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    I have a big bag of dicks for Spook and Jer!

    Unfortunately I can't hear them and don't know where to deliver them.

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    LCC would be a safe bet.

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    iceman, you're turning into a troll. i hope that's just the alcohol talking, but thread creation just to bag on a person should be way below your standards.

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    Fuck no, Spook lives in the Bates Motel, I think that's near Memphis, and Jer is a liftie in Indiana somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    iceman, you're turning into a troll. i hope that's just the alcohol talking, but thread creation just to bag on a person should be way below your standards.
    Dang! I was all set to add something superfunny and hilarious to this thread, but f2f shamed me out of it.

    The demon liquor has a hold on me tonight. I'd best go to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    iceman, you're turning into a troll. i hope that's just the alcohol talking, but thread creation just to bag on a person should be way below your standards.
    Dude. You don't know me.

    I'm a little buzzed on a Friday night but I hate those two fucking guys and I'ma make their lives here as miserable as I can manage. And I can manage pretty fucking well.

    Buy in, buy out, I don't give a shit son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    Dang! I was all set to add something superfunny and hilarious to this thread, but f2f shamed me out of it.

    The demon liquor has a hold on me tonight. I'd best go to bed.
    No, no, give it a few more minutes and a few more drinks, and you'll be thinking right again.
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    teh gnar.

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    iceman, I love you
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f View Post
    iceman, I love you
    All the smart people do, duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    No, no, give it a few more minutes and a few more drinks, and you'll be thinking right again.
    Can't. I've already hit my two beer limit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    All the smart people do, duh.
    but this is 13 year old running away with 25 year old teacher love
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    Which one am I?

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    you are either tyler or the narrator
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Dude. You don't know me.

    I'm a little buzzed on a Friday night but I hate those two fucking guys and I'ma make their lives here as miserable as I can manage. And I can manage pretty fucking well.
    Yer my fukin hero, have at it, God knows they've squeezed out enough shit to fill the grand canyon, all without relaxing their sphincters.

    Manage away........

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    iceman, you're turning into a troll. i hope that's just the alcohol talking, but thread creation just to bag on a person should be way below your standards.
    Just for the record I started this thread to bag on two people, not just one.

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    Also there's the technical problem of having them on "ignore" while trying to belittle every stupid fucking word they say.

    I'll figure it out.

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    Did you know even the stock holders of "The Phone Company" hate the phone company?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Also there's the technical problem of having them on "ignore" while trying to belittle every stupid fucking word they say.

    I'll figure it out.
    Easy. You just hit the "view post" button every time you come across one of their posts.

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    Fortunately the Douchbag Group is much smaller than the Phone Company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Dude. You don't know me.

    I'm a little buzzed on a Friday night but I hate those two fucking guys and I'ma make their lives here as miserable as I can manage. And I can manage pretty fucking well.

    Buy in, buy out, I don't give a shit son.
    iceman, i think i can make a decent argument that i make you more miserable--unintentionally, of course--than you make me.

    no offense, but you don't make me miserable at all. i think you're one of the modestly memorable characters here. mostly due to your overt and exaggerated hostility toward me from the very beginning. i have no idea what drives it, but i'm secure in knowing that it's not really me.

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    good. just remember Don't say "douches". Say "douche bags". "douches" is bigoted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    Easy. You just hit the "view post" button every time you come across one of their posts.
    No, nah, nope, no can do.

    They're staying on ignore and I'm DEFINITELY not looking up their posts.

    I'm gonna have to work off the reactions of other people to their idiocy, it should be challenging but I bet I won't lack for material.

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    i meant to ask, do i have to share the big bag of dicks with jer? or do we each have our own? he doesn't seem like the type to want to share much with me. i'd hate to be left dick-deficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    i have no idea what drives it, but i'm secure in knowing that it's not really me.
    oh, it is. in between session of us wildly making love iceman told me he wants to slip his macking mick cock into you
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