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    Months?

    Months?
  2. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    That's not a happy cat face.

    That's not a happy cat face.
  3. Ya, I was expecting ISO.

    Ya, I was expecting ISO.
  4. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    There's always one in every crowd. This is why...

    There's always one in every crowd. This is why we can't have nice things.
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    YMMV

    YMMV
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    He has no incentive to save you money. LOL.

    He has no incentive to save you money. LOL.
  7. Food looks good. Dude is total goofball.

    Food looks good. Dude is total goofball.
  8. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Small turd size was one of the top criteria put...

    Small turd size was one of the top criteria put forth by my wife when we were looking for a dog.
  9. Thread: Lobster

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    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.
  10. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    I have a small dog. Small turds assist with...

    I have a small dog. Small turds assist with stealth. And they are single use size for door handles.
  11. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Worst part about very large dogs? ...

    Worst part about very large dogs?






    Very large dog turds.
  12. The little girl. I want to buy your women.

    The little girl. I want to buy your women.
  13. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I think the word is out in the hood amongst teh...

    I think the word is out in the hood amongst teh kittehz that KQ's is the place to go.
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    My back hurts too.

    My back hurts too.
  15. You got there first. Dang.

    You got there first. Dang.
  16. lulz

    lulz
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    U r expert on burnt monkey shit?

    U r expert on burnt monkey shit?
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    Heh. Then you didn't get the joke. Today was...

    Heh. Then you didn't get the joke. Today was first time I saw him in the only forum that matters. He posted trying to find out who masturbates furiously. Those other forums don't count.
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    Jarlybart. Loved his posts on ttips

    Jarlybart. Loved his posts on ttips
  20. FKNA, it's jarlybart! Dude. How ya bin?

    FKNA, it's jarlybart! Dude. How ya bin?
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    I'd be more impressed if you posted some creeper...

    I'd be more impressed if you posted some creeper pics.
  22. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Heh.

    Heh.
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    Turnabout is fair play.

    Turnabout is fair play.
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    Love hate with edibles. I love getting...

    Love hate with edibles. I love getting completely ripped. I hate the waiting. It reminds me of some other things from a previous life.
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    U were drinking on a fake holiday? :wink:

    U were drinking on a fake holiday? :wink:
  26. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Dafuq?

    Dafuq?
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    No shit. Interested. Especially because of the...

    No shit. Interested. Especially because of the dead bolt. Our door with an old motor that is wearing out is too easy to force open and the neighbor kid decided to help himself to our bicycles,...
  28. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Part gremlin?

    Part gremlin?
  29. Sauerkraut!

    Sauerkraut!
  30. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Pre-ban or post ban? KSI import?

    Pre-ban or post ban? KSI import?
  31. Ticketron, jong.

    Ticketron, jong.
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    He shows up now and again.

    He shows up now and again.
  33. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    A man's got his reasons. We good.

    A man's got his reasons. We good.
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    He fixes the cable?

    He fixes the cable?
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    This.

    This.
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    I gotta think it was left intentionally to be...

    I gotta think it was left intentionally to be found. It's easy to miss something that small unless it is put where it can be seen. And, the odds keep climbing because *everybody* knows not to stick...
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    I'll take two.

    I'll take two.
  38. A Fitbit for your junk.

    A Fitbit for your junk.
  39. She gonna get sand all up in there. Parent of...

    She gonna get sand all up in there.

    Parent of the year! Way to be a good example.
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    A band just for telemarketers ...

    A band just for telemarketers


    https://youtu.be/Oea_YNPZU6A

    I was thinking of these guys recently and was amused to find their whole EP on YouTube. Good ol early 80s Burlington.
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    I see the problem here. To heat a garage, one...

    I see the problem here. To heat a garage, one needs garage heater. Space heaters are for heating space. Duh.
  42. That's hysterical.

    That's hysterical.
  43. Thread: Ask KQ Claus

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    How'd it taste?

    How'd it taste?
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    Back when my kids did summer swim team, there was...

    Back when my kids did summer swim team, there was a similar volunteer deal. Six credits per family. Or pay.
  45. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    My kitteh likes to lie all twisted with her belly...

    My kitteh likes to lie all twisted with her belly exposed too. So funny.
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    297157 Alpha Quadrant. Snicker. ...

    297157

    Alpha Quadrant. Snicker. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dominionism
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    I'd vote for that guy for pres!

    I'd vote for that guy for pres!
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    Bluetooth.

    Bluetooth.
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    One sick fuck.

    One sick fuck.
  50. That's worth a partial beat down.

    That's worth a partial beat down.
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