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  1. Thread: View right now

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    Did you put some toilet paper in your safe...

    Did you put some toilet paper in your safe deposit box?
    Yeah, those jokes are getting kinda cheesy now.
  2. Thread: View right now

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    323366 :eek:

    323366

    :eek:
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    Well they want your credit card info so it's easy...

    Well they want your credit card info so it's easy to just start playing for money once you get bored playing for free. Then just a couple of clicks and before you know it you're hooked and dropping...
  4. Be careful that ice cold beer doesn't get too...

    Be careful that ice cold beer doesn't get too close to those titties or you'll poke yer eye out.
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    You have a sick sense of humor-and that avatar...

    You have a sick sense of humor-and that avatar helps too:)
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    I would think exactly the opposite, no?

    I would think exactly the opposite, no?
  7. Reno.

    Reno.
  8. Thread: Fuel Prices.

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    NJ is now the only remaining state that does not...

    NJ is now the only remaining state that does not allow you to pump your own gas.
  9. Time for makeup sex.

    Time for makeup sex.
  10. Thread: View right now

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    where is that? My friend says the surf has been...

    where is that? My friend says the surf has been good at the Jersey shore and he's been killing it.
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    Finished season 1 of Dark and enjoyed it and will...

    Finished season 1 of Dark and enjoyed it and will watch season 2 with my wife. I had some time to kill and started watching You. Paused it 5 minutes in to tell my wife we have to watch this show...
  12. Thread: View right now

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    I ate from there when I was in SLC last year. ...

    I ate from there when I was in SLC last year. Good stuff.
  13. Oh that's funny no matter what side of the aisle...

    Oh that's funny no matter what side of the aisle you're on.
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    You're a special guy, Hoping I can make it out...

    You're a special guy, Hoping I can make it out there next year to the Magbake to meet you--and that cool dog.
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    One of the best things my dad taught me when i...

    One of the best things my dad taught me when i was a youngun' was to lay a square or three of toilet paper in the water before dropping a charge. Nothing worse than ice cold water splashing your ass...
  16. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    That is one magnificent pup there.

    That is one magnificent pup there.
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    When you drink skim milk for a while and then...

    When you drink skim milk for a while and then have even 2% milk it tastes like heavy cream. I've always been a milk drinker and it was whole milk until about 20 years ago and now i much prefer skim....
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    Yes, if you swim laps with goggles the shit you...

    Yes, if you swim laps with goggles the shit you see at the bottom of a pool is nasty. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a used condom someday. That being said, I haven't peed in a pool since i was...
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    Whoa, that sounds like an amazing flavorfest when...

    Whoa, that sounds like an amazing flavorfest when you have the munchies-with a big glass of skim milk to wash it down of course,
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    Serial, right in the road? I love bog cats, but...

    Serial, right in the road? I love bog cats, but I might be afraid of those big guys.
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    I just canceled my reservation with United to...

    I just canceled my reservation with United to Cancun in April, although the flight was already canceled. Policy on their site says you have 12 months to re-book a new flight with no fees, or you can...
  22. I'll teak the Mens L TNF Polartec ultrwick...

    I'll teak the Mens L TNF Polartec ultrwick powerdry 1/4 zip red $20.

    PM sent.
  23. 321606

    321606
  24. That's pretty crazy in my book, but ho-hum for...

    That's pretty crazy in my book, but ho-hum for you guys. Life is good,
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    Dude you're brutal.

    Dude you're brutal.
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    Great skis and great price. I just got my pair...

    Great skis and great price. I just got my pair of slightly used delivered this past Monday, just in time for resort closings:)
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    Holy shit. My heart is pounding watching that...

    Holy shit. My heart is pounding watching that trailer. Gotta watch that.
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    I love spy movies and have read several Clancy...

    I love spy movies and have read several Clancy novels, so I thought I'd be all over this series, but I found the first couple of episodes of season 1 pretty ridiculous and couldn't watch any more. I...
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    Agree on The Stranger and Aaron Hernandez being...

    Agree on The Stranger and Aaron Hernandez being solid. I just started watching Dark and it's a little slow and was wondering if it is worth continuing.
  30. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    We'll figure something out.

    We'll figure something out.
  31. Thread: View right now

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    Wow, that is the leanest looking piece of corned...

    Wow, that is the leanest looking piece of corned beef I've seen I'm good for once a year because it's usually fatty, but then looks like a once/week kind.
  32. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    LOL, wow.

    LOL, wow.
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    That work still sucks even though I've been...

    That work still sucks even though I've been working from home the last week +. Not sure why I thought it would suck less other than I don't have suckability staring me in the face. Gotta laugh or...
  34. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I'll be right over to rescue you:)

    I'll be right over to rescue you:)
  35. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Wow, that's crazy,

    Wow, that's crazy,
  36. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    That pup is on a mission. Determined.

    That pup is on a mission. Determined.
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    I'll bet that mud softened up nicely once the sun...

    I'll bet that mud softened up nicely once the sun hit it:)
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    With the current cancellations at most resorts,...

    With the current cancellations at most resorts, I'm sorta annoyed that people aren't unloading stuff cheap on Gear Swap. Then again, I don't need anymore shit, so I probably shouldn't be annoyed.
  39. More likely they are slaying the bathrooms at...

    More likely they are slaying the bathrooms at work. Save $ on TP and get paid to take a dump = win/win.
  40. I don't know KQ, I've seen you posting in the...

    I don't know KQ, I've seen you posting in the NSFW thread, so you've seen the recent video which showed that this is exactly how you ladies do your business, I would think you would only need a...
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    I'm betting said guests stole some rolls of TP. ...

    I'm betting said guests stole some rolls of TP. Did they seem to have put on some weight before they left?
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    Thanks for the heads up and glad I didn't go up...

    Thanks for the heads up and glad I didn't go up this weekend as originally planned or I would've used the pass yesterday and been skunked.
  43. I have 2 girls and if I am near the bathroom when...

    I have 2 girls and if I am near the bathroom when they're in there it drives me nuts. I hear the toilet paper roll sounds like one of those videos of a guy sail fishing when he get a bite and the...
  44. ANd Killington has followed suit, at least for a...

    ANd Killington has followed suit, at least for a week,
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    Closed for at least a week now. Me too. I just...

    Closed for at least a week now. Me too. I just pulled the trigger Wednesday and I also have a pair of Enforcers being delivered tomorrow.
  46. Funny and fascinating.

    Funny and fascinating.
  47. Vail resorts is closing for the week and will...

    Vail resorts is closing for the week and will reassess also. WOW.
  48. Thread: Ikon Pass

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    Vail resorts are closing for the week and will...

    Vail resorts are closing for the week and will reassess also.
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    Poll: Probably been said already, but I'd expect a huge...

    Probably been said already, but I'd expect a huge spike in births in December and a lot of people on diets when this is over. Two things i think about when I am bored.
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    I think it was the other way around on the duct...

    I think it was the other way around on the duct tape. Duct tape is often mispronounced duck tape and some smart marketing dude said let's call our duct tape Duck Tape, so now when people go to Lowes...
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