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  1. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Fuck. Pouring one out for you Horatio. Travel...

    Fuck. Pouring one out for you Horatio. Travel well.
  2. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Hey. Don't be harshing on his mellow. I'm his...

    Hey. Don't be harshing on his mellow. I'm his number one fan.
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    "Doc, I couldn't leave town right now if I tried."

    "Doc, I couldn't leave town right now if I tried."
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    And THAT is what SOS buttons are for. Hope she's...

    And THAT is what SOS buttons are for. Hope she's ok.
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    The fault is gonna be sprayed all over everything...

    The fault is gonna be sprayed all over everything it will possibly stick to using an old industrial strength shit spreader. Ultimate fault my ass.
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    Yes, I can. Sign me up.

    Yes, I can. Sign me up.
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    Jeezus, some of will be ready for shot #4 by then.

    Jeezus, some of will be ready for shot #4 by then.
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    Or a new sister wife

    Or a new sister wife
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    Jayzus H Christ, please learn to type like the...

    Jayzus H Christ, please learn to type like the rest of us.
  10. Slower. Please, those strokes are too fast.

    Slower. Please, those strokes are too fast.
  11. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Shit that annoys me: I watched Miss Mayhem run...

    Shit that annoys me: I watched Miss Mayhem run across the road directly in front of a car this morning. In typical teenager fashion she denied it. I can't really make her an indoor cat at this...
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    I've seen blank ammo called live ammo in the...

    I've seen blank ammo called live ammo in the movie set context in a number of articles quoting prop people and armorers. I don't care to go find them.
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    Rock the fartbag!

    Rock the fartbag!
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    Thats what she said.

    Thats what she said.
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    Fir your sake I hope your wife is on the same...

    Fir your sake I hope your wife is on the same page with that.
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    You're a cable provider or streaming service? ...

    You're a cable provider or streaming service? Cool.
  17. This post needs love.

    This post needs love.
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    Did you ask if they identify as assholes?

    Did you ask if they identify as assholes?
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    Oh, c'mon. No love for a corny pun?

    Oh, c'mon. No love for a corny pun?
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    Does it also take your coax and doubles as the...

    Does it also take your coax and doubles as the converter? Because the X1 does both jobs. Its got TV, its got apps like Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, peacock, etc. The peacock app on the x1 sucks green...
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    I didn't lock my heels down until I was 40. It...

    I didn't lock my heels down until I was 40. It was all downhill from there. ;)
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    What's a flex box? I have an x1 box that's...

    What's a flex box? I have an x1 box that's probably way out of date.
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    I was thinking the dad killed Brian. But maybe...

    I was thinking the dad killed Brian. But maybe it was the mom. Or she dumped the body. https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/26/us/brian-laundrie-police-errors/index.html
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    I dig the glasses.

    I dig the glasses.
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    This.

    This.
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    I was quoting the movie...

    I was quoting the movie...
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    "It's a damn mini-gun!!!"

    "It's a damn mini-gun!!!"
  28. That's a boonerism.

    That's a boonerism.
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    Fify

    Fify
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    Bahha. Ghosted by interviewees. About fucking...

    Bahha. Ghosted by interviewees. About fucking time. Foo's on the other shit now. I was pretty fucking pissed off at not even getting an automated 'you suck' letter for the handful of applications...
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    Lol about the Schwabs. Stingy mofos. My sister...

    Lol about the Schwabs. Stingy mofos. My sister lives in the BaWü portion.
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    Um, you live in NH. Alabama of New England. I...

    Um, you live in NH. Alabama of New England. I don't think you'll notice the red.
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    Todd Parker? Is that you? Start down low with...

    Todd Parker? Is that you?

    Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, Ten coats of competition orange, hand rubbed laquer with a huplane manifold,

    Full...
  34. Thread: View right now

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    How's that handle at speed in the chicane?

    How's that handle at speed in the chicane?
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    The annoyance of this is outweighed by the...

    The annoyance of this is outweighed by the amusement. Latest tele-scammer had animals making noise in the background. I definitely heard some kind of rooster. He still got the hang up treatment. ...
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    Heh. I like to keep my kids guessing. Thing #3...

    Heh. I like to keep my kids guessing. Thing #3 has pulled a few really stellar moves. I often manage a nonchalant "that was dumb."
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    Realized I wasn't that specific. I threw out the...

    Realized I wasn't that specific. I threw out the nasty dried out bits. The remainder went in a stew. It was pretty good.

    Big pile chicken chunks
    Carrot
    Celery
    Onion
    Basil
    Oregano
    Thyme...
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    Ya want a medal or something for being so...

    Ya want a medal or something for being so reasonable?
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    Time consuming, yes, harder, not really. It's a...

    Time consuming, yes, harder, not really. It's a question of laziness.
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    lolz

    lolz
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    Freezer [burnt] chicken breasts with no date,...

    Freezer [burnt] chicken breasts with no date, probably post start of pandemic. I cut the worst spots off and threw them in a stew.
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    Lol. So you didn't read the thread, did you? Do...

    Lol. So you didn't read the thread, did you? Do you always do your homework on the bus?
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    I'm thinking the armorer is the one who loaded...

    I'm thinking the armorer is the one who loaded the real round. Or someone pretty far along in the custody chain. In this scenario the person is trying to fuck the AD.
  44. So you really should have gotten the rabies shots...

    So you really should have gotten the rabies shots after all.
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    Do you even lift, brah?

    Do you even lift, brah?
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    Oh, I am definitely not an expert.

    Oh, I am definitely not an expert.
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    That's fucked up. Some people need dick punches...

    That's fucked up. Some people need dick punches for that.
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    Pairs with?

    Pairs with?
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    I'm actually seriously Wonder if someone ...

    I'm actually seriously Wonder if someone purposefully snuck a real loaded round in there to prove a point based on the safety concerns.
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    That's what she said.

    That's what she said.
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