Tell me about it.

I guess it depends on what you had for dinner.

what the heck is HUYA?

You can get fucked by cashier's checks for sure but I would think that if he pays by credit card at that point it's on the credit card company. However the "let the funds clear your bank" is exactly...

When I was first out of college I moved across the river to a townhouse in Arlington, Virginia with an address on Lee Highway. When I told my Dad the address on the phone there was a long pause, and...

Apparently ol' Eli wasn't a good dude at all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elihu_Yale

Would it be a worse school if they changed the name? Would it be poorer, or less able to survive? Or would a name change reflect a positive attitude towards positive change and enhance their...

Yeah no doubt there's plenty of possibilities but I thought I'd just, um, fling that one in the mix.

Hey where'd all the water in the pool go?

So I did some research on this whole peeing at night thing a while back. What I learned is that if you are even somewhat dehydrated, your body extracts water from the food in your colon for its use...

Somebody mentioned it up above^^, but the Washington Redkins persisting is pretty wack. Years ago when he was still a local sportswriter in DC, Tony Kornheiser suggested a viable alternative - they...

Reading comprehension? Shit. I read just fine.

And you believed it? Come on man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mihK6igcU

They have no other plan.

You'd think that with months to poke around he'd have followed the river for a half mile just to see what was there. That's a big part of what really got me about the whole story.

We have electric radiant heat in the bathroom, it works very well and is a simple way to go. It's on a timer so it's not going all day and it heats up fast. It'd be expensive to heat bigger areas...

There was a bridge at the highway which he would have reached if he followed the river, but also:

"...if he had a topographical map, it would have showed the USGS gauging station just one half...

Yeah it's a little late to stop now. Pretty wild-looking, like something took a bite out of it.

Wasn't there a stream flow gauge with a cable across the river and a basket or something to stand or sit in like a mile upstream from the bus? But McCandless never went up that way and didn't know...

It was more written to ignore or work around slavey than defend it, it was just a dealbreaker at the time. But other than that, yeah.

Guaranteed you got this on FaceCancer.

nfw did anyone, ever, use a black baby as gator bait. Come the fuck on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we37yX3zpKA

In case the reference was lost

Oddly cogent first posts from several people (?) in the last couple days. Something is happening here, but I don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?

I'll try anything once, send it over.

Very cool. A lot of the New Orleans/Cajun products you can see now in stores are a direct result of my work, USDA didn't know boudin, and they also didn't know andouille and tasso and some others,...

@ Monsieur Lafitte: What we did where I worked then was deal with the USDA for companies that were subject to its regulations. Some of the stuff he made for Copeland's didn't have definition in the...

Any port in a storm.

Now hold on, I knew Al Copeland (he started Popeye's) a little, he was a client after he sold Popeye's and was starting Copeland's (a smaller, more upscale chain that still exists) and that guy was...

nice

More of a contradiction. There's rye, and there's boutbon.

To the curb. With vitriol. You don't want that.

I'm related to a bunch of Irish Lynches. I would suggest that you not ask them to change their name, if you value your wellbeing.

Didn't they get her picture off the bottles and out of the ads years ago? (not that it was a real picture). And couldn't Jemima be anyone's name? I'll admit it has overtones but why is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_KFut4J3cY

It's in the video in the twitter post KQ linked

edit: wait, you quoted it above. I'm confusimicated

Engrish por favor.

Never seen him before but that guy ^^ is pretty funny. The comments from people who think he's serious are pretty money. Humorless fucks.

So, is this still funny? Or was it ever? I say yes to...

Well that's not fun. I think I came fairly close to dying once because of a book on tape. "Plum Island" by Nelson DeMille actually. I was listening to it on a long drive and I got home at a good...

Never mind that guy, what about this guy??

331875

(That’s Chef Joe G. in NYC. My name is Joe G. We Joe G.’s are not amused. Well okay, we’re a little amused.)

A friend and I washed dishes on the graveyard shift for a summer at the Sambos in Hyannis (Cape Cod). That was quite an experience. Our manager was this guy from Tennessee, I can still hear him...

I completely get it. You want to live closer to Buttah. We all do.

I'd think twice about selling it, maybe wait if it's not a big financial burden. You ain't a spring chicken and selling your place and moving into Pop's place in a year or so when things have calmed...

"I have a tiny dick and a huge boat, what should I do?"

Yeah the whole rich getting eated thing could throw a wrench into that.

But, nah. We good.

The Canadian version of Adele, really. Who is worse? Wait, that's not fair. Put another way, who is less completely awful?

Out of how many?

I was kind of giving Canadian produce some shit for no discernible reason other than that I thought it might provoke a response, if you get right down to it.

@ XXX: Why are you not eating the apples? Just because they're mealy Canadian excuses for real apples or some other reason?

If you believe, as I do, that it's difficult to catch the covidz from surfaces, it's probably the safest time to stay in a hotel, ever. Shit be being sanitized.

If you think yer gonna catch it...

yet