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    No, no, you're supposed to say you got inquiries...

    No, no, you're supposed to say you got inquiries and asked some ridiculous amount in return. Then you'll feel so much better swinging your penis in cyberspace.
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    Oh, sure, the gun owners of America are all going...

    Oh, sure, the gun owners of America are all going to listen to him talk about gun safety. Right.
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    He'll make a joke about it on SNL in a few years.

    He'll make a joke about it on SNL in a few years.
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    Isn't it a little strange that IKON would brand a...

    Isn't it a little strange that IKON would brand a pack that will be used primarily away from resorts? Or, at least, encourage non resort skiing in the long run?
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    I don't know what LPV flooring means, but, if...

    I don't know what LPV flooring means, but, if it's the run of the mill composite everywhere in the house, then, yup. First sign of flipping.
  6. Gang pee on a cop?

    Gang pee on a cop?
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    This reminds me of the beginning of the film...

    This reminds me of the beginning of the film Brazil, when the fly gets squished on that police report, and some poor schmuck gets nailed.
    ...
  8. Dude, cruise control. Set it at 59-60. Too many...

    Dude, cruise control. Set it at 59-60. Too many places for them to hide, unless it's been raining a lot lor snow in winter. Even then, they gotcha.

    Saw Mill is the same, but, really enjoyed...
  9. Hah, yeah, I was just thinking about this song...

    Hah, yeah, I was just thinking about this song that was a staple of FM radio for, like, forever, and one of the greatest pop songs all about inequality and pop star celebrity.

    Life is rich.

    ...
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    Jezuz. I have heard stories of driving away from...

    Jezuz. I have heard stories of driving away from a front wheel, and , I totally understand, considering my edible habit, but, an entire bike?

    Dude had to be on his third post ride beer.
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    UA7HzEdWAe8

    UA7HzEdWAe8
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    X2
  13. Old rock stars are still shaking off the...

    Old rock stars are still shaking off the groupies. May not be twenty year olds, but he probably appreciates experience over cute and bubbly.

    I mean, Lemmy was practically dead and was getting...
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    Lift tickets are a lot cheaper over there. Pretty...

    Lift tickets are a lot cheaper over there. Pretty much everything is. What's your point?
  15. But check the toilet bowl high on the wall that...

    But check the toilet bowl high on the wall that has one of the old chain pulls. Most likely a pistol stashed up there.
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    You have zero knowledge of how international...

    You have zero knowledge of how international finance is intertwined, I see.

    Damnit, I responded.
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    https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/1450450907...

    https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/1450450907846565889?s=20
  18. He probably still gets a lot of pussy, and it...

    He probably still gets a lot of pussy, and it ain't dry humping pussy.
  19. Thread: Trucks.

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    Same market.

    Same market.
  20. And wound up rich and married to a top model and...

    And wound up rich and married to a top model and not living in a small town in upstate.
  21. Thread: Trucks.

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    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/l...

    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/lament-for-the-pickup-truck/
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    Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211019/1e96df8...

    Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211019/1e96df823476c4490a29fa6ef0d991a0.jpg
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    Once we lose the military, it's full on Nazi...

    Once we lose the military, it's full on Nazi times.

    https://www.opb.org/article/2021/10/15/dozens-of-oregon-law-enforcement-officers-joined-far-right-oath-keepers-militia/
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    This isn't going to be a crash or bubble pop....

    This isn't going to be a crash or bubble pop. It's going to be musical chairs. Starting now, a lot of people are going to be like David Byrne in one of his more popular songs. "How did I get here?"...
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    I kinda get the feeling this is pretty much...

    I kinda get the feeling this is pretty much nationwide. Generally.
  26. Still upstate as fuck. It's like seeing your...

    Still upstate as fuck.

    It's like seeing your uncle showered and sporting a fresh haircut wearing a clean jacket and pants at Sally's wedding.
  27. Oh, well, sure, movin' on up! Betcha they got the...

    Oh, well, sure, movin' on up! Betcha they got the Johnnie Walker Black behind the bar today.
  28. No, you really don't. Trust us.

    No, you really don't. Trust us.
  29. Wow, that, as the phrase goes, is upstate as fuck.

    Wow, that, as the phrase goes, is upstate as fuck.
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    They found a new drug. May explain this epidemic...

    They found a new drug. May explain this epidemic of catalytic converter theft.
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    Man, I would think that an asset like a rentable...

    Man, I would think that an asset like a rentable ski area condo that has been locked into an inflation protected cost and is seeing double digit income increases practically every year is a stupid...
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    That data is for sale, you know. It's the new...

    That data is for sale, you know. It's the new oil. Alterra has sold it to many by now.
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    Never fails, year in, year out. Skiers will stand...

    Never fails, year in, year out. Skiers will stand in line for an hour after paying good money for the WROD at Abasin early, but ignore a powder day in April.
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    https://lithub.com/a-glorious-mess-on-confronting-...

    https://lithub.com/a-glorious-mess-on-confronting-the-complexities-of-storytelling-with-anthony-bourdain/
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    Ha, yeah.

    Ha, yeah.
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    That's not guido.

    That's not guido.
  37. Yeah. Although I got passed last week by a BMW...

    Yeah. Although I got passed last week by a BMW doing, maybe, a hundred, and thought, good luck, amigo. Funny, a few miles up the road, no exits, a cop sitting there. How did BMW dude get through that?
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    Wow, the wave? Agreed.

    Wow, the wave? Agreed.
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    You don't want to waste one of seven Abasin days...

    You don't want to waste one of seven Abasin days on the ribbon of death.
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    https://www.instagram.com/p/CU-3diRFC7R/?utm_mediu...

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CU-3diRFC7R/?utm_medium=copy_link
  41. I drove through the Sella Ronda resort towns a...

    I drove through the Sella Ronda resort towns a few years ago in mid November. It was cold as fuck, so the guns were blasting, and an early surprise storm gave Austria a foot and a half and made the...
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    I mean, it would fit quite well in a Staten...

    I mean, it would fit quite well in a Staten Island hood.
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    I was doing a few rides up in the hills over...

    I was doing a few rides up in the hills over Saratoga lake last week and was shocked to see this monstrosity on the side of what was the most serene and pretty road up there, home to a championship...
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    Just...a little shy of the series... ...

    Just...a little shy of the series...

    https://www.mlb.com/news/featured/bob-uecker-role-in-brewers-history-2021-playoff-run
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    This is the best ski lesson value, hands down....

    This is the best ski lesson value, hands down. The beginner week is a little more intense.
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    https://twitter.com/remingtonreid/status/144841708...

    https://twitter.com/remingtonreid/status/1448417086380945409?s=20
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    You just don't jiggle the handle like mine?

    You just don't jiggle the handle like mine?
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    And the whole ski and business world.

    And the whole ski and business world.
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    Dude, they were paying jack for the land lease...

    Dude, they were paying jack for the land lease before Betty in legal or where ever fucked up and didnt mark the calendar. Why would they sell it? Sure Vail overpaid, I suppose, but, have you been to...
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    Let's not forget that that company lost it's cash...

    Let's not forget that that company lost it's cash cow, Park City, to a clerical error.
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