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    I brush the teeth of hot women with my fucking...

    I brush the teeth of hot women with my fucking cock!
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    What's the difference between fish and meat?

    What's the difference between fish and meat?
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    Fuck you! Do it at 4 am when I'm sleeping!

    Fuck you! Do it at 4 am when I'm sleeping!
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    I burnt him a bunch of TGR & MSP DVD's.

    I burnt him a bunch of TGR & MSP DVD's.
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    It's all about the lucky cockring. Trust me.

    It's all about the lucky cockring. Trust me.
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    PSA: I've got a good line on some sticky green...

    PSA:
    I've got a good line on some sticky green bud, killer blow, 'ludes and some benzios if anyone is interested. I make absolutely no $$$ off this
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    Couldn't get it up huh...she'll understand

    Couldn't get it up huh...she'll understand
  8. Steven S. Dallas gave me Irul's reach around and...

    Steven S. Dallas gave me Irul's reach around and a prostate exam.
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    Stop being such a cock tease! Spill it.

    Stop being such a cock tease! Spill it.
  10. I like mine bored .030 over, with a 4 bolt...

    I like mine bored .030 over, with a 4 bolt main...goes well with my stroker rod.

    Injected is fine...I prefer blown
  11. Thread: quicherbitchin

    by Spicoli
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    I use the curtains for a wash rag too.

    I use the curtains for a wash rag too.
  12. Thread: quicherbitchin

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    Maybe if ya just hit it a couple times during...

    Maybe if ya just hit it a couple times during that week, things would be different.
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    and buttfucking is for faggots...except you're on...

    and buttfucking is for faggots...except you're on all fours(unless your bent over a sink in jail). Sometimes, you just drop to your knees and start sucking away.

    Tell us your preference freaks...
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    "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my vagina"

    "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my vagina"
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    What if I'm fat and rad?

    What if I'm fat and rad?
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    Can I have a sloppy blowjob before you go?

    Can I have a sloppy blowjob before you go?
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    Open a fresh bottle of patchouli. Make sure you...

    Open a fresh bottle of patchouli. Make sure you hide enough stash in your prison wallet just incase.
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    All this naughty talk is starting to turn me on

    All this naughty talk is starting to turn me on
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    The above insult was brought to you by...

    The above insult was brought to you by Powdermag.com and the letter C.
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    Hey. SHUT THE FUCK UP, tuck your balls back in...

    Hey.
    SHUT THE FUCK UP, tuck your balls back in your skirt and deal with it!
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    I haven't moved from this chair in over a year....

    I haven't moved from this chair in over a year. The smell doesn't really bother me anymore.
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    Start rounding up the animals, 2 by 2. The ice...

    Start rounding up the animals, 2 by 2. The ice will soon melt, there's an ark we can use somewhere around K2.

    Me, I'm gonna invest in some beach front property in Colorado.
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    I just painted the toilet bowl with ass bisque.

    I just painted the toilet bowl with ass bisque.
  24. My kid's never been here, yet he has still...

    My kid's never been here, yet he has still managed to find, Cum Guzzling Sluts, Anal Teen Whores and Golden Shower Queens. TGR ain't the problem.
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    You should hook up with I'm an Idiot for a little...

    You should hook up with I'm an Idiot for a little wife/GF swapping. Make sure to take a lot of pictures and report back, with a full TR. Maybe there will be an, "I'm an Alias-Relationship Forum" by...
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    Any pussy, ant pussy, the cat. Ant pussy would be...

    Any pussy, ant pussy, the cat. Ant pussy would be tight though.
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    Hey Idiot! Did your wife give you ant pussy...

    Hey Idiot!

    Did your wife give you ant pussy last night?
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    How about electrodes to the balls? Donkey gang...

    How about electrodes to the balls? Donkey gang raping? Or, both?
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    At least noone has done one for pinworms.

    At least noone has done one for pinworms.
  30. That's a mangina

    That's a mangina
  31. Thats over 120 years of hot pussy right there

    Thats over 120 years of hot pussy right there
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    She wacks off ya know^^

    She wacks off ya know^^
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    My bad. I thought it was the hockey mask and pork...

    My bad. I thought it was the hockey mask and pork grease.
  34. Reliable munging partners are so hard to find...

    Reliable munging partners are so hard to find these days.
  35. Ya know, I was gonna go fuck this smokin' hot old...

    Ya know, I was gonna go fuck this smokin' hot old grandma bitch that put an ad up on Craigslist until my wife caught me.
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    Fixed it for ya

    Fixed it for ya
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    Wait, wait, wait...don't ruin my image here

    Wait, wait, wait...don't ruin my image here
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    If you shit yourself, will the other roo have to...

    If you shit yourself, will the other roo have to change his drawers? Kinda like that twin thing and pain
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    You wack off?

    You wack off?
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    I think it's gonna be: I'm an Idiot In the...

    I think it's gonna be:
    I'm an Idiot
    In the bathroom
    With his hand
  41. I wonder if there is such a thing as a GrILF?

    I wonder if there is such a thing as a GrILF?
  42. Need to borrow an iron?

    Need to borrow an iron?
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    I like being a fat fucking Amerikan! Viva la...

    I like being a fat fucking Amerikan! Viva la Dollar Menu!
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    Damn dude, eat something!

    Damn dude, eat something!
  45. What if she burps up semen?

    What if she burps up semen?
  46. sniff, sniff

    sniff, sniff
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    I'm addicted to drinking and driving? Can I get...

    I'm addicted to drinking and driving? Can I get some pitty please?(I like it on the rocks w/lime)
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    Why not just let your wife hook up with AKPM or...

    Why not just let your wife hook up with AKPM or Max for a night and call it even?
  49. If you're going to rub one out in the shower,...

    If you're going to rub one out in the shower, make sure you lock the door.
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    Hopefully the link didn't contain the words, big...

    Hopefully the link didn't contain the words, big fat cock and glory hole.
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