Little suicidal ungs?

You might be a haole if...

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I've been bitten by a lot more snow snakes than sharks in my life.

What is with you guys and the sand phobia?

People spend unbelievable money on fishing gear too, and it's always technical and evolving and changing like ski gear. Plus there's clothes, and survival stuff, it goes on and on.

Fishing and boating have a little gear associated with them my man.

I'm sure that story's at least as common in skiing as surfing. Plus there's that whole mountain town suicide thing.

Cougars.