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    I want to know what car he was driving so I can...

    I want to know what car he was driving so I can properly stereotype.
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    Saw a lady wearing a jean skirt changing into...

    Saw a lady wearing a jean skirt changing into snowpants by pulling up the skirt to her stomach and putting the pants on. She then proceeded to rebutton the skirt around her stomach and put her...
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    Back in my room/bag/car... when im coming...

    Back in my room/bag/car... when im coming downstairs to eat breakfast. Sounds like guy was in normal "just woke up" clothes and had moseyed down the stairs from his room for breakfast, but just to...
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    The McGuyver in me is giving that unknown legend...

    The McGuyver in me is giving that unknown legend a slow clap for next level outside-the-box thinking.
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    Especially if patrol is throwing bombs on them...

    Especially if patrol is throwing bombs on them haha.
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    Seriously. Only having ever really skied in the...

    Seriously. Only having ever really skied in the Sierra i got used to windholds being common, and stormdays shutting lifts and mtns down because of wind - Which also makes windslab form super quick...
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    I can only imagine how bad it must have smelled.

    I can only imagine how bad it must have smelled.
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    This is an objectively accurate description of XC...

    This is an objectively accurate description of XC skiing.
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    that is the other thing... having cold hands or...

    that is the other thing... having cold hands or feet is not really that uncomfortable for me. Id rather have warm hands, but on the 1-10 pain scale that medical personel give you (1 being hardly...
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    Some folks (like myself) have very good...

    Some folks (like myself) have very good circulation. As long as I am warm, and my hands aren't submerged in a bucket of ice water, my hands are warm.

    Gloves are gloves for me. I use shitty...
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    Skiing up in WA nowdays, id forgotten how scary...

    Skiing up in WA nowdays, id forgotten how scary lift rides can be in wind. For whatever reason we just dont get wind in storms like down in Tahoe (there are exceptions obviously). I remember almost...
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    I'm 6'4" and unless I'm arching my back over the...

    I'm 6'4" and unless I'm arching my back over the chair back, or ducking my head to the side, the bar will hit my head.


    Can't wait a few seconds to let folks settle in, even out their spacing...
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    If i get hit when the bar is coming down, and i...

    If i get hit when the bar is coming down, and i deem it an act of rudeness or idiocy, then i will hold the bar down against the will of that fucker all the damn way to the last second of the offload...
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    There are a couple times i ask to be polite, but...

    There are a couple times i ask to be polite, but know full well what im going to do: if you are 3 on a quad, and i ask if i can join as a single im going to join regardless of answer, and i always...
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    Great, entertaining FWB material, bad wifey...

    Great, entertaining FWB material, bad wifey material.
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    Who wears a helmet and goggles on the up? I very...

    Who wears a helmet and goggles on the up? I very rarely wear a jacket on the up... its usually a baseball hat, pit vipers, my baselayer (with a wool flannel if really cold), and my normal shell...
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    Sooooo basically you are skinning... but slightly...

    Sooooo basically you are skinning... but slightly more vigorously than normal... but on a relatively flat, buffed and groomed trail that is also wide. And that requires a whole different get-up...
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    Pretty sure my girlfriend is gonna do that at...

    Pretty sure my girlfriend is gonna do that at least once this year. She already has the pack... and the cat.
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    Seriously, making up your life story and fake...

    Seriously, making up your life story and fake accents are classic chairlift shenanigans with a captive audience. Only gapers call those beautiful folks out... anyone with a sense of humor plays...
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    That line is indicative of a gaper? really?

    That line is indicative of a gaper? really?
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    *training for alpental

    *training for alpental
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    Why did you recommend twins? I assume that was...

    Why did you recommend twins? I assume that was more expensive than the normal beginner package?

    Riding with a gaper buddy is super fun as long as you adjust your expectations of the day...
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    Back when I first started skiing in college, I...

    Back when I first started skiing in college, I had a buddy who got the OG Dukes, and would put em in walk mode whenever there was a bootpack or uphill skate... he would then herringbone/sidestep with...
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    Do ladies ask "is that a dual crown fork in your...

    Do ladies ask "is that a dual crown fork in your pants or are you just happy to see me"?
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    Sounds like it was well played by everyone- you...

    Sounds like it was well played by everyone- you alerting here to danger, her getting stoked on your (if misinterpreted) stoke, but recognizing the danger and your intent at the last minute, and her...
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    this past Saturday, in Lot 4, where the padded...

    this past Saturday, in Lot 4, where the padded seats spin, a guy yelled at a lady for having her dog off leash "You're not supposed to have your fucking dog offleash here lady!!".

    He got yelled...
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    Anyone with a duct tapped 8000m suit is actually...

    Anyone with a duct tapped 8000m suit is actually pretty darn core IMO haha. Hell if I could pick one up for cheap I surely would. Anyone who has had to teach kids or a friend to ski in cold weather...
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    Earlier this year at Crystal Mtn in Washington I...

    Earlier this year at Crystal Mtn in Washington I was skiing on a cattrack at the bottom of this big bowl area on a 6"-8" morning. It was really bad visibility, mind you. I saw a troller standing...
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    I think Alta understands that very well.

    I think Alta understands that very well.
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    yeah, this might be news to you but people that...

    yeah, this might be news to you but people that you don't pay for sex tend to care if you smell like ass.


    I recently moved cities and jobs and my new coworker was chatting me up about skiing and...
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    stfu jackass

    normally i wouldnt say this but.... Pics or STFU!
    if it was true you should be able to screenshot that thread and prove it.
    otherwise you are just a dbag who is trying to prove just how extreme he...
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