Agreed. Lane keep assist is amazing. I can get so much instagramming done on the way home.

Tell me you're 75 years old without telling me you're 75 years old.

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Ditto. You should see the court records. Dude has been sued more times than the former president. I cringe a little bit every time I see a new sponsor on the side of the van.

HA! All of that is awesome. These days Slyfox is looking more like he ate a couple of Scotts. Does that make you faster?

I'd much rather see that than "I took my dog for a shit at the park down the street."

or

"I spent 45 minutes in the car afterwards coming up with a witty title."
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That happens to me on the trail almost every. fucking. day. It blows my mind that people are that inconsiderate. The runners and hikers that I encounter are always angry as fuck when they finally...

Welcome to 20 years ago. When's the last time you bought anything? 1963?

I only use my $600 Snap On torque wrench to properly seat my valve cores to 43.5 in/lb.

I just bring the Gin with me. Get your ass down here and I'll share some with you.

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Oof. That sucks. Weren't you having problems with that shoulder a few years ago?

I guess I didn't realize bikes were still a part of the festival. I just thought it was a 4 day "content" creator wank off.

At least it's not another Rainbow Brite hex wrench circle jerk.

I've been fatbiking for what seems like forever. I picked up an OG offset Pugsley used from a dude who hadn't even worn the knobs off the tires 10 years ago. I rode the heck out of it for a few...

Sounds like that guy and I would get along.

I'd have to go back and look. I think it was around $350 with a rigid fork. I can't complain. I got about three or four years out of the two frames. The seller "Peter" was great to deal with but...

Cheap Chinese knock off frame. Carbonspeed CS-197. The bottom bracket delaminated on the first one I got. This frame was the replacement and it blew apart too. Rode the shit out of it anyways.

Nothing to see here...... Move along. [emoji51]

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The same kind of people who spend $200 and 37.5 hours a week hot wax dipping their chains?

Ok, Boomer.

I'm sure you had your LBS order that overpriced POS for you. I'm sure you brought them a 6er of IPA too. Right.

Um, no. They're not, but you keep feeding that big blue monster.

Welcome to 15 posts ago. [emoji6]

FWIW, the Amazon ones are under $10 and they have a valve.

Big fan of these injectors. You remove the core and the rigid tube goes all the way into the tire. The valve is a nice touch too.
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"Cosmetic Wear"

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Got 5 pairs hanging around.... and perhaps a spare? [emoji16]

I want to find them local.... Like your mom. Also, who the fuck pays $140 for pedals?!!!!

My knees don't work with Shimano and I'd have an easier time finding an Eskimo than a pair of Times.

This probably only happens to me once every couple of years.

Dammit

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The season keeps going and I'm tied to the trainer in the basement... Picked the wrong time to get my rotator cuff fixed. At least I found a good place to move my shifter. #crippleshift.
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My shop have me 26 inch wheels and a 3x9 drivetrain.

You have to be the youngest "old man" I've ever met. Luddite.

I've had several racks that use bolts. My daily driver North Shore uses a bolt, without a auxillary cinching device they jiggle like Lizzo.

Ummmm, they include a strap to anchor it to your your hitch. Specifically, to the spot you would attach chains. Any idiot immediately replaces that with a chain and padlock. Also, a standard receiver...

Sorry, I'm too busy riding my bike to waste time weighing each hex bolt. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever finished a ride only to think how much better it would have been with less...

It's worth it.

XT Cassette ~$65
DT 350 Driver ~$65

GX Cassette ~$130

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I did it for a while till I could afford a new shifter and derailleur. Never had any issues.

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Same bullshit down in Corner Canyon. The kids are little assholes too, but god forbid you call them out. According to the coaches and parents, those bastards are angels, nevermind the fact that they...

That's what she said....


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There's sooooo much of that shit in Corner Canyon recently. Lycra fuckers who are climbing up Ghost Falls and continue up the Jacob's Ladder DH just so they can brag about it on Straaaaaaaaaaava.

He wasn't.... Sisters are over 5 feet tall.

Didn't you pay right around $100 for that fork? WTF were you expecting?