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    Well, the wifi cuts in and out about 3 times...

    Well, the wifi cuts in and out about 3 times during the ride and the seats are cold by the 3rd tower. So, if that counts.
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    The platter lift wasn't running yesterday and 2...

    The platter lift wasn't running yesterday and 2 snowboarders ride up to the bottom. One of them looks up at all the retracted platters and asks his buddy something like, "If this was running, we'd...
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    Yeah, but does it telegraph?

    Yeah, but does it telegraph?
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    Thankfully, there are still lots of gapers that...

    Thankfully, there are still lots of gapers that ask this question.
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    Today, at a quad chair with a half full maze and...

    Today, at a quad chair with a half full maze and filling up quickly. We're rolling onto the ramp with a completed group of 4, a single slides next to/in front of us.

    We say to him, "Hey, we...
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    As gaper as powder ribbons are, I actually saw a...

    As gaper as powder ribbons are, I actually saw a successful retrieval yesterday using those lame things.
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    It's ok, you're more important than the bus with...

    It's ok, you're more important than the bus with 50 people on it. They can wait.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190124/4bf263a47a10a01757750c65b87cfd78.jpg
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    I know that's part of the park rat fashion show,...

    I know that's part of the park rat fashion show, but it's also good sun protection. Gotta keep it covered now or it's gonna be option b later on.
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    That was one of the best things I have ever seen....

    That was one of the best things I have ever seen. Amazing skill followed by amazing ineptitude.
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    Or zip his coat. Or doing a pizza when he should...

    Or zip his coat. Or doing a pizza when he should french fry.
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    A perfectly honest question from your wife. I've...

    A perfectly honest question from your wife. I've never been there, but I probably would have the same question. Sounds like you're a jerk.
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    That would be ill-advised. Whatever they were...

    That would be ill-advised. Whatever they were smoking seems likely to knock anybody back to second grade, maybe permanently.
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    Did he stomp on your skis?

    Did he stomp on your skis?
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    I don't see the difference between him reading a...

    I don't see the difference between him reading a trail map from afar versus bunny reading a trail map while having a latte next to the tram.
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    Now that's a gaper quote.

    Now that's a gaper quote.
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    ^ zero swing weight and he couldn't even pull off...

    ^ zero swing weight and he couldn't even pull off a 3.
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    Wow, you really get worked up and snap at people...

    Wow, you really get worked up and snap at people on here over very small things. I mean, old goat, while old and a goat, tends to be pretty level headed on this forum, and certainly not bitter.
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    You must be an orthopedic dentist in his area.

    You must be an orthopedic dentist in his area.
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    I watched a guy walking to download the gondola...

    I watched a guy walking to download the gondola drop his skis. He then hit them with his pole in anger and said yelled "bad ski" at them.
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    Mr president?

    Mr president?
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    Spoken just like someone who skis used snow like...

    Spoken just like someone who skis used snow like some sort of rube.
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    Shoulda peed on it. Totally frozen.

    Shoulda peed on it. Totally frozen.
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    Iceman is on the mend and back on skis!?

    Iceman is on the mend and back on skis!?
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    That's so Vail.

    That's so Vail.
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    Must be rog.

    Must be rog.
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    Your username sounds like something a gaper would...

    Your username sounds like something a gaper would say.
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    Your user name says otherwise.

    Your user name says otherwise.
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    I thought you already vowed to never come back to...

    I thought you already vowed to never come back to summit county at all?
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    Clearly you've never experienced the luxury of...

    Clearly you've never experienced the luxury of rear entries ;)
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    I've always used a whoop system for keeping track...

    I've always used a whoop system for keeping track of ski partners in the woods. Everybody has their distinct variation.

    Anything but the white trash America mating call: woop woop.
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    That belongs in the "my wife is better than...

    That belongs in the "my wife is better than yours" thread.
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    How could you see that glorious set up on not...

    How could you see that glorious set up on not one, but two!, pairs of skis, and not stick around to see them in action?
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    Rog?

    Rog?
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    Dps skis do have shitty graphics. I mean, yellow,...

    Dps skis do have shitty graphics. I mean, yellow, really? The red ones are better.
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    The evolution of a gaper.

    The evolution of a gaper.
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    Free AC

    Free AC
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    It's like that guy that uses the urinal directly...

    It's like that guy that uses the urinal directly next to you when he could have easily left a gap and appeased all pissing parties.
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    I bet the snow eaters were from the good ol' usa

    I bet the snow eaters were from the good ol' usa
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    Why aren't more people quoting the gaper bragging...

    Why aren't more people quoting the gaper bragging about 6th chair?
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    The motor only has one wire? I think I found the...

    The motor only has one wire? I think I found the problem. Damn copper thieves
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    Not a gaper quote, they're 90% right.

    Not a gaper quote, they're 90% right.
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    Ski instructor bragging to his group of clients:...

    Ski instructor bragging to his group of clients: "I rode up with the mayor of Vail."

    Client: "The mayor of Vail?"

    Instructor: "Yeah, he's a buddy of mine."

    The whole exchange reminded me of...
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    Where's Benny to tell us how to properly unload a...

    Where's Benny to tell us how to properly unload a chairlift? Or is his expertise in loading?
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    Off piste?

    Off piste?
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    At A Basin last weekend: (Watching a patroller...

    At A Basin last weekend:

    (Watching a patroller ski cut runs from the chairlift) "Is that how they start the moguls? If it is, they should stop, I hate moguls."
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    They were on the ev bootpack and were doing the...

    They were on the ev bootpack and were doing the lower traverse to mushroom bowl, towards the kitchen. The clients told me they were doing the other side, into mushroom. Too bad the instructor had...
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    Today I saw a ski instructor leading his clients...

    Today I saw a ski instructor leading his clients to ski out-of-bounds avalanche terrain with a danger rating of considerable. I was hiking up to ski another line and asked the clients if they knew...
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    Always gotta have a multi-tool for quick binding...

    Always gotta have a multi-tool for quick binding adjustments
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    What is his job? Mob hit-man?

    What is his job? Mob hit-man?
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    Courtesy of Dunfee: ...

    Courtesy of Dunfee:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiy9hzkvIdI

    cringe
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