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    Bananaphone, you say?

    Bananaphone, you say?
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    You're right, but what kind of a wack question is...

    You're right, but what kind of a wack question is that? If her head's under water, how she's supposed to answer the question?
  3. The thing about fortune cookies is, most...

    The thing about fortune cookies is, most Americans think they're Chinese but they were invented in America and spread from here.
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    No name yet as far as I know but heeeere's...

    No name yet as far as I know but heeeere's Frankie!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXgey15I4pA

    Apparently it's just New York and surrounding areas so I guess I'm good.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRm7j2UL3YY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRm7j2UL3YY
  6. Thread: Fuck Cancer

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    I remember that, L. What a crazy thing to have...

    I remember that, L. What a crazy thing to have happened.
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    Storm could easily still miss, Benny. Couple...

    Storm could easily still miss, Benny. Couple hundred miles on the track and it's a different ballgame. They've been calling this storm since like Sunday, that usually guarantees it will be nothing.
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    I believe he lives in Aspen and that the empty...

    I believe he lives in Aspen and that the empty homes he's talking about belong to wealthy folks who aren't there much but who don't rent. I'm not sure what a tax on STRs does to those folks but not...
  9. Thread: Brass in Pocket

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    I gotta say my esteem for her has risen quite a...

    I gotta say my esteem for her has risen quite a bit since 2005.
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    You can have it all, TR.

    You can have it all, TR.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI
  12. Thread: Boat Porn!

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    Pretty posh in there, nice work.

    Pretty posh in there, nice work.
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    ha, I guessed that's what it was. "What...

    ha, I guessed that's what it was.

    "What problems have been fixed with taxation?" is the dumbest question I've heard in a long time.
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    He also knows the value of a well-invested trust...

    He also knows the value of a well-invested trust fund and a long-awaited inheritance, so he's got all the bases covered.
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    Well at least now they won't get covid. Sorry...

    Well at least now they won't get covid.

    Sorry man.
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    Yeah I'm gonna give a shot man. Cool about the...

    Yeah I'm gonna give a shot man. Cool about the passes thanks.
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    haha I was wondering if anyone would pick up on...

    haha I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.
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    No, this was his third start. B's controlled the...

    No, this was his third start. B's controlled the action almost all night but Rask let in a couple he'd like to have back. The other games he played pretty well.
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    It doesn't have a doomy-sounding Greek name,...

    It doesn't have a doomy-sounding Greek name, don't worry about it.
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    Where are the mothballs in your scenario? ...

    Where are the mothballs in your scenario?

    Tools are in a toolbox. Toolbox is apparently in a garage. Is the garage an essential part of this alchemy?
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    You could charitably say that Rask was not at his...

    You could charitably say that Rask was not at his sharpest tonight.
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    It's not that bad, the ocean definitely has a...

    It's not that bad, the ocean definitely has a moderating influence. Much milder than 10 miles inland. Most days somewhere around 30, plus or minus. Damp cold when it's gray, which is pretty often.
    ...
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    Only because money buys sex. It's all for sex,...

    Only because money buys sex. It's all for sex, make no mistake. Sex is the enemy.
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    History shows again and again how nature points...

    History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.
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    Corporations coddled by money-hungry soulless...

    Corporations coddled by money-hungry soulless mainly Republican lawmakers sent those jobs to China Benny, not the elite you hate so much.
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    How about this one, hard enough? New music from...

    How about this one, hard enough? New music from Spoon. It's got a good sound. Album comes out Feb. 11


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4vl4T1hEuQ
  27. Thread: NFL 2021/2022

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    Right but either they down it and they're way...

    Right but either they down it and they're way back on like the 5, or they try to return it and burn clock. If you kick it out of the end zone, zero time comes off the clock and they have the ball at...
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    I wasn't aware Labatt's is big in the upstates.

    I wasn't aware Labatt's is big in the upstates.
  29. Thread: NFL 2021/2022

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    The vaunted Bills D looked like the Pats D of...

    The vaunted Bills D looked like the Pats D of last week. The Chiefs not much if any better though.
  30. Thread: NFL 2021/2022

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    Is it even possible to say that one quarterback...

    Is it even possible to say that one quarterback played better than the other tonight?
  31. Thread: NFL 2021/2022

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    Nah, Romo even said it, they shoulda pooched it a...

    Nah, Romo even said it, they shoulda pooched it a bit, put it just short of the line. Make them field it and eat some time.
  32. Thread: NFL 2021/2022

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    The NFL's OT rules are wack. KC should kick off...

    The NFL's OT rules are wack. KC should kick off after the TD and the Bills should've gotten the ball. There's way too much weight on the coin flip as it is.
  33. Thread: I'm back

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    alright alright but still

    alright alright

    but still
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    cmon man that was decent

    cmon man that was decent
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    His whole career he passed up good shots.

    His whole career he passed up good shots.
  36. Thread: I'm back

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    But presumably he was at least closer to one...

    But presumably he was at least closer to one before he got into the plane and flew into the wilderness.
  37. Thread: I'm back

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    If you're hungry and it's freezing, why would you...

    If you're hungry and it's freezing, why would you fly away from all the restaurants?
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    Find some puddles and drive through them fast...

    Find some puddles and drive through them fast when it does. Presto, underwash.
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    DIY crwashes are going extinct? Had no idea....

    DIY crwashes are going extinct? Had no idea. There's one a couple miles away with 4 bays, it stays busy as far as I can tell.
  40. Thread: Fuck Cancer

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    oof. Good on you going. It had to be rough.

    oof. Good on you going. It had to be rough.
  41. Thread: Fuck Cancer

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    um, she needs to get to a good oncologist, stat....

    um, she needs to get to a good oncologist, stat. Preferably at a good cancer center.
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    you just have to dowse for it. Seems like magic...

    you just have to dowse for it. Seems like magic and I don't believe in magic but I believe in dowsing, I've done it and it works.
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    Did your friend check all the bathrooms closely?...

    Did your friend check all the bathrooms closely? 14 gph isn't a very fast leak, a toilet could easily leak that quite quietly. It'd be audible but you might have to listen closely.
  44. Thread: Spatacular

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    SFB has a bunch of them in various states of...

    SFB has a bunch of them in various states of repair. They used to make my hips hurt the next day, they work a different set of muscles than I normally use skiing.
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    Nice. I've got a fairly minty pair too. Also a...

    Nice. I've got a fairly minty pair too. Also a pair of No Ka Oi's. Neither of them has been on the snow for quite a while
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    That phone's either defective or ancient. Time...

    That phone's either defective or ancient. Time for action.
  47. Thread: Trucks.

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    I don't have any big ideas, but how much do you...

    I don't have any big ideas, but how much do you drive it? Is a second car an option, only drive the van when you have to? Just curious.
  48. Huh. Yeah, definitely thought 25 at most.

    Huh. Yeah, definitely thought 25 at most.
  49. Thread: Free Shift Meal

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    No no it's a vegetable.

    No no it's a vegetable.
  50. Rough day for the big guys. Louie Anderson also...

    Rough day for the big guys. Louie Anderson also died today. Funny guy. RIP


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRe1CeGe7g
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