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    I thought those were mouse traps?

    I thought those were mouse traps?
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    What happens to a boarder when he sits on the...

    What happens to a boarder when he sits on the snow for too long???


    He gets polaroids.
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    I’d hate to ask how you know this specific scent....

    I’d hate to ask how you know this specific scent.


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    East Coast Roll Call 23/24_The Guns Are Blowing

    What is the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy?

    The first one you come as you are. The second, you Arrrr as you cum.

    If that doesn’t make it snow, nothing will.
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    They have blacks at Stratton? Who knew. ...

    They have blacks at Stratton? Who knew.


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    Do you have two pairs of ski pants or do you have...

    Do you have two pairs of ski pants or do you have the option of turning one pair inside out? This seems like important information for us to have.
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    If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… ...

    If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

    … and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

    European.
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    Did you hear about the constipated accountant? ...

    Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

    He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil.
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    Beats the alternative?

    Beats the alternative?
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    Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? No one. ...

    Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?

    No one. They both eat out.
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    Why do elephants paint their testicles red? To...

    Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

    To hide in cherry trees.

    Ever seen one? No? It works.

    What's the loudest sound in the forest?

    Giraffes eating cherries.
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    What's better than eating a Mandarin? Eating...

    What's better than eating a Mandarin?

    Eating Amanda out.
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    Pico skied like a dream today but WOOF the snow...

    Pico skied like a dream today but WOOF the snow is disappearing fast.


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    I'm not sure that's a chicken dinner I want to...

    I'm not sure that's a chicken dinner I want to eat.
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    Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table? ...

    Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table?


    Sir Cumference.
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    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099800/characters/nm...

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099800/characters/nm0930254

    We be greased.
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    Does anyone here know any jokes? Sent from...

    Does anyone here know any jokes?


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    PISS OFF!!!!

    PISS OFF!!!!
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    If you think his poles are impressive you should...

    If you think his poles are impressive you should see the sum' bitch ski....
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    And here I thought it was all about Dentistry. ...

    And here I thought it was all about Dentistry. Silly me.
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    Upwards and onwards! 488403 Sent from my...

    Upwards and onwards!

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    Quiet day at the local bump. 488387 488389...

    Quiet day at the local bump.

    488387

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    Fuk da soup, how about a cookie??? 488243 ...

    Fuk da soup, how about a cookie???

    488243


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    Sunshine Funshine! 485688 485689 485690...

    Sunshine Funshine!

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    485127 485128 Tasty tunes and soup was on the...

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    Tasty tunes and soup was on the menu!!!


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    Ya but we have banned knuckle draggers.

    Ya but we have banned knuckle draggers.
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    Bullshit. It's at Tuckermans in Maine.

    Bullshit. It's at Tuckermans in Maine.
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    Rumble at Killington!!!!!

    Rumble at Killington!!!!!
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    POWDER DAY!!!!

    POWDER DAY!!!!
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    The old Agony under that slow double was a hell...

    The old Agony under that slow double was a hell of a run.


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    The Original General Store! 479216 Sent...

    The Original General Store!

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    That guy almost looks like he knows what he’s...

    That guy almost looks like he knows what he’s doing. Almost. [emoji56][emoji851]🥸


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    Just like James Brown, they be movin' and groovin!

    Just like James Brown, they be movin' and groovin!
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    Is this where they coined the term "monkeys...

    Is this where they coined the term "monkeys fucking a football????" ;)
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    It's all about a strong finish.

    It's all about a strong finish.
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    East Coast Roll Call 23/24_The Guns Are Blowing

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    Strange, they did not have a Pimpin Ho Ho Ho show at the MCSB.


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    478700 Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums...

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    Ugh. Sorry. I try my best not to hate but I...

    Ugh. Sorry. I try my best not to hate but I really, really REALLY don't like those idiots.
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    To be fair it’s the same app that got those idiot...

    To be fair it’s the same app that got those idiot twins off the trails this year. ;)


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    And that bar is an all time fave… Sent from...

    And that bar is an all time fave…


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    I dunno - we have never been there on a great day...

    I dunno - we have never been there on a great day but have still managed to have a “wicked” good time. They do some righteous grooming.


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    Got our fully upgraded Indy Passes today - let...

    Got our fully upgraded Indy Passes today - let the grand soup tour begin!!!


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    Do porpoise turns count?

    Do porpoise turns count?
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    Please be certain to have your edge bevel set...

    Please be certain to have your edge bevel set properly.
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    Didja ski any triple back diamonds????

    Didja ski any triple back diamonds????
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    It's game on!!!!

    It's game on!!!!
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    And yes, that's four year old stoke;)

    And yes, that's four year old stoke;)
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    The Bottlewoman doing Bottlewoman things. No...

    The Bottlewoman doing Bottlewoman things. No dick to wave, here.

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    And here I am living in the past:( SAD.

    And here I am living in the past:( SAD.
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