My wife rockhounds and it's impressive, not annoying. It's not my favorite way to spend an afternoon in remote parts of the desert but the shit she finds is really cool. It's not just 'pretty rocks'

Out there there somewhere are a bunch of home decor influencers that are making women collect sticks, pillows, and other random shit. These unknown people are the cause of our insanity.

Just got a couple pounds of homemade elk jerky from Montana that previously the wife and I was gifted before and gorged on last fall. Not because I'm an immature selfish dolt, but because I feel I...

When this thread started I laughed at all the pillow talk here. Not my problem! Then out of nowhere extra pillows started popping up everywhere in my house like mushrooms after a rain. They popped up...

ha, that reminds me. My wife has always wanted to have short hair, and I've always said, 'gross, no'. Well, last week she cut it short after 10 years with me, she finally decided she doesn't care...

You'll make a fine wife someday with that attitude.

Ha, and I bet they learned nothing from that experience too.

This gives me a good idea to download all of Utah's google maps to wife's phone without her knowing. She rarely get lost and knows...

Why is a wooden spoon in a dishwasher?

I think iceman mentioned that idea in some thread, it's a great idea. Other people here would say two chicks at the same time would be their dream though.

Your wife went on a trip to visit her boyfriend and you therefore got excited to load the dishwasher a certain way......am I reading this right?

I love you that you guys can't resist mansplaining to AK47 how to do things correctly.

Never watched a Roomba, do they cook better than your wife?

I can't figure out why you'd rest the handle instead of the other end on a pan edge, or is it placed across the pan so both ends are on the edges?

How does the hot melted plastic feel when she...

They had blankets and stayed warm from the horse farts.

Wives are cold and cranky getting into a car, you all might learn to leave them the fuck alone. And yes, they do want to broil for a bit before they acclimatize and turn it down. Relax.

There are air purifiers that sense odors and then turn on automatically. Like literally the second you fart, it turns on.

Sounds like you were the one who didn't break down that box, huh?

I think you should have sex with the wife tonight. Tomorrow, go to home depot get a big ugly garbage can and replace that tiny...

Lyrics are like Raffi for Dads.

Don’t you mean it’s halfway to Kansas City?

phew!

Based on your posts, your wife's titties must be incredible.

OK, that looks decent though.

Is this code for Idaho Falls?

Your wife has nice knobs.

I think it is that, until she tells you it has a function. It's often to add color, cushion the deck, let you walk barefoot on hot days, or break up the monotonous deck visually. Or maybe the wife...

She is trying to make the place look good, most guys would be happy with a BUD LIGHT NEON SIGN IN THE LIVING ROOM AND A JAEGERMEISTER UMBRELLA OUT BACK. 'They make a house a home'. My problem is I...

There is a certain disconnect between why I work so much and everything my wife buys. Honey, try spending less and maybe you will see me more?

Definitely a keeper. I would have divorced you over that.

Black, for obvious reasons. Why?

Whoa whoa whoa, am I coming across like I don’t belong here?? Believe me there is some eye-bugging shit my wife does, but it’s not any of things listed here. Which is why I’m confused, greatly.

Very fair point, carry on, I won’t derail this then. And just for the record if you EVER said to my face I must have married a dude....I woulda laughed.

What is really funny though was after my...

Eh, fair enough, but that sexist comment is still spot on for some comments in here. Maybe I'm clueless though, as I said before some of these complaints are confusing, as are women in general to me....

Women can't figure out fans, huh? You guys (not all in here) come across as sexist dumbasses. Sorry you chose the one ya did, there's plenty of them out there smarter than that.

These things are not even remotely universal, IMO. My marriage is not an easy ride, but I read so many things in this thread that are completely confusing to me.

Too small overall, although I have joked to her about eating the angelfish, the biggest one.

If my wife dies on me, I'm flushing all the fish down the toilet ASAP.

and XXX you are easily one of the best posters here, ha.

This is absolutely horrible advice, for the record. Sorry man.

I told my wife last year that my multiple ear infections after my second kid was born was because of her. She responded, I'd love to hear this explanation, dead-panned.

She snored so loud I had to...

Because you are Asian?

he did it her way for 30 years first, now he has to do her compromise/suggestion staying in CA. Isn't marriage grand?

Pretty sure my wife would recommend genocide for everyone involved and nuking remains from orbit. As she should.

Lemme guess, she didn't want to be scolded by you at that moment and now she's pissed you are being a dad figure instead of being compassionate to her.

Ha, I thought that was a fake book title. That looks like a book for slobs making their first stpe, Real Simple is high-level organization for tweakers. "Everything seems organized but I'm anxious...

Yeah, don't get me wrong it's not all perfect or close to it on my side of the fence. But as someone married to an ADHD person when it comes to organizing, I just stated my opinion from the non-ADHD...

Organizing things is ADHD obsessive-compulsive behavior, it's your guys mental issue you force on your wives. Give them some slack every once-and-a-while, you'll be much easier to be around.

You...

She might, but that's a childish way to approach a problem. SMH.

Depends on what dog, really. Tough choice tho.

Dude. Riser is just fucking with your head.

The big dick paired with some ridiculously good looks is a blessing and a curse, amiright guys?!