https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/el-dorado-residents-scramble-insurance/

Just get specific occupation coverage if you don’t want to learn new skills for a shitty job.

Reminds me to have my wife cancel her policy soon. She doesn’t do that occupation anymore.

I thought McRib was the top of the trash food mountain.

I’m shocked how many of you visit the arches. Only two things I’ll eat there is egg McMuffin and hash browns. Even their coffee sucks.
...

I vote for picking up some homeless bums for witnesses.

Think of the memories. And the Butzis aroma.

What’s more funny?

Lower service?

Or pusher tool?

PS. My son printed the pushing tool. He’s a pro pusher now.

PPS. Lower service is stupid easy. Go for it.

All the sociopathic astronauts wear diapers on a long distance drive.
Peeing in a cup is old school.

Dayyummm

That’s a huge bass

Someday he will paint that garage drywall

Moshaich
Yay
World War III

Let’s go.


Skiing.

Take a lap

https://youtu.be/QO0D0jF83lc

Why is your water heater in your bed?

Too late. $4k gone.

Just here to complain about this years pricing.

Fucking crack dealers they are. Start out cheap. Get us used to traveling all over. Destroy local mountains. Then jack the price and it’s hard to...

Fetty is street lingo for fentanyl

So we got that going for us.

Is there really a new server?
No more box fan?

PS. The IT crew has been crushing it fixing problems lately. Hats off to the...

My oldest has taco fever

I would never buy one myself. I’m just too tall which makes the rear crew cab useless for anyone but my dog.

Can’t believe they went turbo four. It saves one mile per...

Run awayyyyyy


It’s a trap

Fkna. Used to be so many funny aliases up in this bitch

PS. Capricorn one. They killed oj so he wouldn’t talk about the faked Mars mission.

Fucking Capricorn One.

They had to keep him quiet.

Paywalls.
Fucking retards that link paywalled sites. That’s why the internet isn’t fun anymore.

Byates1

Are you sure it’s not Be Yeats? #2?

Sweet prose. I laughed. And cried.

Once upon a time. Mags used to write sweet prose in awkward styles.

Now it’s just AI chatbot cut and paste. I’m so done with that shit.

Lost a lot of permissions. Can’t edit posts?
Sometimes I can’t post unless I go advanced and then submit.

Yep. I’d rather drag an upright than a central vac hose.
And the ones without power suck. But they don’t beat.

You need a powered beater bar to clean carpet

I don’t get the glass door fridge idea. Fridge is a mess of food and I only want to see it once I open the door

Same thing for glass cabinet doors. Sure it’s cool for glassware and dishes. But I...

Sticks are great for hard floors
They don’t really clean carpet well. Particularly if you have a dog or wear shoes in the house.

Buy a new car with auto brights

Then you can be proud to be an annoying modern asshole.

PS. Then your wife can complain about why the light is going bright and dark all the time.

https://www.facebook.com/lineskis/videos/bonkers-canyon-laps-in-val-dis%C3%A8re-from-the-squad-l%C3%A9o-taillefer-n-o-a-h-p-e-i-z-e/457411970052607/?extid=reels

Sadly couldn’t find a non fb link. ...

Arguing with my wife about looking at the sun.
You can glance. We all do
Every fucking day.

It’s the maroons that stare for minutes that go blind.

Seen a few in my time. Mostly partials....

When my og ftp died I pulled out the old hestra size 11
Tight for a true xl hand.
Not meat hooks. Just a large hand.

The new xl ftp is as tight as those 11 hestra. Which I hadn’t used in years...

Rasta don’t pull bongs.
Jah
Natural spliff.
Nature brah

I had the og XL and it fit great. Many years of use and perfect fit.
Bought new XL last year and they suck.

Hey FTP make the gloves the right size. Please. Quality control is key.

If you don’t have podcast patience. Here’s the list. It’s quite good.

Kurt Cobain’s favorite albums
1. Iggy and the Stooges, “Raw Power”
2. Pixies, “Surfer Rosa”
3. The Breeders, “Pod”
4. The...

How’s the XL fit? Long enough to tuck in for 6’4”?

A FKNA shirt would be awesome. You could bring the spirit of Splat to the golf world! It’s the perfect phrase you want your friends to shout when...

I’m hoping you get a pov take a lap where sage hoots and laughs riding your tails.

Yeah buddy!

#LearnToCode?

https://www.alta.com/stories/avalanche-porcupines

I didn?t have porcupines on my bingo card. Well played Alta.

Watched without audio. So can’t comment on the freak out.
But my initial reaction was the snowboarder video insta snap gram preserving the moment while the skier comes in from left to initiate the...

The Sam Adams hazy ipa actually tastes like beer.
Any light NA beer tastes like piss. Just like the alcohol versions.

I just want to understand this, sir.
Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

I was right there with you. Until the Jack and coke upchuck.

Just whac them

492246

It’s spelled their

Learn grammar. Then your pm might go threw. #sarc

https://youtu.be/N39w6aQFKSQ


Clearly power loss. And full astern once power came back. Forward speed reduced significantly. But not enough.

Have we addressed towel folding?

492122

https://barnfinds.com/sextuplets-six-1974-ford-pinto-wagons/

Six vintage pinto wagons. Same color? Who the fuck hoarded these?

491924

PS. Looks like seven on the truck.
Only $16k each!!

It’s Sunday river.
Knobrocket epicenter

Had sugar ants that resisted all baits and poisons. The nested somewhere in the wall and would crawl all over the kitchen counter. And we keep it clean.

BORAX with a bit of sugar water on a...

^^^^ very nice. But man is that owner wood obsessed.
As well as being obsessed with garage doors.

That price seems low. I doubt you could build that today for that price.

Have you heard of SLC?