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    People who are overly thankful to waitstaff. It's...

    People who are overly thankful to waitstaff. It's certainly not genuine appreciation.
    "Could I get another beer, that would be sooooo amazing"
    Beer delivered
    "Oh my god thank you soooo much, you...
  2. Thread: View right now

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    My suite has porthole-style windows. 301724

    My suite has porthole-style windows.
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  3. Thread: Who uses Airbnb?

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    If you enjoy sleeping on a pillow with crusted...

    If you enjoy sleeping on a pillow with crusted ejaculate on it, then AirBnB is a wise choice. Otherwise, I prefer hotels that are legally required to meet some level of cleanliness standard. Also, if...
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    Once my valet removes my tailored Stuart Hughes...

    Once my valet removes my tailored Stuart Hughes I'm ready to rumble.
    But yes, if you're in 'Nam, get a tailored suit. Quality work and materials for a fraction of what it costs on Savile Row or in...
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    I only fly privately now, so can't help you.

    I only fly privately now, so can't help you.
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    I'm referring to Wendover, UT. Never been to...

    I'm referring to Wendover, UT. Never been to Wendover, NV with all their degenerate gambling, drinking, drugging, and whatnot.
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    In some cultures ass is considered a delicacy....

    In some cultures ass is considered a delicacy. Canada for instance. Their heads are so far up their own poopchutes, they must love it more than poutine.
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    Wendover. It's like four ogdens.

    Wendover.
    It's like four ogdens.
  9. Thread: Your pronouns?

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  10. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    If I'm a guest in someone's home, I'll certainly...

    If I'm a guest in someone's home, I'll certainly call them whatever they identify as. Otherwise it would be rude and I'm not a savage. But to implement this nonsense across society, count me out.
  11. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    Was just chatting with an old chum I'm hoping to...

    Was just chatting with an old chum I'm hoping to stay with in NYC when I'm there in a couple weeks and told him about the new world of including preferred pronouns in email signatures at my company....
  12. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    299224 I guess we're required to call him that...

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    I guess we're required to call him that now. This kid is going places.
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    Whatever song they play at his funeral. ...

    Whatever song they play at his funeral.
    Parrotheads are the fucking worst
  14. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    Here's the sig from SHIFT with personal deets...

    Here's the sig from SHIFT with personal deets removed

    First Last (she/her)
    Title
    phone
    SHIFT | The Center for Jackson Hole
  15. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    Your pronouns?

    Some of my colleagues are now including their preferred pronouns in their email signatures. Likely only a matter of time before it becomes required for everyone in the company since we're so...
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    At first I thought that was me, then realized I...

    At first I thought that was me, then realized I don't wear maga hats nor marijuana leaf print shirts. Pro tip: Cop told me carrying bear spray for personal defense against other members of society is...
  17. Thread: Lobster

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    I've been eating Lobster Mac n Cheese at Spur 2x...

    I've been eating Lobster Mac n Cheese at Spur 2x week. Should only be a sometimes treat but its fucking addicting!
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    Focusing on my dental practice and spending more...

    Focusing on my dental practice and spending more quality time with my prostitute.
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    Yesterday we had a guest check out and he was...

    Yesterday we had a guest check out and he was sharing some park and wildlife photos with our concierge. Some were selfies of him danger close to bison. But he showed one pic of him with a head of a...
  20. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Put about 1k rounds through it, and it ate...

    Put about 1k rounds through it, and it ate everything I gave it. I have the 20 and 30 rd mags, they all fed perfectly. I swapped out the foregrip for vertical version and put a Romeo red dot on it....
  21. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    New cz scorpion pcc, heading to the range to run...

    New cz scorpion pcc, heading to the range to run a thousand rounds through it. also taking the anti-gun gf and her new golden boy.
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  22. Saw one of the first signs of winter in the...

    Saw one of the first signs of winter in the village this morning - a male wearing one of those big arctic explorer jackets with the furry collar. Usually don't see those until the resort opens, could...
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    This is great. Highly recommend Legacy of Ashes...

    This is great. Highly recommend Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner.

    I bought some noise cancelling headphones so I can tune out her insanity, as well as her morning ritual of telling me about what her...
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    being 9/11 of course she's on fire about how the...

    being 9/11 of course she's on fire about how the buildings really came down. beyond busy today so I'm not available to discuss her foolishness with her, but she's a controlled implosion believer....
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    It's a ubiquitous term that I felt would describe...

    It's a ubiquitous term that I felt would describe my close relationship with flat-earthier in a way most others in professional life would understand.
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    I showed her cool photos of swimmers just about...

    I showed her cool photos of swimmers just about to break the surface tension of water - I think she believes those are fake. But I can't burn any calories trying to convince her.
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    The conversation began when she said there was...

    The conversation began when she said there was "literally a thousand years of proof Jesus was a living man and rose from the dead". I don't generally shit on folks' religious beliefs, but I let her...
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    She doesn't understand surface tension. Or basic...

    She doesn't understand surface tension. Or basic physics for that matter.
    When pressed, she said "have you ever seen water bend? of course you haven't, therefore the earth cannot be round"
    ...
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    Negative, drunky mcfloppytits is no longer...

    Negative, drunky mcfloppytits is no longer employed here.
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    My work spouse is a flat earther

    She also doesnít believe we landed on the moon - or at least very skeptical it actually happened. Iím surprised I didnít know this from five years of working with her. I knew she had ultra right-wing...
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    Heading to Dallas tomorrow for the game. Casually...

    Heading to Dallas tomorrow for the game. Casually mentioned to my gf's dad I'm a ducks fan and that it would be fun to see a game in jerryworld. Sends us 4 tix, 50 yd line, row 6. Although he didn't...
  32. Last night I had to close my window. This...

    Last night I had to close my window.
    This morning I had to wear a shawl on the porch as I sipped coffee.
  33. In other news... Canada has a military!

    In other news... Canada has a military!
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    I've gotten a couple pm's from mags who have had...

    I've gotten a couple pm's from mags who have had similar experiences which was helpful and enlightening. I'm not going to contact the sibling, if they reach out first then I'll cross that bridge...
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    Ancestry DNA test told me I have a sibling

    I took the Ancestry DNA test because Iím adopted without any background on my biological parents Ė beyond they were obviously Canadian royalty or participated in some secret Canadian super-baby...
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    In seattle for seafair trollin for seamen ...

    In seattle for seafair trollin for seamen

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  37. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    I've made an effort to stop buying guns for a bit...

    I've made an effort to stop buying guns for a bit and focus that cheddar on ammo. Lots of ammo. Bulk prices are reasonable and I like taking friends shooting, and they never bring enough.
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    Followed the dead through college and for a few...

    Followed the dead through college and for a few years afterwards. Not so much for the music, but wanted a hot hippie chick which at the time seemed like a pipe dream since I look like a mormon...
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    Dude made me a samich the other day. Stopped in...

    Dude made me a samich the other day. Stopped in his new place of work to get some sloshies and sammies for a float and I didn't recognize his face but his sleeve of hipster tats rang a bell. Should...
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    Watched one of our J1 staff from Turkey dipping...

    Watched one of our J1 staff from Turkey dipping tomatoes in ketchup for lunch.
  41. Early season we'll mtb Pocatello a lot, great...

    Early season we'll mtb Pocatello a lot, great views of the women's prison.
    They need to change their city slogan to: Pocatello... we got poca-tential!
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    When I heard Bob was attacked by a bear my first...

    When I heard Bob was attacked by a bear my first reply was "I thought he was more into otters and twinks?"
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    He's very lucky he's not bear scat. Potato was...

    He's very lucky he's not bear scat. Potato was just in Jackson and filled me in on more of the details. Very scary.

    Next to my desk I have a box of bear spray.
    I'm ready for multiple drunk...
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    Lawyer said it costs about $50k to shoot a fool...

    Lawyer said it costs about $50k to shoot a fool here, if you're not charged and it's justified. Wounding a criminal can even be more spendy. So I'd have to sell my precious moments figurine...
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    Nothing tough about me either. I'm easily the...

    Nothing tough about me either. I'm easily the most unassuming, peaceful wallflowers among the collective. However, I've found that I'm a bit of a target being the biggest swinging dick in the room....
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    My hipster neighbor wears a wool beanie all...

    My hipster neighbor wears a wool beanie all summer (thankfully no scarf). Nothing tough about him. Although I don't think he does anything to break a sweat, other than furiously masturbate along to...
  47. Cheap flights on Allegiant to Vegas; they have a...

    Cheap flights on Allegiant to Vegas; they have a Costco and Cabela's; the doughy momo local scoops are decent folk.
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    That only applies to Dons, not capos and...

    That only applies to Dons, not capos and soldiers. And it's a stupid rule.

    https://youtu.be/kIC6yRjBGwM
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    No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed...

    No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
    Baggie mtb shorts for my commute.
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    Took my gf up flat creek last weekend to practice...

    Took my gf up flat creek last weekend to practice using bear spray. She got a bit on her fingers and wiped her face. Of course it was somehow my fault but nevertheless was miserable hike back to...
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