So sick. If you just listen for a few min start at 12 or 21 min ...orgasmic

But do yourself a favor and get your mind right and watch the whole thing
...

I would care for her

Poor Bitch doesn't know what to do after her morning poop

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Home Wrecking 101: Intro to Tire Slashing

What a slut...


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A day in the life of The Bitch

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She's obviously thinking about me

You have no idea how tough it is resisting the urge to go get a second dog from the urban shelter where I got The Bitch

Made a plan to stick with one dog for the time being and I'm staying the...

This dog popped up on my IG feed and now I'm obsessed https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2KlWF1uM8R/?igsh=MXRqY3lsc3o5cXVseA==

The National news just ran a story on the dangers of pickleball

Choke yourself

The Bitch just won her 3rd consecutive Neck Roll World Championship

Elite performer

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[emoji102]

Questionable grip at best

Worth every dollar of property damage [emoji7]

Is that real life?

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YOOOOO....

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1aUlFRxcQr/?igsh=MWphZGZwbHRmaDFqbw==

Get them off the track and on milkshake IVs asap

I wanna know what's down there that they're so interested in

The Bitch is ready to watch playoff football!

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Ha fuck

In

That's a good looking boi

Release

That's good

Thanks for all the kind words everyone. Today has been tough. I felt so good last night but looking at pics today I started crying at my desk in the office. Came home tonight and he's not running up...

His name was Willie...Tennessee Willie, and he was a good boy. He was also a man of many nicknames...all frequently used.


Willie
Tennessee Willie
Widds
Bill
Billy
B (my daughter used...

Loads?

Thanks for all the kind words. Just made the call to set the appt for tomorrow...now I'm losing it a little

It hit me pretty hard last night that the reality is my guy is no longer near the end...he's there.

This round of antibiotics hasn't done anything, and he's been getting worse by the day for...

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More than one song, but...wow...

https://youtu.be/ajNYTJcF6rE?si=-bSFxCE6u5U8sC11

Milkshake IV

LFG!

Is anyone else crazy like me and make up wild storied about the dogs as if they're human that you tell your family? It's one of my favorite pastimes.

Ex...

Shitface has definitely been...

Wife came home early and busted our 17 yr old son smoking my weed right in the bathroom. Stupid fucker just can't figure out how to get away with anything. Maybe go outside dipshit?

I keep...

Jeesas

Hope you guys are recovering nicely from whatever they did to you

I'd pay her to destroy my face

You take that back right now!

To clarify...I really was thinking about the annoying nerd coworkers that wanna talk about project blah blah blah out of the office all the time.

Shut up already...we're off the clock

People that want to talk about work outside of work.

Wtf is wrong with you

Please ruin my life. Please

Cat iz ded?

Shitface's new move...take a dump at night then lay down. He's never laid down in the yard in his life. We joke he's just giving up to die in the yard

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Prince Shitface

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Shitface things...

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Sunday Shitface

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The Bitch is always...
1. Comfortable
2. Fat
3. Terrified for no reason

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Synchronized Idiots

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Potato Bitch

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Current status...

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This (fat) Bitch

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Just got home from long rainy drive from hockey rink with my daughter sleeping in the back.

A few miles from my house...while I was zoning out to podcast on dark highway...a guy tried to step into...

How far down?