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    Don't judge... :nonono2:

    Don't judge... :nonono2:
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    I'm with this guy.

    I'm with this guy.
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    Tell your IT dept to go fuck themselves and that...

    Tell your IT dept to go fuck themselves and that you're going to leave all your passwords written on your whiteboard in your office in large block letters until they bless some sort of fucking...
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    And the more I read, the more I realize that my...

    And the more I read, the more I realize that my WIFE should be forever grateful for the man she picked.

    :D
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    This is quality entertainment when this is going...

    This is quality entertainment when this is going on... surface lifts FTW!
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    Man... it's such a GREAT feature on those trucks,...

    Man... it's such a GREAT feature on those trucks, though, amirite?

    Your wife is amusing.

    :D
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    Srsly. FTS. When will corporations realize that...

    Srsly. FTS. When will corporations realize that some of honestly could give FUCK ALL about "goals" and shit like that. Just give us work and we'll get it done... and leave us the fuck alone while...
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    Fucking Eldora. :D

    Fucking Eldora. :D
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    Man... the more I read in this thread and the...

    Man... the more I read in this thread and the other one... the more I realize I should be FOREVER GRATEFUL for the woman I have.

    :D
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    You sure it wasn't *straw* she wanted? ...

    You sure it wasn't *straw* she wanted?

    #farmhumor

    :D
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    Money, money, money!! :fmicon:

    Money, money, money!!


    :fmicon:
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    I'd move to almost any European nation at this...

    I'd move to almost any European nation at this point, give the right opportunity. And Canada - wouldn't hesitate to move to the Canadian Rockies.
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    Wealthiest nation in the history of the world. ...

    Wealthiest nation in the history of the world. Can't afford universal healthcare. Can't afford higher education for its citizens. Can't afford a decent public transportation system.

    I call...
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    Ideally in such a scenario, the highway patrol is...

    Ideally in such a scenario, the highway patrol is handing out "insufficient traction" tickets like chicklets...
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    In general I agree witcha. But a lot of these...

    In general I agree witcha. But a lot of these folks were in their early 20's (i.e. really dumb) and it's somewhat unreasonable for them to have had a "clear plan"...

    Their boomer parents probably...
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    Recreational weed and svelte chicks in their...

    Recreational weed and svelte chicks in their underwear in public. It *is* a golden age...
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    You waited too long. :fmicon:

    You waited too long. :fmicon:
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    ONLY when properly applied. And there is a LOT...

    ONLY when properly applied. And there is a LOT of misapplication of those things. :mad:
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    This is *EXACTLY* why glade said what he did. :D

    This is *EXACTLY* why glade said what he did. :D
  20. HTFU, Nancy. :D

    HTFU, Nancy. :D
  21. This. Just make sure to go on some joint trips...

    This.

    Just make sure to go on some joint trips that you both have interest in going on... for the sake of the marriage. :)
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    I'd guess perhaps the revenue is from advertising?

    I'd guess perhaps the revenue is from advertising?
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    Srsly - it's getting to the point that almost...

    Srsly - it's getting to the point that almost *everyone* that actually has employer-provided insurance, is going to have what amounts to a catastrophic medical plan (high deductible health plans are...
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    Probably has something to do with you sitting in...

    Probably has something to do with you sitting in a $2 million house, as well. :D

    I'm going to *try* to do my kids a solid by getting them in/out of university without debt at the end... but I'm...
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    Phoenix is one of the few places currently...

    Phoenix is one of the few places currently running fully autonomous taxi services (Waymo) - so maybe they're banking on that providing the "public transit"?
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    Be advised - my washer has at *least* this much...

    Be advised - my washer has at *least* this much float, and has since new. I *believe* that it's supposed to... so maybe it was just a horribly unbalanced load that caused the mayhem?
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    I smiled. :D

    I smiled. :D
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  29. Yes. You're fucked. And so it goes... :D

    Yes.

    You're fucked.

    And so it goes...

    :D
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    I usually switch mine to "Out of Office" as soon...

    I usually switch mine to "Out of Office" as soon as people start bothering me. :yourock:
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    Guess I should have added the :fmicon:. :D ...

    Guess I should have added the :fmicon:.

    :D

    Fucking Eldora... :nonono2:
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    You must work at my company... :fmicon:

    You must work at my company... :fmicon:
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    They sure can - we had one closed in 2010.

    They sure can - we had one closed in 2010.
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    Fucking people at work that IM me, then try to...

    Fucking people at work that IM me, then try to call. For piddly shit. Just type that shit in the IM window. We can all get on with our lives.

    Also - I'm not going to answer the fucking phone....
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    I don't know how Eldora has been able to fly...

    I don't know how Eldora has been able to fly under the radar for so long with the gnar they have...
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    OK, Boomer. ...

    OK, Boomer.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/ac7MA7r5IMYda/giphy.gif
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    Yup. Rates for CD's are pretty shitty.

    Yup. Rates for CD's are pretty shitty.
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    Eldora.

    Eldora.
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    This. It's ridiculous.

    This. It's ridiculous.
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    Ahhh... you're talking about dirty magazines? ...

    Ahhh... you're talking about dirty magazines? Yeah - that must have been tough... not only did you have to pay for it, but you had to endure the disapproving glare of the lady at the cash register,...
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    Naw, man - never had to pay for it. But you had...

    Naw, man - never had to pay for it. But you had to put in the time to find it on FTP sites and download, as wicked_sick pointed out.
  42. Just buy yourself some warm shit and go hang out...

    Just buy yourself some warm shit and go hang out with the wife at the ice. But don't try to learn to skate - your gonna hurt yourself and those injuries will get in the way of skiing. You're too...
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    5y left... 5 short years... :cool:

    5y left... 5 short years...

    :cool:
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    Definitely not. No - but I live in a van......

    Definitely not.

    No - but I live in a van... down by the river.

    Hmm... noted. Don't remember if they were wearing helmets... but those monoboards look pretty heavy. I'd probably hurt myself.
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    You should open one - I believe that you'll find...

    You should open one - I believe that you'll find out rather quickly why they aren't more of a thing. :fmicon:
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    I was at Copper one day on a midweek powder day...

    I was at Copper one day on a midweek powder day on the Reso side, and there was this gaggle of 6 monoboarders. I was in line behind them (Reso is a triple), and the first *pair* scooted up to load,...
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    Is the "summer mix" just a bottle of water with...

    Is the "summer mix" just a bottle of water with some food coloring? :D
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    Are you guys talking about something other than...

    Are you guys talking about something other than the ubiquitous blue stuff that you can get at the grocery store? IIRC that shit is good to -20F.
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    People that have skied Mt. Bohemia have been...

    People that have skied Mt. Bohemia have been braggin' about that shit for YEARS. :fm:
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    If only we had self-driving cars... :D

    If only we had self-driving cars...

    :D
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