Mmmmm. Super nobis.

The original legend pro. Loved that ski.

Hope it finds a happy home.

You’re an asshole


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That was a fucked up day.
But fkna awesome skiing. Once you found it.

Had many delayed openings over the years.
But hearing four bombs upper mountain, from the top of Teton lift?
At noon?
...

Too busy skiing to read the link.

No idea what happened to dean.

Just relating a personal story.
Some asshat called me out.
But otherwise go fuck yourself. I’m skiing again tomorrow.

No it’s not.

Weed is relatively safe. But for some folks it’s too much.

Just because 90% of the population can smoke all day long doesn’t mean it’s safe for everyone.
My friend was a fellow...

Todd 420
Let’s set up a PayPal or Venmo so we can sell gear for a donation to a youth ski charity.

I have too much shit. And the money means nothing. But raising money for youth sports means a...

Have a good friend that had a psychotic break smoking “diesel” weed.
He’s better now, but that shit pushed him over the edge.
Not anti weed, but shit is more potent these days. Ymmv

Fuck these skis rule.

Switched over to Cochise a few years ago for more side cut and in theory versatility, but still metal and damp.

But wow. This is the Cadillac. With tail fins....

Fuck. 25 short was always a relatively safe tour. Can’t remember a fatality there. RIP.

In the box this morning they said hunt was D4 with a 72” crown.
Fucking huge.
Those pics are savage
...

They fired drake. The inventor.

It’s pablum.

But their frontside skis , those on sale, are light and snappy.

I thought this was going to be another Limbaugh thread.

Bob Bell is bozo. Yes, it was under the franchise.
But the wgn syndication spread him far and wide.

Props to Harmon. RIP. What a...

Fuck, now I gotta plan for dirty needles and human feces? Fuck that terrain trap.

Substitute Wisconsin for Ontario, and there’s my youth. Except for the girth part. Ain’t no girth in Wisconsin, unless we’re talking bratwurst.

That pic of Georgian bay reminds me of ontonagon...

If the my pillow guy wasn’t so retarded he would have cornered the chick throw pillow industry.

Anyone have the video clip of him smashing a dudes head with an ashtray and getting banned from Jackson.

And just like that, Southeast Asia sweatshops were unemployed. #gump.

River head.

Never seemed that “developed”

You could probably shoot turkeys and sheeple there

Hey DJ. Pm sent. Hope to hookup, but I’ve got a lot of old friends here (yet most freaked out about distancing) and the family.

Mad respect for you being the ambassador. To kind maggots. Back...

If that was 5”, I musta had it three times.

Fuck. Good to back in the hole. Whatta welcome.

Face shots, boot to knee plus. Blower dry. It crushed me. Wish I had more gas in the tank.

Fuck...

Has your wife discovered outdoor pillows?

I can mail you a dozen. :FIREdevil

Ironically, the one time I almost died in an avy was the time we waited in the smoke shack for the rest of the party to arrive.

Judgment may have been hazy.

No social media was present. ...

If a vest holds 18 beers . . .

It might just be a backpack

So PM Djongo is the new RonTele. Heh.

Incoming! Imma ski the shit outta that mountain, even if it’s flaccid!

Penny Pretty agrees

Chose the right epoxy. Hardware store shit is brittle.

Hardman orange is the right call.

Daffys
And back scratchers

That was some dangerous shit
On 200+cm
On a small kicker.

Kids today got it easy in the terrain parks

PS. As for vinyl, many classic albums are being remixed...

What in the holy fuck

That’s more skimo. Not so much Chinese downhill. Hiking back up the bowl to Corbett’s and then down?
Fuck me sideways that’s a right nasty contest. At least do four...

I would crank the heels before cranking forward pressure.

10 toes. 12 heels.

You might even drop lower in the toes. The toe is usually what saves your leg/knee. Heels? Meh.

Yes. I pay for Spotify premium. Just to listen to albums.

My question remains. Does anyone make albums these days?
E.g for the stoooopids. A deliberate arrangement of songs in order. To be...

Or, light up his email, claiming child support.
You can’t throw a bomb in a lake and not expect repercussions

PS. Glad I quoted the one post jong before he self deleted. Lol

Wait. I thought the holy underwear protected me.

Now you say I need a mask? Or two?

363268

Do albums exist? Great few decades of music history. Where the order of multiple songs mattered. A tapestry. Love them.

Today? Not so much.

Holy fuck.

I want to know how this story ends

Fucking statins

You’ll be dead in a few decades. RIP

First question. Why are you falling? JK.

If your just slightly off balance, turn up the heels. Pre release is different than major flail off balance release.

It’s not unusual to run heel din...

I almost died. Wish it were you instead

“Hugs”

GladeMeisterbater got shit on for his comment. But it’s a legit statement.

The one time I almost died n a tree well was turning in front of a pine. Caught edge and went into it head first.
...

Maze?

Off your meds?

Write a letter to your drama teacher Prime Minister.

I paid a mag for bindings, $75, and PayPal hit me $3.50 international exchange fee.
Fucking Canada used to be northern us.

$41 duty is...

https://www.dpsskis.com/blogs/stories/dps-powder-skis-a-historical-retrospective

Sad. DPS without Drake is just skiing dentists.

Can’t wait until he is free to invent again.

They claim...

My backcountry pack holds my boots.
That’s my carryon.

Been a decade or more.

30 years ago in jh. Similar shitshow.
Grabbed tree branches. Used one pole to click out. At least then I was feet first in the well.

Can’t imagine a snowboard, with no way to release.

Saw...

Fucking clipped tickets my whole youth.

Jackson hole. No scanners on the upper chairs.

One day ticket would allow all your friends, any amount, to ski the upper mountain. All day. Just needed...

Fucking awesome.

Can anyone explain those tight spines? I get the ridgelines, but a few of those photos are super steep, super tight spines. It seems unpossible.
...

Yep. Last week. Clueless old lady. Fwd. was just about to tell her to get out. Then another pusher showed up and we got her out with wheels spinning 30mph.

Wtf. If you’re that old, you once knew...

Not sure about the fishing.

But I see a restraining order in his future.

The oracle knows.

Wtf. Does he iron those every morning?
Nice crease

Cool pic.

Best bag ever. Great price too.

I say it’s legal.

Do that. And mount rear view mirrors on your head so you don’t have that drag on your face from twisting sideways.

Or tuck so deep you look under your legs.

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