Keys and Sunglasses.

Always in a panic when she is about to be late for yet another appointment or some shit. "Can't find my keys. Gotta help me find my keys.....". In the early stages of our...

I am saying run. I don't care how young she looks at 38. The driving while suspended is proof. Let's take 'trouble' and double down on that shit.

The only people who work "in coffee" are the guys...

I could get it if it was stirring coffee or some shit like that, but because we actually never use butter knives for anything else and have a complete selection of steak knives, the butter knife slot...

We have a silverware drawer approximately 20 inches from the butter plate that sits next to the toaster. The drawer contains all the things that you would think would be in there. Especially butter...