I did this to my own car. Bent the tip of the blade clearing snow, and didnt realize it. Next time i turned the wipers on for more than the quick swish to clear any leftover snow was on the freeway...

We had a feral hedghog living in our house that some soriority chick had lost in our place during the fall and it survived on our floor scraps all the way to our move out in the summer. They are...

Agreed with everything except the last part. I cook 75% of the time, and do the dishes/cleanup 95% of the time, but i clean as i go during cooking and then immediately after dinner... Dinner time is...

My family is sick. Wife, toddler, myself all very sick. Wife says she is thinking about making pizza for dinner and i knee-jerk say no fucking way do i want to clean up that mess as i feel like...

Especially in a dogshit snow year like this one.

Anyone found a solution to their wife/SO not turning off the oven after use? Its not a once in a while thing either, its a 95% of the time thing. Like i will come home after whatever she baked has...

I have had at least 2 sets of inlaws at my house during all waking hours since last Wednesday. They are nice people, who mean well and we get along fine... but its still not the most enjoyable thing...

Bingo.

My wife's two best friends for the first 5 years of us being together had husbands. One ended up having a side fiance for 2 years, and the other flew out to the east coast to cheat with...

Its the little things in life.

I typically cook, and usually do the dishes as i go typically leaving 1 or 2 pans for me to wash at the end of the meal. I also usually do all the dishes from the day, before i start cooking so i am...

I am an engineer. Do not bring me your problems if you dont want me to provide solutions. It is in my nature. Just like the scorpion, i can only fight my nature for so long before i sting and we...

I am a sports guy so i think in terms of sports analogies a lot. So many of the arguments with my wife are situations are the football cliche of "its always the second guy that gets flagged". E.g....

Your wives have unnecessary amounts of throw pillows. My wife has decided to collect unnecessary amounts of cough syrup cups:

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I suggest picking up (towing) an old, moss covered diesel station wagon. Volvo or Mercedes preferred. It comes with the need to buy more tools.

The more garish, the better. She comes home with a grip of pillows... you come home with an old riding mower that needs fixing. Or a landscaping trailer with flat old tires that you park...

For every pillow brought into our bedroom I buy "new" skis or bindings. I now have overlap in my quiver and 2 pairs of unmounted bindings just waiting for more pillows/skis. When she makes a snarky...

If people truly cant figure out how to unscrew a small screw with a found piece of trash/debris/etc, they dont deserve to get back into their car without paying a locksmith. Unless the screw is...

If i didnt wash the dishes, our house would look as bad or worse than my college apartment i shared with 3 buddies. For whatever reason my wife is utterly averse to "cleaning up". This is not the...

Wife has a habit of eating 99% of the food in a container and then putting the container back in the cupboard E.g. leaving a single oreo in the tray, leaving the crumbs at the bottom of the chip bag,...

Ahhh shit. And this whole time I thought we were playing checkers!

Yeah, dont get me wrong. The knives still get abused and misused and mishandled. But, at least they get put away promptly so id dont get stabbed or sliced by a mystery knife hiding in the dishwasher...

I grumble and whine and bitch and moan about shit my wife does that bothers me, pretty much all of it is harmless and its usually just inefficiency which bothers me.

I DO NOT fuck around with...

What about the partner who just stacks dishes in the sink directly next to the MFing dishwasher!?

My wife, who is an exceptionally accomplished professional in a field that is notorious for its use of an unnecessarily large vocabulary, found out last week that it is not "Wheel Barrel", when she...

Well, you all must be a ton of fun on a podium.

"What? I thought we were celebrating tonight?"

Tell me you didnt win a race, without telling me you didnt win a race.

My wife is afraid of matches. I once goaded her into lighting a duraflame log in our fireplace with matches, and after a few timid failed swipes the match caught and she promptly freaked out and...

My wife grew up remodeling condos and houses with her father. He was an airline pilot and so when he was home, he was home all day and so they would buy a fixer upper, do the work and then flip it...

First thing she said after overhearing me describe the downstream path in detail to the emergency PW maintenance lady on the phone haha. "why would you put a grate right there?! Why would you make...

It usually isnt a problem. You can usually just literally lift the grate off and fish out anything from the sump at the bottom with a coat hanger or something. My wife's issue (excuse me, i mean my...

My wife dropped her keys down the stormdrain in the middle of a pissing rainstorm last weekend. When i came to get her i was on the phone with public works to see if they could pull some downstream...

As my birthday gift, my wife finally picked out the type of shiplap board she wanted for the ceiling of our porch (after 6months of gentle prodding and reminding). She even had her father over to...

Went on a date night with wifey this weekend- movie then dinner. I prefunk the movie so she drives us in her car. She gets drunk at dinner so i drive us home. As im pulling out of the parking lot...

My wife gathers trash and rotting food and coffee drinks in her car and does not throw any of it away for months at a time. It is seriously like a hoarders starter kit and the smell of rotting...

Why fix what doesnt get used?

That's probably the point. He turned it into a porcupine that no one wants to touch for fear of getting stuck.

Up until about 7 years old this was my dream job. True story. First word was "gahbage" while watching the garbage truck. Im not telling my wife for fear her trying to fullfill my 7yr old dreams.

Stop being so small minded, the sky is the limit!!!

This is my conundrum too. Back when we were just dating i used to (still do) do all the driving and she would never offer to help with gas which kind of bothered me so i would try and make here...

Ever been driving in a white-out on a highway pass at night while your wife is, unsolicited, trying to talk through relationship issues with you and complaining that you aren't listening or invested...

At the core of it, i think the problem is that my wife and i have a different understanding of when a task or job is complete. I believe that the a task or job isnt done until the task/job has been...

Yep. I keep a bag of funsize snickers in the center console of my 4runner for when my wife gets hangry. Car snacks are clutch because you are stuck next to her with no out for hours on end. The...

My wife will wash cups, pots, bowls, etc and then put them into the drying rack. Right-side up. Consistently.

-Fiance spends a whole day every couple months or so pissed off at me because i broke up with her in last nights dream.

-Fiance has a habit of putting cups and bowls in the drying rack...

My bride-to-be has been cutting the last brownie square in the pan in half for the last 4 days in the hopes that i just eat it the last bit and have to wash the pan. its been whittled down to the...