Don't you have a bathrobe for that?

I seem to remember a few people Kevorkianing themselves and restarting instead of deleting.

I should probably post in tgapp's thread about the various times he gave me mushrooms.

I knew an interesting guy who did a few of those, he worked on (or for?) Adbusters for a while.

Have you told her the joke about geologists?

Get her one of those fancy Japanese butter knives that gives you ribbons or something. It's a whole thing.

Even worse. It was in Seattle.

It was an SUV so the trunk was open. Everyone but the driver had been drinking. Seat selection was based on height/weight. It had been a while since I drank with...

I spent 45 minutes in traffic with a drunk guy in the trunk narrating how the couple behind us was taking turns on each other. With the tint they couldn't see him, and with the coolers in the back he...

Add some tubing and an aquarium pump and you'll never have to add or remove water from either one!

Or put one above the other if you want to conserve energy and all that stuff.

You mean the fireball mats?

Do women's ski pants have pockets as useless as normal women's pants? I remember being pissed about that when I wore a pair of women's pants. I was drunk and couldn't find mine, so I was already...

Not sure if they deliver to you but....

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2018/07/06/28740666/potentially-bad-ideas-vol-1-ordering-cannabis-online

One of my uncle's girlfriends welded her car into not working. Left the parking brake on while driving around, eventually it failed. He said they had a flat bed to tow the car

Ha. You're probably right

With that attitude it sounds like you should find a dude

No exemptions?

Hercules is the middle name!?!?
My life is a lie.