ass out the front door. I walked four miles back to his car soaked in piss.

I'm not following this. I get pissed (get it?) when you guys don't make sense.

**skibuminwyo** · 11-08-2007, 07:58 PM

hmmmmm... here to post in this important thread! i don't think i've ever pissed on myself from getting too drunk, not pissed on from not being to drunk. i did projectile vomit all over my bed freshman year of college, but that was about it.

**brutah** · 11-08-2007, 08:24 PM

I've got another piss story....

My girlfriend at the time, once got out of bed in the middle of the night. She was pretty drunk at the time and had woke up up because when she sat up she pushed my head into the bed. I watch her get up, walk in circles next to my bed like a dog does before it lays down and then squats and starts pissing. I start yelling at her to stop and she suddenly snaps out of it and runs to my bathroom to finish up.

**brutah** · 11-08-2007, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

Yeah, my freshman year my roommate filled my suitcase with piss. He denied it for months, until I caught him pissing on the couch in the middle of the night...

fucking irish/scottish douche-bag

oh yea, i puked on my second freshman roommate. We had bunks and i was on the top bunk, rolled over and puked (it was my 19th birthday). I didn't even know it had happened because he had cleaned it all up before I woke up, and he didn't have the guts to tell me about. This dude across the hall told me, he thought it was pretty funny.

**KungFu Eddie** · 11-08-2007, 09:07 PM

I wonder if R Kelly had to pay after he pissed on that underage girl?

**Ole703** · 11-15-2007, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by train07

I'm not following this. I get pissed (get it?) when you guys don't make sense.

Sorry Misprint. I ment to say "HE" not I.

**el penoso** · 11-15-2007, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Huckwheat

Happened to my roommate in Tahoe....on the girl he brought home from Pierced Street was the pee-ER!!

What was her name? Wait nevermind. Was she a preschool teacher?

**AshleySkis** · 11-15-2007, 02:01 PM

I never was a night pee'r. I feel bad for both side of this embarrassing situation though.

**jrbd** · 11-15-2007, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by BRUTAH

We had bunks and i was on the top bunk, rolled over and puked (it was my 19th birthday).

I was in the lower bunk in this scenario once; my roommate puked down the wall next to the beds. I'm not sure if he remembered it later. Thank god for the washing machines in the dorm...