Well, you are apparently one of many Alpentalics (who didn’t chose that as their handle), maybe check the PNW thread out and join the conversation. That is, after all the whole point of the minimum...

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin....