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    You new here?

    You new here?
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    I asked my daughter if she remembered these and...

    I asked my daughter if she remembered these and she looked a little puzzeled and asked if I meant those old fashioned smart boards? I laughed.
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    I'll need to electrify it.

    I'll need to electrify it.
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    Don't dangle your dongle in public fer chrissakes!

    Don't dangle your dongle in public fer chrissakes!
  5. She also looks like she's about 15.

    She also looks like she's about 15.
  6. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Inside is warm and squishy, not furry, so not...

    Inside is warm and squishy, not furry, so not ideal.
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    She gets sprayed and yelled at if I catch her. ...

    She gets sprayed and yelled at if I catch her. Hasn't deterred. I can't stand cats on the counter. Hat idea is also good.
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    It's debatable that snowboarding is cool. ;)...

    It's debatable that snowboarding is cool. ;) However, he did turn it into a sport. Respect is due. RIP
  9. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I turned my back for two minutes and Miss Mayhem...

    I turned my back for two minutes and Miss Mayhem was up on the counter chowing down my lunch I had just spent 15 minutes preparing. She'd make some damn fine furry mittens. :evil:
  10. Them ribs is showing. She's malnourished. ...

    Them ribs is showing. She's malnourished. They're about as pokey as her tits.
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    Nice variation on 867-5309.

    Nice variation on 867-5309.
  12. I like to buy her a few cheeseburgers.

    I like to buy her a few cheeseburgers.
  13. Basketball.

    Basketball.
  14. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    303166

    303166
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    That's the one. It was beast.

    That's the one. It was beast.
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    I booked the wrong hotel nights for a trip. ...

    I booked the wrong hotel nights for a trip. Because of that page refresh thingy mentioned above. Drove 5 hours and they didn't have any rooms. Fortunately another hotel nearby that we contract...
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    My wife had a bag phone for a while. She needed...

    My wife had a bag phone for a while. She needed it for on call. That thing was a brick.
  18. Dick's been retired for quite a long time.

    Dick's been retired for quite a long time.
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    I live near the Poutine Curtain. It's tabernak!...

    I live near the Poutine Curtain. It's tabernak! around here.
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    303044

    303044
  21. We have been in ours for 19.5. I shudder to...

    We have been in ours for 19.5. I shudder to think of what it will be like after 35. Nuke from orbit.
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    She's a keeper.

    She's a keeper.
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    We all do.

    We all do.
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    Heartbreak.

    Heartbreak.
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    https://wbig.iheart.com/featured/bodhi/content/201...

    https://wbig.iheart.com/featured/bodhi/content/2019-10-09-bride-at-the-altar-tells-groom-she-just-took-a-really-big-dump-video/
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    Did a man really land on the moon?

    Did a man really land on the moon?
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    Breaded squirrels. Deep fried.

    Breaded squirrels. Deep fried.
  28. I found a half slice of dark roast on top of the...

    I found a half slice of dark roast on top of the spare tire on the Highlander this summer. Who does that? There I am on the side of I-95 in Augusta, ME, trying to figure out how to unhook the spare...
  29. Gold. SD has quite a history of this kind of...

    Gold.

    SD has quite a history of this kind of thing.

    "Don't jerk and drive."
  30. It'd have to go in rotation with hookers and blow.

    It'd have to go in rotation with hookers and blow.
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    I do stuff like that. I am really lazy.

    I do stuff like that. I am really lazy.
  32. Drop a knee!

    Drop a knee!
  33. Want.

    Want.
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    The NP that works with my wife's doctor lives to...

    The NP that works with my wife's doctor lives to order thousands of dollars of tests. The doc, not so much. I always tell my wife to hold out for an appointment with the doc.
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    And on top of that, some providers just order ALL...

    And on top of that, some providers just order ALL of the tests. Because. It's a broken system
  36. I bought some sneakers off my dealer. I don't...

    I bought some sneakers off my dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I been tripping all day.
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    Can you whistle a handshake well enough to get a...

    Can you whistle a handshake well enough to get a carrier signal? ...I can't.
  38. That sucks. And goes to my point. Why didn't he...

    That sucks. And goes to my point. Why didn't he have a tourniquet?
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    My 14 yo mentioned the other day that we've been...

    My 14 yo mentioned the other day that we've been in Afghanistan his whole life.
  40. You definitely need a wife. 8). They aren't...

    You definitely need a wife. 8). They aren't dicks. ;)

    My wife puts up with a metric shit tonne of crap. I am grateful every day. I still prefer to load the dishwasher. However, I also try to...
  41. That magical part that is not artery or bone.

    That magical part that is not artery or bone.
  42. Get some!

    Get some!
  43. I stand corrected. I still see a high potential...

    I stand corrected. I still see a high potential to get hung up and shoot oneself in the wrong part of the leg.
  44. In all seriousness, that looks like an awkward...

    In all seriousness, that looks like an awkward draw. Since it's a Glock, your only chance to get the drop on someone is to keep it locked and loaded with one in the chamber. I could see your only...
  45. Rotflmao

    Rotflmao
  46. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Fuck. I think I got something in my eyes.

    Fuck. I think I got something in my eyes.
  47. Right?

    Right?
  48. Just don't grab the wrong sock.

    Just don't grab the wrong sock.
  49. We need proof she's a natural redhead, however,...

    We need proof she's a natural redhead, however, fucking a go for it. She's a redhead. We know what they are like. I married one too.
  50. Thread: View right now

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    So high you went blind. Like.

    So high you went blind. Like.
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