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    Ok Karen. Have another glass of white wine with...

    Ok Karen. Have another glass of white wine with the Xanax.
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    Somewhere I hear the execs at Spotify laughing.

    Somewhere I hear the execs at Spotify laughing.
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    You'll get snow. I left and took my powder skis...

    You'll get snow. I left and took my powder skis with me.
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    What are they dying of? Are hospitals recording...

    What are they dying of? Are hospitals recording other deaths as Covid? I also read that 45 percent of supposed Covid admissions are just other issues that brought them into hospitals, and, poof,...
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    No, vax status is important. The vaxxed aren't...

    No, vax status is important. The vaxxed aren't dying or getting seriously sick.
    And vax slows and stops the spread.
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    You're not very bright.

    You're not very bright.
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    I never paid for it. With cash.

    I never paid for it.

    With cash.
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    Oh Jezuz man, Clinton passed NAFTA. Deregulated...

    Oh Jezuz man, Clinton passed NAFTA. Deregulated the banks. It's both fucking parties.

    Money is the enemy.
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    Will you fucking calm down. For fucks sake. You...

    Will you fucking calm down. For fucks sake. You sound like a hysterical menopausal woman. JFC.

    A recent survey of 50,000 Omicron cases had zero deaths. Average hospital stay was 48 hours, and...
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    Ain't just her. It's the entire "well educated"...

    Ain't just her. It's the entire "well educated" elite establishment that has been talking down to most of America for decades. "Why don't they just learn to code?" They got theirs sending all the...
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    Oh, sure, you and I and a lot of skiers. But most...

    Oh, sure, you and I and a lot of skiers. But most people don't ski. They saw Portland in August, and now they're stuck there in January ready to murder someone.
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    Yeah, Deplorables. How did that one work out?

    Yeah, Deplorables. How did that one work out?
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    I just think that there are going to be a...

    I just think that there are going to be a shitload of people that went into a bidding war in a place they maybe only visited, if that, sitting there with crappy cable, if they even have cable, in the...
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    Seriously, I knew players second hand on our...

    Seriously, I knew players second hand on our pretty big time basketball team that were illiterate.
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    Christ, has any of those shoppers lived through a...

    Christ, has any of those shoppers lived through a Portland winter?
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    Shaming and insulting people will not work.

    Shaming and insulting people will not work.
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    You see, just turn the fucking TV and internet...

    You see, just turn the fucking TV and internet off, and it's as though it never happened.
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    Where?

    Where?
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    Someday I'll have enough money to add something...

    Someday I'll have enough money to add something like that to my toy pile, and a garage big enough to hold it all.
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    The male Karen in the group.

    The male Karen in the group.
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    The last people you want to hear from is the...

    The last people you want to hear from is the likes of the NYT at this point. Fear is money.
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    Yeeha!

    Yeeha!
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    More proof jocks are generally stupid people.

    More proof jocks are generally stupid people.
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    Follow up podcast to a previous podcast I posted...

    Follow up podcast to a previous podcast I posted a few weeks ago.

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/1WvMl4lvvVCnwXP04pgdFo?si=xrEx_cs2QLC10phd7-Yjxw&utm_source=copy-link
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    That was something.

    That was something.
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    Yup. How many times have the hucksters tried to...

    Yup. How many times have the hucksters tried to bury Buffett?
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    And, ironically, it's the taxpayers of coastal...

    And, ironically, it's the taxpayers of coastal states and cities that are funding the incredible inflation of housing in low tax resort states. Not only relatively wealthy California public workers...
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    Sorry, but, if I saw God on a pair in those...

    Sorry, but, if I saw God on a pair in those conditions, I would think, well, that explains why the world is so screwed up.
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    If my last Full Tilts had replaceable toe pieces...

    If my last Full Tilts had replaceable toe pieces I'd still be in them.
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    Chicago. ...

    Chicago.

    https://mcmansionhell.com/post/672504597059911680/suburban-chicago-mcmansions-follow-a-dark-logic
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    Subarus. And I hate traction control, too, for...

    Subarus.

    And I hate traction control, too, for the same reason you do. Always turn it off when I can.
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    Holy crap, it has a moat. ...

    Holy crap, it has a moat.

    https://twitter.com/rebeccamakkai/status/1482049099717386240?s=20
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    Especially if she makes fresh pasta.

    Especially if she makes fresh pasta.
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    Generally speaking, if you have some reasonable...

    Generally speaking, if you have some reasonable money, you can live comfortably there. Marry in, and then, gold. Euro citizen, and free health care.
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    And the horribly inflated cash value of their...

    And the horribly inflated cash value of their California home. A million bucks goes far in Boise.
  36. Rizzuto always said he had no idea what that...

    Rizzuto always said he had no idea what that would turn into.
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    So Benjamin can go off and ski a WROD on a...

    So Benjamin can go off and ski a WROD on a snowless brown mountain in China in between Bob Costas athlete human interest profiles while the real skiers rest up for real ski racing on real ski...
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    Face timing in public with the speaker phone a...

    Face timing in public with the speaker phone a few feet from other people. What the fuck.
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    The Forerunner

    Just spent ten days renting a Forerunner on a western trip. No snow, but I was in Death Valley for four days on tough roads, and just today on the way back to the Vegas airport I put the 4wd to use...
  40. But shorter than one may use in the west. I'm on...

    But shorter than one may use in the west. I'm on a Mantra like ski in the trees and powder, the Meier Doc, but, at 174 for shorter turns, and I keep them sharp. My Voikl M102s are awesome for fast...
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    Have two.

    Have two.
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    Love that gas station they blew a hole into the...

    Love that gas station they blew a hole into the side of the hill to create.
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    The average American outside of trophy cities is...

    The average American outside of trophy cities is unaffected by STRs. This is such a TGR bro problem in their trust fundy world.
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    The dog patrol shirts at Squaw are super lame.

    The dog patrol shirts at Squaw are super lame.
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    Somebody's got too much ass juice in their beards

    Somebody's got too much ass juice in their beards
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    Chicks hate facial hair, in case you haven't...

    Chicks hate facial hair, in case you haven't heard.
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    Yeah, ski patroller told me mid station at the...

    Yeah, ski patroller told me mid station at the top of K22 with a little trail modification.
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    Not really. I looked at a lot of places during...

    Not really. I looked at a lot of places during the carnage. But, no way I'll live in some places, no matter how cheap they are. I mean, Boise was pretty meh at 125,000, now it's absurd at 500,000.
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    No, I call him lucky. But, he still lives in Reno.

    No, I call him lucky. But, he still lives in Reno.
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    Twenty? Shit, 30, in your hood. Condos were...

    Twenty? Shit, 30, in your hood. Condos were trading for pocket change in Summit after the S&L crisis cleared.
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